(bahahaha... remember Bunny Raven? Yeah... I'm pretty peppy right now...)
"Johnny, you aren't helping the situation by swearing like a sailor. Shut. Up."
Johnny glared at See-More. "I don't give a damn. My date got interrupted by a teal magician with bad puns, and I'm a freaking PIT BULL!" See-More snorted and growled, "At least you aren't a gecko. This is embarrassing."
What happened? Well...
Flashback!
Blackfire giggled and placed her finger on his lips. "Shh. If we're too loud, we'll get interrupted." Johnny chuckled and pressed his lips to hers.
Outside, not too far away, Starfire and Robin were in line to get a pizza. Then...
"Now, the amazing Mumbo, will take all the money in the cash register and make it disappear." In a second, all the cash registers burst open and all the money rushed into Mumbo's hat. Beast Boy, who was at the table, rolled his eyes. "Dude, we are right here. Why is he robbing the place?"
Cyborg shrugged. "Who cares, lets bring him down, titans, go!" Robin yelled.
Blackfire pulled away from Johnny. "What was that?" She said. "Sounds like titans. Damn it." Johnny peeked out of their hiding spot- in a curtained off area reserved for a meeting that would happen sooner or later. (Why a business meeting was being held in a freaking pizza place, we will never know.)
Blackfire slowly began escaping. "How about we end last time's show?" Mumbo said. "Oh no you don't!" Raven said. Too late. Mumbo activated his hat and the titans went flying in. Plus a few... other people.
"Woah!" "Hey!" "Oh damn it!" "NooooOOoo!" "We're so dead."
The titans slowly came into consciousness. "PLEASE, tell me I'm not a bear in a tutu again." Cyborg said, his eyes closed. "I believe I would be lying if I was, Cyborg." Starfire said, scowling. Cyborg was a bear, Starfire was a cat, Robin was a monkey, and Beast Boy was a phone. Raven was no where in sight.
"What the F***!" Cyborg glanced to the side to see a gray pitbull like person, with black tattoos on his upper arms and a very familiar black outfit. "What... what AM I?" A cat person with black fur and a Tameranian uniform was looking at herself in horror. "... Did I die, and this is my punishment?" A lizard with a one-eye helmet and white jumpsuit was glancing around in fright. "Can someone help me? Where's Angel?" A bat person was trying to fly and look around, mouthing words and attempting to sign with his new hands.
The titans stood in shock.
End Flashback!
It was obvious that the pitbull was Johnny Rancid, the cat was Blackfire, the lizard was See-More, and the bat was Kyd Wykkyd.
Robin walked over. "Uh... hi." The various villains stopped what they were doing. "Robin, what happened?" See-More demanded. "Lets just say I might let you guys go if you help me get Mumbo." Robin said, glaring at his monkey self. Johnny smirked, revealing fangs. Blackfire hissed as she tried activating her star bolts and not succeeding. "Great..." Kyd Wykkyd smirked and signed, 'Didn't Tameranians evolve from a cat species?' Blackfire blinked in surprise. "How do you know that?" She asked. 'School project.'
A light shown above them and the group winced collectively. "Lets prepare, the show will begin soon!" A giant hand reached down... and the group realized they were in a hat. "Run!" Starfire screeched. Blackfire attempted to dive away, but the hand grabbed her tail. "Let go of her!" Johnny dived forward and grabbed Blackfire's front paws.
Then a couple more hands reached into the hat and grabbed the entire group. Johnny was pissed, definitely enough.
Robin reached into his belt and pulled out two bananas. "Great..." He grumbled. See-More glanced over. "Wow... this feels like some really lame joke right now." He said. "Not funny, See-More." Johnny said. "That's the point." Johnny groaned. "I can't even flip you off with these stupid hands."
The hands deposited the various animals in cages. 'Do you think Angel's here?' Kyd signed hopefully. Johnny shrugged, then got a curious expression on his face. "Why were you at the pizza place anyway?" He asked. "Cheshire offered us each one hundred bucks to spy on your date." See-More said. Blackfire blushed and began stammering.
"Hey, guys, is that you?" Everyone looked up. Raven was in one cage, hung up, and in the next cage over, was a pale canary with gold eyes. Kyd made a mute squeaking noise and began shaking the bars of his cage. "El- Kyd... are you a bat?" The canary said. 'Yes. I trust you are Angel?' Angel looked down at herself. "Unless I get fixed soon, I'll be called 'Birdie' instead." Johnny snickered and Angel glared.
Robin looked around. "Okay... we don't have anything from last time to work with. Dang it, Mumbo thought this out." "I wish I was anything but a danged gecko." See-More said, obviously depressed. Then he thought of something and took off his helmet. "What are you doing?" Angel asked, peering through the bars.
See-More lifted up a spare communicator. "I haven't gotten around to giving Ravager's hers yet." He explained. "Lets see... pray this works... I really can't say people, can I?" See-More snickered at his joke. Beast Boy turned into a megaphone and started laughing.
Cheshire lifted up her communicator. "What the..." Ravager peered over her shoulder. "What?" She asked. "'Help, we're in Mumbo's hat.' Should we take that seriously?" Ravager snickered. "I think we should. I'll get Red X, you go get Shimmer and Mammoth." Cheshire nodded.
The group went to the pizza place, which was empty, except for a hat.
"So... what should we do with it?" Ravager asked. Cheshire lifted it up and peered inside... then started giggling. "Cheshire, not funny." Ravager scolded. "This is though. Look inside the hat." The group gathered around the hat and Mammoth almost passed out with laughter.
It was Mumbo, and a gray pitbull. "When I get you, I will seriously murder you!" That line gave away it was Johnny, who was currently jumping through hoops. "Oh gosh..." Cheshire rubbed a tear away from her eye. "We should help them." Shimmer said. "Fine. Anyone know anything about pocket dimensions?" Cheshire said, still giggling. "Gizmo does."
The short genius was brought in. He looked over the hat. Then an announcement was made. "Intermission! Then, you will see the grand finale! I shall make the titans, and a few guests, vanish! For good!" The villains paled. "Oh no you don't." Shimmer said. Gizmo smirked. "Found it. There's a small rip in the hat. If I extend it further, I could be able to send them out." "Okay... and what would happen if it doesn't work?" Ravager asked. Gizmo shrugged.
Gizmo ripped the hat more, and it glowed for a split second, then people came rushing out of it. "Woah!" Everyone landed in a pile. "Ouch." Mumbo had landed on the bottom, and was out cold. "Okay, Kyd, get us out of here." Angel said, smoothing down her skirt.
Kyd nodded and opened a portal. The villains vanished.
"You were a PITBULL!" XL Terrestrial was very amused of the whole thing. Johnny growled and said, "Yeah, but at least I wasn't a lizard!" "I was a gecko, to be more precise." See-More snapped. "Here's your new communicator, Ravager." See-More handed her a communicator with the letters TS inscribed on there. "Thanks." Ravager said, smirking.
(I can't count how many times I died laughing with the picture of Johnny as a pitbull in my head.
Also, I have gotten zippo art things yet. Remember, I'll write a whole oneshot to you if you do!
Angel, he had seen the Ravager in pictures before. I don't know much about Grant, unfortunately. Could you tell me some about him?
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