(Lol... this one, I will never have any clue where it came from.

And the school computers are working again, so an extra update!)

Johnny's cell phone beeped again. "Come on." He growled. He picked it up.

Like, why can't you just dump her? I was your first love!

He cursed violently. "Johnny, its two in the morning. Who is drunk texting you at this time?" Blackfire said, opening her eyes. Johnny glanced over at his girlfriend. "No one, just someone I knew way back when." He angrily texted back,

Yeah, but you also tried to STAB me when I left. Leave. Me. Alone

He set down his phone a bit harder then necessary. "You okay, babe?" Blackfire asked. Johnny looked back at her and gave her a weak smile. "Fine, Komand'r. I'll tell you in the morning." He pulled the covers over them both of them and fell back to sleep.

Next morning...

"What the hell! Twenty-six new texts!" Johnny groaned. This wasn't good. At all.

Blackfire finished brushing her hair. "Wow, someone was really drunk?" She said. Johnny grimaced. "Yeah... it isn't exactly that." Blackfire frowned. "What?" She said. "Nothing you really need to be concerned about... but..."

He handed her the cell phone. Blackfire looked at the message.

Your new girlfriend is a whore!1! Expect me 2 find you, Jonathon Sykes- and that little alien 2.

Blackfire's eyes widened. "What the... who was this!" She said. Johnny sighed. "Her name is Meg Sharpe. And... she's my ex." Blackfire's eyes glowed for a split second. "And... anything else?" She said with a forced calm voice. "She's also a meta human that belongs in a psyche ward."

Blackfire headed into the main room. "What exactly are her powers again?" She shrieked quietly. Johnny was following. "Advanced strength, slightly precog abilities, uh... think she also is pretty good with a gun." Blackfire swore in Tameranian, then said, "Johnny, we need to warn See-More. If this girl comes after you, she'll probably find the base."

Johnny beat his head against the wall. "No, we will not tell See-More. I'd rather them not know about my dirty past with Meg. And the fact she's a royal BITCH." "Please tell me we aren't talking about psycho Meg who tried giving me a lap dance and almost strangled me when I said no." Punk said. Johnny groaned and said, "No, the Meg in that one Disney movie that Gizmo watched a couple days ago, of course psycho Meg!"

Punk shuddered. "Please tell me she isn't in Jump, because if you do, I will hop the next plane back to Britain." Johnny shrugged and said, "No, just for the past week she's been sending texts non-stop." Blackfire turned to face him and she looked shocked. "Why didn't you tell me?" She asked. "Uh... thought she wasn't serious." Johnny said.

Shimmer scooched past the group and said, "Hey guys, new meta in town." "If her name is Meg, shoot me now, please." Punk said. Shimmer looked at them oddly. "Wow, you guys already see the report?" Shimmer turned on the TV.

The reporter began talking. "And it has been officiated. A villainess calling herself 'Meg Vile' has been reported entering Jump and destroying everything in sight. She claims to be looking for someone named 'Jonathon' and his, I quote, 'whore girlfriend'. We suggest you stay indoors until she has been apprehended." A picture popped up. Meg was a rather gorgeous blond with a purple streak in her hair. Her eyes were iridescent and she was flipping off the camera. Johnny swore loudly and stomped off. Blackfire flew after him and Punk ran to his room, dialing the nearest air port.

Shimmer blinked. "Did I miss something?" She asked.

"Hahaha, you can't hope to stand up to me, titans!" "Stay still so I can blast you!" Meg had abandoned the motorcycle and was now just throwing everything possible at the titans- various pieces of buildings, cars... she even threw a kid once. (Raven rescued him, no worries.)

Robin groaned. They had been sparring with this chick for almost an hour now. And she was now driving him up the wall. Meg whipped around a chain that had two large metal weights at the ends- her weapon of choice. She wrapped it around Beast Boy's neck and threw him, even though he was currently a bull. "Woah! That chick is either really pissed or really strong." He said, shifting back. "Both, actually. Look, all I want is to find Jonathon. Get me him, or I will keep wrecking things." To demonstrate her point, she threw a car into a building.

Raven stopped it and she said, "Who the hell is Jonathon? Tell us that." Meg smirked. "Let me give you a hint: he's dating Starfire's slutty sister." Robin's eyes widened drastically. "Wah- are you crazy!" He said. "We don't even know where he is!"

Meg hopped back onto her motorcycle. "Find him then. I'll be having fun until you do." She drove off, laughing like a maniac. "Is she insane?" Cyborg asked. Robin nodded and said, "I'm going to call in a favor." He opened his communicator. "Calling Speedy."

