For your information, it looks like this is the last chapter, BUT IT'S NOT! Sorry it took so long to write. Oh well. And yeah, rating is changing! :3
"Vriska! You evil-hearted, conniving, bitch of a troll! There are no words that can fully describe my fury! This is fucking irritating and completely moronic! Do you have any idea just how moronic this fucking situation is? Do you? Or do I need to explain the depth of my hatred for your fucking soul?" Karkat ranted. He was embarrassed that Vriska had caught him in the one time he let his heart rule his head, but he was even madder at Vriska that she walked in when clearly they were having an intimate moment.
"Karkat, you need to calm down! I'm just observing nature's… way of life," Vriska said, evil mockery hanging on each word.
"Vriska… Please don't tell anyone!" John pleaded. He looked at her with those big blue eyes, filled with sadness.
"Oh you can count on me, John! Don't worry, no one will hear a peep out of me about this," She said with honey dripping down her promises. She continued to walk through the door back into the kitchen, her hips moving back and forth, hypnotizing John.
Immediately Karkat was filled with jealousy and rage. So much to the point where he thought he would explode. He looked over at John. He was staring blankly down at the floor. His eyes were glazed over. Karkat couldn't stand it. He was so cute. So miserably adorable. He could almost just reach over again and…
But he couldn't. Not like things were now. The awkward silence hung in the air. Karkat felt horrible. He wanted to kill Vriska, to stab her in her sleep. He wanted to kiss the living daylight out of John. He was filled with so many emotions. He couldn't take it. Not right now. He left his spot next to John, heading for the door, but John had other plans.
The human reached out, grabbing the troll's arm, pulling him back. Karkat turned around to see John's face. His eyes were full of hope now. His gaze was bright and directed at Karkat's own. Their eyes were locked in a silent conversation.
I'm sorry, Karkat. He seemed to say.
Karkat nodded. He pulled John closer to his body, the human put his chin on top of Karkat's head, holding his waist with one hand. The other hand was gently stroking Karkat's nubbed horns. The troll sighed, pecking at John's neck. They were both reaching around the other's body: up shirts, down pants, around neck, pressing chests. It was the most glorious thing they had ever felt, ever done, ever have happened to them.
The two of them heard footsteps outside the door. They immediately pulled away from each other, their faces alarmed, staring at the door.
Equius came in, his footsteps heavy on the hardwood floor. He was focused on the Xbox controller in his hands, although it was broken. John let out a small cough. The monster-sized troll looked up, surprised, and dropped the controller.
"Oh. Am I… interrupting something?" Equius asked, flustered. Karkat bared his teeth, hissing quietly, "Right okay. In that case, I'll just, uh, go get a towel."
Equius left through the door, stiff as a board, blushing.
John looked thoughtfully at Karkat, "Hey Karkat?"
"Yeah, John?" For once the troll hadn't called him an insulting name. He almost felt proud.
"I think that maybe we should, uh, go upstairs," John said sheepishly, like he was embarrassed. But Karkat didn't care. Anywhere but here was fine. He couldn't risk getting caught again, "But maybe we shouldn't go through the kitchen. I mean everyone's out there. They'll see us and know what's going on and-"
"That's why you have the windy thing, John!" Karkat's eyes lit up, a plan bursting out of his think pan.
"Uh, okay, but I still don't understand…" John trailed off as he watched Karkat open the window. A great breeze flew into the dining room, blowing out the festive candles that were lit at breakfast, "Wait, you're not implying that we fly to my room are you?"
"Well do you having any other fucking fabulous plans, Egbert?" Karkat put a hand on his hip, "I didn't think so. Now come on. You go outside and grab my hands okay?"
John warily agreed. As soon as he started floating, he latched onto Karkat's wrists, pulling with all his might. John willed his windy thing to pull Karkat up with him. Soon they were awkwardly soaring in the sky.
"John! I forgot to mention something!" Karkat squirmed, trying to bring his knees up to his chest, but ultimately failing.
"Stop squirming Karkat! You're making this –URMPH- difficult," John yelled down at the troll, losing his balance.
"Yeah well, I'm not too fucking fond of heights, John," Karkat said, his nails digging into John's palms.
"Karkat we're almost there, just look up at me. Don't look down," John replied soberly, looking softly at the troll. They caught gazes and they simultaneously blushed.
John glanced upward and saw they were approaching his window. Thank gog he left it unlocked. Karkat undid the latch with a free hand, and the lovers spilled onto the human's floor. John giggled, laughing at the action, rolling over on his side to look at Karkat.
Karkat stared eagerly back, shuffling closer and closer to John. He brushed a stray hair out of the human's face. John giggled even more, "Let's do that again!"
Karkat rolled his eyes, "Which part?"
"All of it!" John said, as Karkat pulled him on top of him in another heated kiss.