Propriety

Scotty fidgeted as he stood at attention. Uhura scolded him with a look. Properly chastised, he managed to stay still for a few minutes but was soon tugging at his collar again. "Scotty! What's the matter with you?" Uhura finally demanded.

"Och. It's wearin' these dress uniforms. The trim's itchy and I canna move. What if red alert sounds and I have to dash out and fix somethin'? Nobody will notice if I loosen the top a wee bit."

Uhura shook her head. "You can't show such a lack of propriety at your promotion ceremony, Scotty. Trust me, everyone will notice."