School ends. Mario walks with a couple of chicks, and gets all of there numbers. Mario walks into his and Luigi's house. There parents had died when they started highschool, but from finding the statue of the old mayor, Mario made so much money they could buy anything they wanted. This is why they lived alone.
Hey Luigi, I am home. said Mario
What do you want Mario? asked Luigi
Look Luigi I have me the booze. said Mario
Mario, you know I do not drink, also it is a school night. said Luigi
Look, Luigi you said you wanted to hang out more, I am just trying to be nice there is going to be a party at Peach's house. said Mario
So? Luigi asked
Would you be my sack of shit tonight? asked Mario
Luigi was confused here was his brother trying to include him in something he was doing. Not by force, but by choice.
Sure. said Luigi
That night at the party.
Luigi was wearing a shirt that was blue and had green stripes. He was wearing blue jeans. Mario was wearing a shirt that said #YoloSwag and a backwards red cap. He was also wearing ripped skinny jeans, and a leather jacket. He then took Luigi to the table that had all the beer they poured glasses, and partied with the best of them. Peach then came to greet them.
Mario hic I am so glad hic you came. said Peach.
Luigi, Daisy is over there, being hic a loser. said Peach
Daisy tried to do her homework, but there was distractions all around.
Damn it! said Daisy.
Come on Daisy join the fun. said Luigi
Fine, I guess I do need a little break, but no funny buisness said Daisy
I don't promise anything said Mario
Hmm said Daisy
Just kidding said Mario
The four then partied away. The girls kept trying to flirt with Mario, but Mario was to foscused on Daisy to notice.
Alright hic we need hic more hic beer. said Peach.
I hic nominate hic Mario hic and Luigi said Daisy
Yeah hic we will hic keep the party going said Luigi
Mario and Luigi ran off to met up with Mario's dealer.
Alright I will take hic the coke, hic the beer, and my usual. said Mario
Hey Mario why did you want Coca Cola? asked Luigi
Hey, hic do you have your Library card. asked Mario
Yeah said Luigi
I am going to show you how to have fun with it. said Mario
Mario and Luigi snorted the coke.
Mario LOOK OVER THERE SHOUTED LUIGI!
WHAT? asked Mario
Those two guys are trying to stab us. said the shaking Luigi
Lets curbstomp those fools said Mario
Mario and Luigi tackled the two guys and curbstomped them half to death. Mario and Luigi then ran off to Peach and Daisy's house. Mario made Daisy a drink and gave it to her. Luigi then started to talk to people at the party. Mario then took Daisy to a room no one noticed but Luigi. Daisy was passed out.
Wait,Hic hic hic Mario hic hic what are you hic hic hic doing? asked Luigi before blacking out.
End of Chapter it is shits and giggle until someone giggles and shits.