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One giant, state of the art vault.

One excellent, state of the art thief.

Red X leaped into the room where the prize was being kept. The prize was a several million dollar statuette carved from pure gold into the shape of a jaguar.

Dodging a couple well-placed lasers, he made his way to the vault and examined it. "One shot should do it." He murmured. Taking aim, he shot a x and it melted the door of the vault... to find it already empty. "Hey, what the-" "Looking for something?"

Red X turned around and saw his enemy/partner/girl he was dating, Ravager. "I assume you have the jaguar?" He said. Ravager smiled and nodded, holding up the prize. "I'm going to have to relieve you of that." With that, Red X vanished and reappeared behind Ravager.

Ravager spun around and dealt a blow to his neck. Correction: She would've, but Red X barely ducked it and hit the back of her legs where her knees were. Ravager stumbled forward and Red X swung for her upper arm. Ravager caught his fist mid-strike and swung him to the ground. "Give in?" She said. "Your talking to Red X. I never give in." With that, Red X got a hand free and shot his trademark X at her. Ravager smoothly dodged it and aimed a blow for his face.

Red X caught her fist and said, "Don't wanna damage this face, do you, blades?" Ravager smirked. "Possibly. If I can fix it later." She pushed herself away and withdrew her trademark sword. Red X grabbed a bo staff and extended it.

The two fenced for a while, then Ravager hit his hand hard, sending the bo staff flying. "I think its time I leave." Ravager leaped out the window.

"Finally, now I can examine my prize thoroughly." Ravager opened the small bag she hid the Golden Cat in. "Now, let me see you- gah!" Instead of a golden jaguar... it was a ceramic donkey, like what you would find in a nativity set. A note was attached.

Hi Ravager.

All I wanted was that kitty. I got it now.

See you later!

P.S. Pick you up seven next Saturday night for a date. Does the new club on Main Street sound nice?

Ravager could think of only one sentence that was fitting. "That ass."

Hahahahahaha! Why can I see Red X doing that?

Winter will be over soon in Jump City... and considering where I live, winter has been skipped this frikken' year... *glares at snowless ground * I live in FREAKING MICHIGAN. Normally, the ground has at least a couple inches by now.

Well, sorry for complaining... to make things better, I like the name smash Blackcid best.

Bye byes! Remember to review!