Author's Note: Song is Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. All song rights belong to Queen. All characters belong to DC Comics.

Superboy singing

Bart Allen singing

Tim Drake singing

All singing


The trio onstage slowly brought the mics to their mouths, staring straight ahead of them. They opened their mouths and sang in sync with each other."

"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see…" They pointed up to the roof of the cafeteria, raising eyebrows around the room.

Nightwing leaned over to Jason, "Think Timmy and his friends rehearsed this act?"

Bart stepped forward, "I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy! Because I'm easy come, easy go. Little high, little low. Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me." He stepped back, allowing Tim to step to the front, who stared at his brothers, a serious look set in his features.

Jason just nodded, a slight smirk on his face, "Hell yeah."

Tim closed his eyes, "Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, and now I've gone and thrown it all away!"

Bart zipped to the front again, "Mama, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry! If I'm not back this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters."

They stepped back, allowing for Superboy to slowly step to the front, "Too late… My time has come, send shivers down my spine. Body's aching all the time. Goodbye everybody, I've got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth! Mama, ooh!"

Bart took a small step forward, "Anyway the wind blows…"

"I don't wanna die, sometimes I wish I had never been born at all!"

The crowd frowned as the three boys moved into a line, the guitar solo playing in the background. Barry leaned over to a pouting Man of Steel, "Is that the truth?"

"I have no idea Barry. But I really hope it isn't."

Tim pointed to Batman as the solo ended, making everyone turn to look at him, "I see a little silhouetto of a man!"

Bart and Superboy grinned and started singing along with Tim, "Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!"

"Galileo."

"Galileo"

"Galileo."

"Galileo."

"Galileo Figaro."

"Magnifico!"

Bart stepped forward, "I'm just a poor boy, from a poor family!"

"He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!"

Superboy stood in the middle of the three, "easy come, easy go, will you let me go?"

Tim grinned, "Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!"

"Let him go!"

"Bismillah! No we will not let you go!"

"Let him go!"

"Bismillah! We will not let you go!"

"Let me go!"

"Will not let you go!"

"Let me go!"

"Never let me go, oh!," They turned and grinned at each other, "No, no, no, no, no, no!"

"Oh, mama mia, mama mia!"

"Mama mia let me go!"

"Beelzebub has a devil set aside for me, for me, for me!"

The second guitar solo hit and the trio on the stage responded by headbanging to the song, making the heroes close to their age laugh. Jason grinned and laughed with Dick at the sight of Tim doing something so un-nerdy.

"So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye!?"

"So you think you can love me and leave me to die!?

"Woah, baby! Can't do this to me baby!"

"Just got to get out, just got to get right out of here!"

The song cooled down as they stopped headbanging, grinning at each other and the crowd, "oh, yeah. Oh yeah."

Tim began walking off stage, singing as he went, "Nothing really matters, anyone can see…"

He was followed by Superboy, "Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me."

The last one off stage was Bart, surprisingly walking away slowly, "Anyway the wind blows…"

The crowd exploded in applause and cheering for them., surprising them as they gave the microphones to Cyborg. The trio blushed slightly and walked back to their table where Cassie was sitting. Superman brushed a tear off his cheek as he clapped the loudest. Cyborg walked up to the stage, going to ask if anyone wanted to go, but before he could a green monkey jumped on his shoulder and grabbed a mic out of his hands with his tail, not even startling Cyborg or any of the Titans at his table who were used to this sort of behavior.

Superboy shuddered and growled, "I hate monkeys!"

Changeling just morphed back into a human and looked at him with a blank expression, still perched on Cyborg's shoulder.

"uh… BB? You're a bit heavier now…"

Changeling looked down at Cyborg, blank expression still on his face before jumping off with a laugh, "Sorry Cy! Play my song!"

"Which one?"

Changeling looked over towards Raven with a small smirk, who in turn just raised her eyebrow at him, "You know which one."

Cyborg laughed and ran off the stage, hitting play on the laptop as he walked past it.

Raven sighed and put her book down, knowing that her idiot boyfriend would whine all month if she didn't pay attention to his time on stage.