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~RED BASE~
"Donut! Way to go! I'm very proud!" Sarge announced. "I think we need to give you a plaque or a medal for your brave actions."
"Are you serious! He didn't even have to put up an effort! They didn't even fight back." Grif yelled.
"That's because he was so stealthy. Now shut up, you should take some lessons from ol' Donut here. You clearly need them." Sarge replied.
"Whatever Sarge. As long as I know the truth I'm fine."
"In your honor Donut we have made a statue of you." Sarge reached behind him to Lopez who gave him a small statue. Sarge held the statue out to Donut who accepted it. He examined it and then it crumbled in his hands.
"What was it made out of?" Donut asked.
"Oh you know, sticks and dirt from behind the base." Sarge replied calmly.
~3 DAYS LATER, RED BASE~
"You know Simmons. I expected us stealing the flag set them off but they haven't even came for it." Grif said while on top of red base with Simmons.
"Yeah, we have to do something else if we want to get this going it looks like." Simmons replied.
"I say we get Donut to bring Sarge far away for the night because we know Sarge trust Donut the most. Then while he's gone we can sneak past Lopez because he never does anything. Now that I think about it I don't think I've ever heard him speak. Anyways, we take the warthog, surprise attack them, do as much damage as possible without killing them all and retreat." Simmons stared at Grif dumbfounded.
"Grif. I think I finally found out how you got in the army and what you're good for. Coming up for the plans. Who would've thought? I gotta tell Sarge."
"Simmons! Really? Look should we do that or not." Grif asked angrily.
"Fine fine. I'll go talk to Donut. You distract Sarge so that he doesn't come looking for me and Donut."
"Eh. I think you should do that. I mean Sarge does actually like you."
"Yeah you're right. I don't know what I was thinking."
"Alright. Go talk to Sarge and give me the signal when it's safe to go talk to Donut." Simmons walked down the staircase first seeing Sarge as soon as he got downstairs.
"Sarge! Just the perfect boss I was looking for." Simmons said enthusiastically.
"Oh Simmons don't flatter me." Sarge laughed.
Grif cringed at them being all weird. He looked and saw Simmons reach behind him and give him a signal to move. Grif crouched and ran past the two. As soon as he turned a corner he ran into Lopez.
"Uh hey Lopez. Just going to find Simmons. Have you seen him?" Grif asked nervously. Lopez didn't budge. He just stared straight at Grif. "Um. Lopez?" Lopez still wouldn't move. It was like he couldn't even hear him. "Alright yeah you need to go." Grif raised his gun and brought it down on Lopez's head knocking him out. "Sorry Lopez." Grif whispered. "Just remember, same team buddy."
Grif ran out the backdoor of the base to see Donut examining the warthog.
"Donut! Just the man I wanted to see." Grif yelled.
Donut turned around confused. "I am?"
"Of course! I know I was mean earlier but at the end of the day we're all Reds here. We gotta look out for each other." Grif playfully punched him while laughing.
"Uh I guess." Donut replied.
"Well look. Me and Simmons have noticed this but I can't try to help because Sarge hates me but you've been getting close with him lately."
"What about Simmons?"
"Anyways Donut, Sarge has been really tense lately and there's a massage building just past Blue base and I believe you should take him tonight. Relax him a bit."
"Oh I know! I'll take the warthog." Donut exclaimed.
Grif who wasn't listening answered "yes wait no!' He screamed which startled Donut. "Uh a relaxing walk will help relax Sarge even more."
"Hm I guess that makes sense."
"So you'll do it?" Grif asked.
"Do what?" A voice asked. Grif turned to see Sarge and Simmons behind him freaking out.
"Oh uh nothing Sarge." Grif answered.
"Sarge! We were just talking about you." Crap crap crap thought Grif.
"Oh. What were you talking about?" Sarge asked.
"All good things all good things." Grif replied.
"I highly doubt that Grif."
"Look Sarge just because you hate me doesn't mean I hate you."
"Whatever Grif."
"Well I've been on break long enough. I believe Simmons and I need to return to guarding the base." Grif walked past Sarge and walked upstairs with Simmons. When they got to the top they stopped and listened to Donut and Sarge talk.
"Hey Sarge I have something I want me and you to do. You know bonding time. It's just by Blue base."
