Chapter 1: Journey
Note: I'm Not going by the comics when it comes to Maria Hill's origin so i may plagiarize some details. The stuff with Blah Blah's sister is also made up
Let's start with us encountering one of our groups famous doppelgangers, Eerie but awesome lookalikes between the spring of 2009 and the winter of 2011. As you know we have, Mustache Marshall, Stripper Lilly, Mexican Wrestler Me, and Fertility Doctor Barney, but the first doppelganger we encountered as you know was Lesbian Robin.
Now, let's go back to what she was up to on the day we encountered Lesbian Robin herself. Maria Hill as we later found out was called, was born into a single father household in Chicago in 1971. Turned off by her own fathers resentment at losing his wife but keeping his daughter she rebelled at the various normalcy's in her life. At 18 she joined the Air Force Academy and graduated magna cum, after a four year station service at Niagara Falls she spiraled downward into a pit of lesbianism. The source of this came from her own best friend.
Her roommate at Air Force was the sister of my own date that I met while playing World of Warcraft Blah Blah. Now what was her name again…? For the sake of the story let's call her, Lucy Winters. Now Lucy was a great person herself come from a normal family of Christian youth ministers and was raised well and hard on the teaching of Jesus. But the day came when she found out firsthand she wasn't into guys. The powedepuff football game at her local high school led her to accidently bump into her class valedictorian's chest and bada-bing bada-boom. Lucy came out to her parents and her friends, was immediately cast out to her more accepting aunt's place in Colorado and managed to fit in better by joining in the glee club before it was ruined by Glee in 2009.
The 2nd day of school for both Maria and Lucy led them to bump into each other by complete accident. It was while on the way to her advanced physics class when Maria got sideswiped by Lucy's extended hand while not looking to cross into the quad on campus. The shock knocked a molar out and led a friendship to be formed. The 2 grew close and applied to be roommates soon after. Their friendship solidified when both got stationed to Niagara. The time was great for Maria but Lucy was lacking in the experience. She convinced Maria to leave the station but together and came out to her. Maria not wanting to loose her best friend admitted she was bi and the 2 were dishonorably discharged, the couple moved to New York in the fall of 2006 and led a pretty quiet life.
The turning point however came in the summer of 2009 just before I started my tenure as a college professor and Barney and Marshall would make and unexpected discovery in the streets. They may have found your Aunt Robins doppelganger but what happened next for Maria after seeing them would set everything else in motion.