(As I write this, I'm about to go to a resort sorta thing in a couple days. I would like an island vacation some day though.)

"Hey!"

Time: About eight AM.

Scene: Everyone had been woken up early, with a message by their beds: Get your bathing suits and meet in the living room.

Everyone had strangely complied. When they got there... nothing.

Then a portal opened under each of them and they landed in a totally different place.

It was bright outside, and a lot warmer. Like, eighty to ninety degrees. When everyone's eyes adjusted, they realized they were... "We are on a beach. Great." Johnny said, rolling his eyes.

Kyd Wykkyd appeared, along with Shimmer and Gizmo. "Oh, don't be a grouch, Johnny." Shimmer said. "And to be more specific, we are on a private island that Gizmo got less-than-legally." Gizmo grinned. 'I got the coordinates... for today, we are by ourselves, no titans, and we can chill all day!' Kyd Wykkyd signed.

Angel smiled and said, "I'm going to change into my bikini!" The girls took off, other than Ravager. "I don't swim. Enough said." She said, crossing her arms. "That makes two of us." XL said, pulling out his sketch pad and pencil. "Hey, how's that sketch of that one girl with red hair?" Ravager asked. XL shrugged. "I lost inspiration. I'll finish it later."

Shimmer had set up some tents to change into. Johnny whistled as Blackfire walked out, in an extremely dark purple bikini. "Damn, Blackfire." He said. Blackfire giggled and winked. XL smirked and began sketching. "You perv." Ravager scolded. "I am merely taking advantage of an unsuspecting model. She is attractive, that is so, but just a model right now. Plus, Johnny said I could sketch her." Ravager smacked the backside of his head, and XL stuck his tongue out at her. "You are such a sexist!" "Perhaps."

Private Hive tried to hide the fact he was checking Shimmer out, but in her yellow tankini, it was kinda hard NOT to. Shimmer was slightly peeved though. "Angel... I feel really young." She whispered. "That's because your an A-cup." Angel teased. "You aren't funny."

Cheshire stole the two. Cheshire had chosen a green bikini, revealing her extremely toned stomach. "Simple, Shimmer. You, out of all of us, is the youngest, at fifteen. I'm sixteen, Angel's just turned eighteen, I think Blackfire is eighteen too." "Ravager is fifteen too." Shimmer growled, glaring at the girl. Ravager glanced back at Shimmer and slightly smirked.

Cheshire frowned. "Why isn't she in a bathing suit? She's got the body for it, heck, she could pull off a bikini very well." Angel shrugged. "I guess she doesn't like showing off her body, I mean, her uniform isn't showy either." Cheshire's grin started growing. "I'll be right back." Cheshire wriggled on a shirt and put on some jeans.


Cheshire had Kyd teleport her to the main land and, being Cheshire, managed to sneak into a store which was shockingly selling swim wear at this time of year, and get a dark blue tankini (comprising slightly), and get back.


Ravager was looking out over the ocean. "Hey, Shimmer." Shimmer was passing by. "Huh?" She said. "Just because your smaller doesn't mean your not getting any guy's attention." Ravager grinned. "Really?" Shimmer said. "Yup. Private hasn't taken his eyes off you the whole time he's been playing volley ball."

Shimmer turned to look at Private and he quickly turned away. Mammoth glared at him and growled, "Keep doing that, I don't care that you two are dating, I will gouge out your eyes." Private's eyes widened and he concentrated on the game, still taking the occasional glance.

The game was Mammoth and Private Hive versus Johnny and Punk Rocket. Punk was by far the scrawniest on the court and not nearly as strong as the other three. He was as strong as a normal person... but the other three were meta-human strong. Private Hive spiked the ball and Punk attempted to knock it back, but landed on his face.

Johnny helped his friend up, obviously laughing. "Oh, shut up." Punk said, shoving Johnny away playfully.

Blackfire was swimming. Diving below the surface, she glanced at the variously colored shells. Grabbing a large conch shell, she swam to the surface and examined it. "Hey, Ravager! Look at this!" Blackfire yelled, waving the shell back and forth. Ravager looked up and smiled. "Its called a conch shell!" She called back. Blackfire pulled it close to herself. "Its beautiful." Blackfire whispered.

Ravager felt someone moving in behind her. "Huh?" She turned around, and no one was behind her. Then someone grabbed her. Ravager instinctively reached for a weapon, but was dragged into the changing tent. "Change, or I'll make you." Cheshire said calmly, holding up the tankini. "What the- no!" Ravager squealed, shaking her head no. "Ravager. I told you. Get in on. Or I'll make you." Cheshire was grinning immensely.

