(Okay, I have finally decided who Blackfire will go for. Also, mind the T rating, please. I think I might be pushing it ever so slightly, but I've seen worse rated T.)

Johnny Rancid threw a chair against his bedroom wall, breaking it in two. "Oi, Johnny, go to the gym to take out your anger issues!" Punk Rocket yelled from next door. "Shut the hell up!" Johnny yelled back.

Johnny was angry. You want to know why?

Because a certain alien chick had managed to create quite an embarrassing situation. It may have been partly his fault, but he didn't know that she would overreact!

Flashback!

Johnny grabbed a soda from the fridge. "Going to stick more ice down my back?" He turned around to see Blackfire. "Maybe..." Johnny said, grinning. Blackfire growled and said, "Try it and I won't be as nice as last time." Johnny rolled his eyes. "Nice? That was nice?" Then he grinned. "What if I wanna see your mean side?"

Blackfire's hand glowed with purple energy. "Trust me. You don't." She said, turning around. But Johnny couldn't resist. She was wearing that lavender dress again that she wore last time he stuck ice down her back.

Johnny slowly grabbed some ice and snuck up behind her. Blackfire caught him at the last second and grabbed his arm, twisting it to the side. Johnny yelped loudly. "I told you. Don't put ice down my dress!" She snapped, throwing him against the wall.

Johnny moaned. Now that really hurt. Blackfire jumped him and they began to throw punches back and forth. Johnny should've learned by Starfire- never pick a fight with an alien princess. They will kick your ass seven different ways in a second.

Blackfire swung him around and he hit the ground. "Damn you..." He grumbled. Then they both realized their position. Blackfire had somehow straddled Johnny, and well...

"Wow. I thought you said this would never happen, Blackfire." They both glanced up to see a very amused Cheshire. "Shu- shut up! This isn't what it looks like!" Blackfire said. Cheshire leaned against the wall with her namesake's grin. "Really... Johnny seems to think so." Blackfire glanced down and shrieked, flying off.

Johnny got up and rubbed his shoulder in pain. "Someone is really excited." Cheshire said teasingly, skipping off. Johnny flipped her off and stomped back into his room, feeling thankful that he couldn't blush.

End flashback!

"And... ugh!" Cheshire dodged another chair being thrown by the alien princess. "So, he happens to be turned on by you. So what?" Blackfire glared. The blush had still not faded from her face. Cheshire cocked her head to the side. "I think your embarrassed because you liked it." Cheshire leaped to the side to avoid the inevitable star bolt.

"I. Do. Not. Like. Him." Blackfire growled, her fists glowing. "So, your attracted to him. Not much difference." Blackfire looked up and grinned. "Like your attracted to that bow and arrow boy?" She said mischievously. "Hey! One time doesn't mean anything!" "He still gave you a hickey."

Cheshire glared, but shook her head. "Whatever, this isn't about me and my boy issues, its about YOURS. And you can't deny that you flirt with him, I have seen you." She flicked Blackfire's nose. "Think about it. He's in the gym if you wanna get him." Cheshire skipped off.

Blackfire thought about it for a couple minutes, then grinned. After all, on this planet, it was somehow deemed acceptable to have sex with someone you don't like... and though she denied it, Blackfire did have emotions for Johnny.


Johnny went into the gym and glared at Red X, who immediately took off, mumbling something about needing to go see Chelsea. He walked over to the punching bag and began hitting it full force. He'd go to the bar later and pick up a chick then.

Of course, she wouldn't be Blackfire...

Johnny growled and pushed the whole stand over in pure frustration. He had to admit, this was getting annoying. Blackfire seemed to yell at him and tease him at the exact same time, scold him for his womanizing ways while leaning over a bit more than necessary, tell him to back off, but seem to beckon him at the same time.

It was confusing Johnny to the extreme. And Johnny hated being confused.

Someone walked in and Johnny growled, "Unless you want me to punch you, leave." "Funny, you weren't thinking that earlier."

Johnny whipped around to see Blackfire, and she had a strangely shy smirk on her face. "What you want, Blackfire?" He said cautiously. Blackfire slowly stepped over. "Simple." She leaned dangerously close to his face. "I want you."

Johnny almost yelped in surprise when Blackfire pressed her lips against his. In shock, he pushed her away after a couple seconds. "Woah, Blackfire, I thought you said you weren't interested in me." Blackfire rolled her eyes. "Lets just say I've been avoiding feelings I'd rather not dredge up. But no one can run from feelings forever."

Johnny looked over Blackfire. She didn't smell drunk, and he knew she didn't do drugs. So... what the heck? Ah, whatever. He'd figure out that type of stuff later. That always worked out for him.

Johnny grabbed her and pushed her against him, releasing a squeal of surprise from her. "Rawr." He said teasingly, kissing her lips again.


XL walked towards the gym. According to Red X, he needed to get some muscle to be more of an asset to the team. And XL always felt like he needed to be important.

First thing that tipped him off that something was wrong was someone moaning. Correction: Two someones moaning. Hiding behind a wall, he peered over to get the shock of his life.

Johnny Rancid and Blackfire were 'making out' (using a term he heard from Billy) and well... it was getting pretty intense.

Thanking whoever that his alien genes didn't allow him to blush, he ducked away, running into Billy. "Woah woah woah, XL, what's wrong? Are you okay?" The redneck said, patting his friend's shoulder. XL shook his head and just shuddered. "Walk in on Kyd and Angel making out again?" Billy asked, grinning.

XL shook his head and grabbed a pen and paper. He wrote down, 'Close. Blackfire and Johnny.' Billy read it over several times to make sure he got it right. When he glanced up, he said, "Please, for the love of my brain, tell me your joking." XL shook his head and shuddered again. This time Billy shuddered as well.

Bahahaha, mind-raped you, didn't I, Billy? And XL... and whoever reads this. Mind raping is fun! Even though its illegal in some states. Also, I updated twice today because the internet in the dorm computer lab is now on. So I can now update faster. Bye byes! Remember to review!