Author's Note: Song is Joker and the Thief by Wolfmother. All song rights belong to Wolfmother. All characters belong to DC Comics.
Jason singing
Jason walked onto the stage, pressing play on the song he wanted as he walked by the computer. The guitar rifts to a rock song started and Batman had a feeling the song would be directed towards him in some way.
Jason stood, back turned to the audience and shook his hips a little towards the beat before turning around when the lyrics began, "I said the Joker is a wanted man. He makes his way all across the land. I see him sifting through the sand, so I'll tell you all the story about the Joker and the thief in the night!" Nightwing and Robin clapped and cheered as Jason stared blatantly at a mortified Batman.
"Does he enjoy making people feel uncomfortable?" Wonder Woman whispered in Batman's ear.
Batman slowly nodded as Jason continued to sing, "He's always laughing in the midst of power. Are we living in the final hour? There is always sweet and sour, so we, are not going home!"
"Why must it always be about the Joker?" Batman muttered under his breath, trying to rub the headache away before it happened. He looked over at his other two boys in the room, who were simply cheering for Jason and laughing at Batman's discomfort. Batman sneered at them and Tim turned away in fear while Dick just laughed harder.
"Can you see the Joker flying over as she's standing in the field of clover. Watching out everyday, wonder what would happen if he took ME away!" As if on cue, the whole room minus Nightwing and Robin turned and looked at Batman. If it was possible, Batman wrapped his cape tighter around his shoulders, closing himself off from the rest of the room even more.
"I knew I should have taken monitor duty," he muttered. Wonder Woman and Superman just patted him on the shoulders.
"It must be tough having a sidekick come back from the dead," Superman said. He regretted ever speaking up when he received the world famous Bat-glare.
"What you see well you might not know. You get the feelin' comin' after the glow. The vagabond is moving slow, so I'll tell you all the story about the Joker and the thief and the Knight!" Jason winked at Batman , knowing how uncomfortable he was making not only him, but the entire room.
"Just tell me when it's over," Batman covered his face with his hands and grumbled. Wonder Woman gingerly pat him on the back while Nightwing, Jason, and Robin snickered at their distressed mentor.
"All the people that you see in the night hold their dreams up to the light. The wilderbeast is searching for the sight. And we. Are not. Going home!"
Jason continued to sing, Batman shrinking in on himself more and more with every line, until the music stopped, and Batman finally looked up, actually showing a bit of relief on his face.
"Woo! That was awesome Jaybird!" Nightwing stepped up on stage and put his arm around Jason's shoulders, "I think that was awesome enough that you deserve a duet with me."