"Pet names?" Hiccup raised an eyebrow at Snotlout."Yeah I call her babe. And she calls me go away. It's kind of a thing we have." Astrid breathed a laugh."Snotlout, you and Ruffnut are not dating." Snotlout crossed his arms. "Only couples have pet names." "Go away is not a pet name!" Hiccup groaned. "Sure it is. You guys must have pet names." Hiccup banged his head against the table. Why couldn't Snotlout just be quite." I call Hiccup babe sometimes does that count?" Snotlout shook his head."Nope. I've been calling you that for years and now it's Ruffnut's name. Has to be original."
Astrid pouted and thought about nick names for Hiccup. She finally thought of one and giggled slightly under her breath. "What about...Hiccypoo?" Hiccup glared at her."Don't call me that." "I'm gonna call you Hiccypoo." She ruffled his hair. Snotlout just watched awkwardly. "Stop it." "What's wrong with Hiccypoo?" Hiccup laughed humorlessly. "Well... it's Hiccy and poo combined." He made a slow clapping gesture with his hands and nodded sarcastically.
"That's why it's funny...Hiccypoo." Hiccup growled and clapped a hand to his forehead. Then he smirked mischievously. "Fine...Assypoo." Astrid's eyes widened. Snotlout burst into laughter. Hiccup grinned smugly. "OH real clever." "I'm know." "I hate you." "Sure you do."
I know this chapter is extremely short but I've had it in my head forever and I just had to write it okay. It's not a fluffy and loving as the last chapter. This one's just a funny little drabble. Please review. And I already have another chapter in the making so I should update again tomorrow. Again sorry for this one being short the next chapter will be muc much longer and have a lot more Hiccstrid drama and fluff.