Author's Note: Song is Birds of Prey written for Batman: The Brave and the Bold. All rights belong to the writers, DC, and WB, except for the parts that we wrote. All characters belong to DC comics.

Shayera Singing

Black Canary singing

Huntress singing

All three

A fast jazz tune started playing through the room, making John grin. Shayera looked at him with a smirk, "Good evening all you gentlemen, vigilantes, teens, and girls."

Huntress shook her hair off her shoulder, "men in tights and girls in boots, chasing after crooks."

Black Canary grinned, "For those who scare and terrorize, it's the dawn of a brand new day!"

They all stepped forward and put their hands on their hips, "You all can simply call us, the one and only Birds of Prey!" With a smirk they threw their arms in the air and crouched down. The men in the room hooted and hollered at the heroes on stage, grinning at each other.

Shayera walked up to John, swinging her hips, "Green Lantern has his special ring." John looked at her and raised an eyebrow, jumping when he felt Black Canary hold up his hand with the power ring up for everyone to see. Turning he saw that Hal was in the same predicament with Huntress.

The two women grinned, "Pretty strong that little thing!"

Black Canary stalked over to Blue Beetle, sitting on the table in front of him. "Blue Beetle's deeds are really swell!"

The other two walked back on stage, "But who will bring him out of his shell?" Blue Beetle's eyes grew wide and he just threw his head in his hands trying to ignore the looks from the other heroes. The three women looked at him, worry on their faces before continuing on with the song.

Shayera walked over to Wally with a dangerous smirk on her face. He grinned as she sat on the table in front of him, "Flash's foes, they finish last!" She rubbed his head and got off the table, suppressing a laugh as Huntress cut in with the next line.

"Too bad sometimes he's just too fast!"

Wally frowned and stood up, "Hey!" he avoided the gazes of the heroes and his friends, focusing instead on Jinx who was slowly nodding, shaking with laughter. "Jinx!" She shrugged as he turned to Barry, only to find him banging his head on the table.

The three women retreated back on stage, grinning as they sang. "While all the boys can always save the day, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey! The one and only Birds of Prey! While all you boys can always save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!"

Huntress walked up to Green Arrow and grabbed an arrow from his quiver, holding it in front of his face. "Green Arrow has heroic traits, that is when he's shooting straight!" She winked at him with a smirk.

He frowned, "Hey!"

She set the arrow on his lap and held up her hands, grinning when she heard the laughter of every female hero, and some men. "I'm just saying."

Black Canary strode up to Aquaman and put her hands on her hips in a Superman pose, "Aquaman's always courageous!"

Shayera stood behind her with a smirk and held up her index finger, rotating it, "His little fish, less outrageous."

They walked away from Aquaman, whose jaw had dropped and he was staring at them with wide eyes. Garth laughed aloud and clung onto Roy for support, who was laughing too hard to notice.

Huntress stood onstage and spread her arms out, "Plastic Man can expand…"

They grinned and crouched, hands on their knees. "Becomes putty, in our hands!" They stood back up and danced on the stage, "While all you boys can keep the punks at bay, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!"

All of the younger female heroes were laughing and sang with them, "The one and only Birds of Prey."

Smirking, the trio continued singing, "While all you boys can keep the punks at bay, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!"

Huntress walked over to the green shapeshifter, ignoring Raven's growling as she ran her fingers through his hair. "Changeling transforms on command."

Black Canary sat on the table in front of him, "He just won't listen to your demands!" She winked at Raven who blushed and pulled her hood over her head, shaking her head at Changeling who just shrugged.

Shayera put her cheek in hand, elbow on the table in front of Cyborg who looked at her with a raised eyebrow, "Cyborg is a metal man." She grinned when his head began to shake back and forth.

Both Black Canary and Huntress came up on either side of him, singing in his ear. "Power of a rocket, in his hand!" He froze and stared at them with wide eyes, a blush creeping its way onto his cheek. He watched them lean over towards Nightwing with the same expression, ignoring the laughter from his friends.

Black Canary draped herself over his lap, "Nightwing has his batons to attack."

Huntress sighed, "once he's gone you'll want him back!" She glanced over towards Star only to find her eyes glowing green and hastily moved back towards the stage with the other two following. Nightwing just grinned and high-fived Cyborg, putting his hand on Kori's shoulder to calm her.

"While the boys can always save the day, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!" The women in the room continued to cheer on the trio, "While the boys can always save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better, than the Birds of Prey!"

Shayera walked over towards Tempest and put her hand on his shoulder, "Tempest can read the minds of fish."

Black Canary leaned against Roy and stared at Garth, "If only he knew the LADY'S wish!" She winked at him and grinned when he blushed, averting his gaze.

Huntress wrapped her arms around Roy's neck, "Arsenal shoots straight and true!" He grinned and nodded, punching Jason in the shoulder.

Black Canary leaned against Tempest with a smirk, holding his chin, "When he's with a girl, you wish it were you!" She shook his head and let go of him, following Hawkgirl and Huntress to stand before Jason, who gave them a smirk, flipping his butterfly knife open and closed.

Huntress leaned forward, grabbing the hood he wore from the table and holding it in front of him. "Red Hood, don't care what's behind the mask."

All three grinned, "We just want to see what's in your pants!" Jason's smirk just grew slightly larger as he nodded up and down slowly, listening to the cries of shock from the other male heroes, minus those at his table who just grumbled. "While all you boys can keep the punks at bay, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey! While all you boys can keep the punks at bay, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey!" They walked over to Batman, Shayera sat back down in her seat and propped her elbows on the table, resting her head in her hands as she stared at him. Huntress wrapped her arms around his neck with a smirk as Black Canary laid down on the table in front of him, blocking Wonder Woman from his vision. Batman just raised his eyebrows under his cowl and waited for the embarrassment to commence.

Shayera sighed, "Batman throws his Bat-a-rang, what a weapon, what a bang."

Black Canary smirked and pointed to his belt, "Check out that utility belt!" She sat up and placed her hands over her heart, "Sure can make a girl's heart melt!"

Huntress just clung to his neck, winking at him. "He's always right there for the save, I'd like to see his secret cave!" He just shook his head slowly with a smirk playing on his face as they stood up and walked back to the stage, the song winding down to an end.

"While Batman does things in his special way, he'd do it better with the Birds of Prey! While Batman always seems to save the day, no one does it better, no one does it better than the Birds of Prey, Birds of Prey…" The song ended with the women and men who didn't get embarrassed exploding into applause. The women went back to their chairs, laughing at the expressions on everyone's faces, more so with Batman's superior smirk aimed towards the other men.

Cyborg pursed his lips as he felt everyone turn towards him, "Don't look at me! We haven't followed the list at all, so if you want to sing get up there!"

Starfire grinned and flew out of her seat, grabbing Changeling on the way. "Friend Cyborg, could you please play the song?"

He grinned, "Sure thing Star." He handed them mics and clicked play on the song that he knew she wanted.

Changeling just shook his head with a small smile, "You are lucky I love you Star."

Starfire laughed, "Shh! The song is starting!"