"Sounds like a surprise attack. Great idea Donut! I'll do it!" Sarge laughed. Simmons and Grif looked at each other and high fived. They started to walk away when they heard Sarge yell. "What in the hell happened to Lopez?"
"Just keep walking Simmons. Act like you can't hear him."
~BLUE BASE~
"Church we've been going over this plan for three days. Are we ever going to actually pursue it?" Tucker whined.
"Tucker, this needs to be perfect. I will not be made be made a fool by these lousy Reds. Cabooses, the only reason you're still here is because we're already down a man." Church answered. "Now let's go over it again. Caboose what are you doing?"
"Um right now I'm sitting here listening to you yell at us." Caboose answered.
"No you dumbass. For the plan!" Church screamed.
"Oh. I am taking Sheila and driving her straight through middle blowing stuff up." Caboose replied.
"Who the hell is Sheila?" Church asked.
"Apparently she's the tank." Tucker said.
"Caboose why the hell did you name the tank?"
"That's what she told me to call her." Caboose cried in defense.
"Alright well you're right. Tucker what about you?"
Tucker sighed. "After Caboose causes his distraction with Sheila I'm coming through the teleporter and breaking into the base grabbing the flag and doing as much damage as possible." Tucker answered.
"Good. And I'll be on top of the rocks covering you guys and fucking up the Reds shit."
~RED BASE~
"Alright. There goes Sarge and Donut." Grif whispered as he pointed to the two walking out of the base.
"Should we go now?" Simmons asked.
"Give em a few seconds to make a distance." Grif replied. They sat in silence for a bit then Grif stood up. They ran downstairs and saw Lopez standing around. He turned and stared at them. "Aw shit." Grif sighed. He raised his gun and knocked Lopez out for the second time today.
"Shotgun!" Simmons yelled.
"I'm the one driving. There's no one else dipshit." Grif answered.
"It's the thought that counts." Simmons replied. They fired up the warthog and started to drive slowly.
"Hey. Do you see that?" Sarge asked.
"See what?" Donut turned and the two watched Grif and Simmons slowly driving.
"The hell they think they're doing with my warthog." Sarge started to furiously walk to Blue base. "Let's meet em on the other side."
"Go in from behind." Simmons said.
Grif looked at him. "Why'd you word it like that?" He asked disgusted.
"Whatever you know what I mean." The Blue team was in the front of the base so they didn't notice the Reds. The two hopped out of the warthog and loaded their guns.
"What in the hell do you boys think you're doing?" They turned to Sarge and Donut.
"Um. A surprise attack on the Blues?" Simmons replied.
"Without me? Good thing I brought my shotgun." He pulled his shotgun from behind him. "Donut, you bring a weapon?" Donut shook his head. Sarge sighed. "Come on son." Sarge pulled out a pistol and tossed it to Donut. "Let's do this."
~BLUE BASE~
"Alright it's time. Caboose get in the tank, Tucker get by the portal, and I'll go get in position. If you need anything radio." Church walked out with his sniper and began to climb the rocks of Blood Gulch. He positioned himself so that he could see all angles of the base.
He heard the tank engine start up and he smiled. After two years it's finally started. Caboose took off and started firing right away.
From behind Blue base the Reds started freaking out.
"Come on let's go." Grif encouraged. They all ran in together to see no one. They went to the roof just in time to see the aquamarine one jump into the portal.
"Where the hell are they going?" They looked out and saw the tank and Tucker come out of the portal. "They're attacking Red base! Who would've thought after two years of no attacks we both decide to attack on the same day. Alright, change of plans. Take all ammo and guns you can find and if they try to come back take them out."
"Alright. No one in sight yet." Church radioed in.
"Alright I'm in." Tucker radioed back. After a while Tucker radioed back in. "The only people in here is some knocked out Red. But he's not even a shade of red. He's like brown."
"Wait what?" Church asked.
Tucker appeared on the roof. "Yeah they aren't here. I think they're attacking us."
"Huh. Who would've thought?"
"All targets eliminated. Searching for new target." Sheila's computerized voice announced. She automatically started to turn her cannon and stopped at Church. "Target acquired."
"Uh Sheila. What are you doing?" Caboose asked nervously.
"Firing." Sheila answered.
"Church." Tucker warned.
"Son of a bitch." Sheila shot blowing up right where Church was standing.
"Church!" Tucker screamed. "CHURCH!"
"Target eliminated."
~END OF CHAPTER 2~
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