( I was feeling nostalgic a couple days ago and watch Home Improvement. Anyone remember the episode where Al Borland was one of the ten top sexiest bachelors in Detroit? Well... that got my brain working.)
Shimmer walked into the room, giggling. Angel looked up from playing with her parakeet (she had named this one Tia). "What's so funny, Shimmer?" Angel laid a magazine on the table. Angel looked at it. "Top Tens of 2011. Okay, interested." Shimmer sighed. "This has Top Tens for EVERYTHING this year. Ice cream, restaurants, celebrity break ups..." And she flipped a couple pages. "And Top Ten Sexiest Villains."
Angel looked at it. "Number Ten... XL Terrestrial? 'A bit cold on the outside, but a good catch for any girl looking for a bad guy.' " Angel burst out laughing. Shimmer giggled as well. "Yup, check out that line." Angel scanned the page and started laughing even worse. "And plus, who knows what else of him is 'extra large'? That uniform doesn't hide much!" Shimmer fell off the couch.
XL walked into the room. "What is so funny?" He asked. Angel went into hysterics. Shimmer managed to regain control and handed him the magazine. He took it and smirked. "I made the Sexiest Villain list this year. Nice." Shimmer pointed out the one line. "Willing to comment on that?" She asked. XL sputtered, managed to regain control, and he shook his head violently no.
Angel grabbed the list. "Well, lets keep looking." She flipped a couple pages. "Number Seven, Johnny Rancid. Hmm, understandable." Blackfire flew into the room. "Did someone just say Johnny's name?" She asked.
Angel handed her the magazine. She read the page and smirked. "Well, that is understandable." She said. " 'A hothead to be sure, but his dedication to his girlfriend, Blackfire, is enough to make anyone swoon.'" Blackfire read. She slightly blushed. "Its that obvious?" Everyone nodded.
Shimmer stole back the magazine and said, "I wanna see who's number one!" After flipping for a while, she burst out laughing. "How can Red X be number one!" She said between laughs. Red X appeared and said, "Number one for what?"
Shimmer handed him the magazine. "Oh. Well, isn't that obvious?" Red X grinned. "Ninjas are always sexy." "True, but no one has even seen your face, X!" Angel pointed out.
Shimmer flipped the page. "Hey, its me!" She squeaked. Angel looked at the page. "Top Ten Sexy villainesses? Well, that makes sense, there isn't many villainesses, Shimmer." Shimmer pouted. "Spoilsport." Angel chuckled and she flipped a couple pages. "I placed fourth this year, awesome. Last year I placed sixth." Blackfire grabbed the magazine and said, "Who's first?" Then she giggled.
Blackfire had placed first. "Nice! Last time it was some no name." Angel said. Johnny walked into the room, rubbing his hands off on a grease rag. "What are you doing?" He asked. "Your girlfriend is the sexiest villainess of the year." Red X said, looking at the full body shot. "How did they even get this picture?" Blackfire shrugged. Johnny grinned. "Well, that's a no duh that she rated that high." He kissed Blackfire's cheek and she smirked.
The other girls rolled their eyes. Then Cheshire stormed into the room. "Okay, who stole the teenager's Top Ten of 2011?" She demanded. Shimmer eep'ed and hid behind the couch. Cheshire glared at Shimmer and Cheshire stole back the magazine. "By the way, Blackfire, see your rating?" Cheshire said. "Yes I did." Blackfire said. "Nice. I'm second this year." Cheshire flipped a couple pages and, using her claws, cut out a picture. "What did Speedy rate?" Shimmer asked. "Third." Cheshire stuffed the picture in her bra, ignoring the whistle from Red X.
Shimmer looked at it. "Top Ten Sexy Titans... twenty bucks says Starfire rates top for sexy titanesses." Angel flipped a page and shook her head. "No... strangely enough, it was Raven. Starfire was second, only by one hundred votes though."
Then she made a disgusted noise and said, "Number one titan is, no surprise, Robin." She ripped the picture out and said, "Anyone have a lighter?" Johnny tossed her one. "I'm not even going to ask why you have a lighter, considering you don't even have LUNGS." Angel said, flicking it open and burning the picture. "Hey, its relaxing to smoke!" Johnny complained.
Kyd teleported in and signed, 'What I rate this year?' "Third, babe." Angel said. Shimmer looked at her interested. "Is this normal?" "Among HIVE kids, yes. We always used to steal these things at the end of every year." Angel flipped through the magazine, while the others looked over her shoulder. "Oh... dear." Angel blushed and showed them. "Ten Top Couples Who Will Break Up Over Next Year?" Shimmer shrieked.
Angel glowered after she flipped a page. "What the hell! How is it me and Kyd rated sixth for it?" Shimmer glared. "That's not fair, me and Private aren't even dating!" Shimmer pointed at the rating, which was seventh. Blackfire's eyes glowed. "Me and Johnny are rated first." She said through gritted teeth.
Cheshire took her claws and scratched out the page. "That is stupid, anyway." Then her grin widened. "Who wants to vandalize the building that puts out 'Top Ten?'" Everyone said yes.
Starfire looked at the building, trying not to laugh. The whole thing was spray painted, and one of them said, "Kyd Wykkyd x Angel will last 4ever!" Robin looked at Starfire. "Star, it isn't funny." Starfire shrugged. "Well, whoever did this I am tempted to thank, after they said you and I would be third likely to break up over the course of next year." Robin blinked. "Really? Who was second and first?" "Me and Beast Boy were second. Johnny Rancid and Blackfire were first." Raven said.
Beast Boy shrugged. "Oh well, they are gone. Can't do anything about it!" Beast Boy walked back into the car. "Yeah..." Robin looked at the building, and he could've SWORN that something moved.
(Bahahaha, I laughed too much doing this.
YES, I finally got an 'XL' joke in! *does happy dance* I hope you like it.
Bye byes! Remember to review!)