Speedy came on, and he was combing his hair. "Not a good time, Robin." He hissed. "Why, is Cheshire there?" Robin asked. Speedy nearly choked on air. "uh... no?" Cheshire stole the communicator. "Yeah, what?" She said calmly. Robin sighed. "Is there any way you can contact Johnny Rancid and... ask him to get Meg?" Cheshire started laughing. "I'm not seeing what's so funny." Robin growled.

Cheshire rubbed a tear away from her eye. "Easy. Johnny wouldn't go near her even if you PAID him." Noticing Robin's confused expression, Cheshire began explaining. "I always do background checks on people I'm either living with or working with. Johnny had dated Meg for about a year and a half. When he broke it off because of how obsessive she got, she tried to stab him. She fell off the grid until she decided that she loved Johnny again... heh heh... I guess she didn't know about Blackfire until recently."

Cheshire shrugged. "That's all I know. Now, if you excuse me, you were kinda interrupting something. Cheshire out." The communicator went dead. Robin groaned. This meant that later he had to talk to Speedy about his little fling with Cheshire.

And he really, really didn't want to do that.

Blackfire glanced around, the Ravager was standing next to her.

Currently, they were on top of a roof. Searching for Meg Vile. "See her yet?" Blackfire asked. "Nope. She should be passing by soon though. Why'd you bring me along?" Ravager asked. "I learned on earth you have a saying, 'Fight fire with Fire.' I took it metaphorically and decided to fight a precog with a precog." Ravager's visible eye widened. "How did you..." "Really good guess."

Ravager smirked. "She's coming." Meg's motorcycle tore around the corner, with Raven and Starfire following quickly. "Showtime." Blackfire said. "I'll take out the bike. You'll handle her." Ravager leaped from the roof.

The titans weren't quite sure what happened. Meg's motorcycle just fell to the ground. Meg went flying and barely landed on her feet. "What the..." She looked the Ravager right in the eye. "Who are you?" Meg asked. "I'm The Ravager. Noticed that your powers are dulled?" Ravager grinned. "Here's a hint: precogs cancel each other out."

Meg looked nervous. Blackfire landed on the ground. "Hello, Meg, is it?" Meg spun around. "Oh, so your the whore that stole my boyfriend." She hissed. Blackfire snorted. "Whore? Call me a whore, and yet, you are the one in Daisy dukes and a black sports bra." Meg snarled. "Whatever, alien girl. I'm taking you out." Blackfire's eyes glowed. "I would think not."

Blackfire shot star bolts from her eyes, and Meg went flying. "Not so strong when you are without your precognitive abilities, are you?" Blackfire commented, examining her nails. Meg got up and growled.

Starfire bit her lip. "Should we... stop them?" She asked. "No. I'd rather not separate a cat fight." Raven said, then added as an afterthought, "I'd also rather not die."

Meg whipped around her dangerous chain. Blackfire flew forward and said, "I think I shall give you a couple messages." She grabbed the chain's end and hauled it, sending Meg flying. "One- I'm a lot stronger then I look."

Meg landed it and snapped, "I got that, bitch." Blackfire clicked her tongue and said, "Two- Johnny isn't interested in you. At all." She shot a couple star bolts and it hit Meg. "Three- I am not a whore. I only stay with Johnny, unlike you, who, ahem, 'gets around', I think that's how the saying is used."

Meg pulled out her gun and began firing. "Shut up!" She yelled. Blackfire dodged most of the shots, but one bullet skimmed her arm. She swore in Tameranian and said, "And four." Her eyes glowed, and she shot star bolts out of her eyes and hands. Meg flew into a wall and groaned. She was beat.

Blackfire walked over and grabbed Meg's arm. She looked up, still pretty dazed. "And four, if you try to threaten Johnny ever again, I will hunt you down. And I will repeat these messages again." Meg groaned and passed out.

Blackfire looked over at Raven. "Nice... job." She said finally. "Thanks. I'm out of here." Blackfire grabbed Ravager and the two flew off.

Johnny looked at Blackfire disapprovingly. "You got shot, Komand'r! What were you thinking!" Blackfire glared back. "Its nothing serious. Don't worry, Meg is in jail. I made sure she would stop bothering you." She said calmly.

Johnny sat down next to her. "I know, but don't risk yourself for me anymore. Alright?" Blackfire grinned and nodded. Then she glanced at the door. "Is it locked?" She asked. Johnny rolled his eyes, but nodded. "Course. But you are injured- Mmph!"

Blackfire crawled on top of Johnny and planted her lips on his. When she pulled away, she said, "Does it look like I care?" Johnny smirked. "No."

See-More walked into the living room. "Argh, I'm seriously going to start charging when people are breaking Rule Four."

Kitten giggled and said, "Why, you jealous because you single?" See-More shot a projectile eyeball at Kitten. "Hey!"

(See-More is cranky that he isn't getting any... which is very, very amusing.

Bye byes, remember to review!)