Ravager scowled, but grabbed the tankini. "I really, really hate you, Cheshire." She growled. "I know." When Ravager finished putting the dreaded bathing suit on, Cheshire said, "There. That isn't so bad." Ravager growled and said, "Can I change back now?" "No." Cheshire forcibly dragged Ravager out, Ravager cussing in several different languages.

Red X turned around, curious to see what was making all the noise. He blinked in surprise. Ravager was wearing a dark blue tankini with black swirling patterns. "Hey, Ravager, thought you said you don't like bathing suits!" He teased. "I don't." Ravager said through clenched teeth.

Red X snickered, but that didn't stop him from checking her out. "Red X. Do you want me to stab you?" Dang it.

Cheshire dived into the water. It was as clear as it could get. Then she felt a nagging suspicion that someone was behind her. Before she could react, something pulled on her back and her chest felt suspiciously cold...

A loud scream attracted attention. "Was that Cheshire?" Shimmer asked. Angel shrugged and said, "Lets check it out." Cheshire was screaming at the other girl in a mixture of Vietnamese and English. She was restricted to keeping her shoulders below water and Ravager was sitting on a rock, dangling Cheshire's bikini top just out of reach. Shimmer starting giggling and Angel was trying to remain composed, but was not succeeding.

Finally, Angel decided to be nice and stole the top and gave it back to Cheshire. "That's how I feel any time you put me in a suit. Don't force me to do anything I don't want to again." Ravager said smugly. Cheshire scowled as she retied the strings.

Gizmo looked around. Good, no one else could see him- "Gizmo, what the heck are you doing?" Craznots. Gizmo looked up to see Blackfire and Kitten. "Uh... nothing." He said, blushing. Kitten giggled. "I think he's making a sand castle." She said. "What is a sand castle?" Blackfire asked. "Its something you make on the beach. I'll help, Gizmo."

Gizmo growled. "I'm not making a sand castle. I'm just... kicking around dirt." "Riiiiight..." Kitten got down in the dirt and began forming the base for a castle. Blackfire began mimicking what she was doing.

A couple hours later, a couple of the teens decided to chill in the sun. Kyd grabbed more sunscreen and frantically rubbed it into his pale skin. "Kyd, this is the third time today you put on sunscreen. I highly doubt you would melt in the sun." Billy joked. Kyd rolled his eyes and signed, 'I burn easily and badly. Last time I got a sunburn I actually got sick.' Billy blinked in surprise. "Sorry, dude." He said.

Shimmer had just finished a well done sand castle. "Aren't you a little old for sand castles?" See-More said. "Aren't you a little old for pillow forts?" Shimmer quipped back. "Hey! Leave the pillow forts out of this." See-More said.

Johnny had decided to rest out in the sun and he fell asleep. "Psst, Blackfire." Punk, Red X, and Ravager were all holding buckets and grinning. Blackfire woke up from her semi-sleep and growled, "I was napping. What?" Ravager held up her bucket. "We're going to bury Johnny in the sand. Wanna help?" "No." Blackfire closed her eyes. "Oh well." Red X said.

Johnny woke up about thirty minutes later. "What the- hey!" Johnny's head was the only thing visible. The rest of him was under the sand... as in, he was standing straight up. "Lemme out, this isn't funny!" He yelled as he struggled. Ravager was leaning against the tree, dying of laughter. "I don't think so, you were free game." Punk said, grinning. "Thomas! This isn't funny, let me the hell out!"

After Johnny yelled and cursed for thirty minutes, Kyd decided he was being too loud and annoying and teleported him out. Johnny nearly strangled Punk, but Blackfire 'distracted' him long enough for Punk to climb up a tree and hide.

At seven PM, Kyd teleported them all back. "I think I'll have sand in my ears for the rest of the year..." Billy said, smacking the side of his head.


Robin looked at the fellow titans. "Guys... is it just me, or is it weird that the Teenage Syndicate haven't shown up all day?" He asked. Raven shrugged, not tearing her eyes from the book. "Its just you."

(I wanna go swimming! Badly...

I can't count the number of times during this story I just stopped and thought about the guys... in swim trunks...

Oh stop looking at me like that. I am a teenage girl. With a slightly pervy mind.

Oh yeah, if you haven't yet, go read Villainous Holidays.

Bye byes! Remember to review!)