(I love this prompt. And here's a lesson: never let the Teenage Syndicate get bored. Especially these three members.)
Kyd Wykkyd looked over the supplies. Three pairs of scissors, at least twenty different cans of spray paint, several buckets, flour, water bottles, a package of multicolored Sharpies, three balls of string, a couple of holographic devices, six radios, and the most important: Three potions.
Red X added another couple of things- hair dye, honey, ink, olive oil, shaving cream, and whipped cream, plus a couple monsters. Energy was a necessity.
Billy dumped in some more cans of spray paint. "Okay, run this by me again: What do the potions do?" He said. Red X glanced at Billy and said, "Alright. Remember that Raven is an empath?" Billy nodded. 'That means she can sense if any intruders are in the tower.' Kyd signed, looking at one of the Monsters and signing, 'Hey, where's the Java Monster?' Red X winced and said, "Sorry, they were out." Kyd huffed and continued explaining, 'It might not happen, but say, if Raven wakes up and senses us, that would seriously get us murdered. So, with reluctant help from Malchior and consulting my books, I created a potion that will hide our mental signatures.'
Billy nodded and said, "I have no idea what that means." Red X smacked him upside the head. "It means that Raven won't be able to tell we're there. And after I disable the tower's intruder sensor, we're home free... as long as none of us are too loud." Billy nodded and said, "I know... but why aren't we stealing anything?" 'Not the time to mix business with pleasure.' Kyd signed.
Billy nodded. "Oh."
It was about one in the morning. After pleading with See-More, he agreed that the Teenage Syndicate would delay their raid of the mall until tomorrow.
Red X popped in front of the tower's computers. Typing as fast as physically possible, he bit his lip. If he screwed this up, that would totally ruin tonight's little plan.
The computer beeped and said, "Voice activation necessary." Red X smirked. He had planned for this. He clicked a button on his voice distorter and he said in Robin's voice: "Shut down." The security system shut off before it had even detected him.
He picked up his communicator. "Tower is out. Took the potion?" Billy replied. "Yes, and it tasted worse than the time I ate rotten eggs." Silence for a bit, and Red X assumed that Kyd was signing. "Sorry Kyd."
Red X chuckled. "Just get in here."
Kyd opened a portal and they appeared in the main room. "Right, boys, lets get to work." Red X said, grinning.
Billy pulled loose a pair of scissors. "I will."
Robin woke up slowly. Not really opening his eyes, he reached for his mask. Not feeling it, he kept grasping for it and then fell out of bed... onto something sticky.
His eyes popped open and he realized he was in a pile of honey which he was supposed to step in... but it had worked out to be much better. Robin yelled in shock and got up, rubbing the gook off of him. He opened his closet and looked for his uniform... only to find out most of them were shredded by a pair of scissors. Luckily, one was left untouched, but had purple spray paint all over it.
Robin ran into the shower and rinsed off. Still not thinking clearly, he used his shampoo. When he hopped out of the shower, he screamed. His hair was now a bright pink, and someone had written on the mirror with whipped cream, 'Like your hair, bird boy?' Robin glared and, with slight dignity, opened up his hair gel and, after making sure it was just hair gel, put it in his hair.
He walked out of his room, barely avoiding a string that would've tipped a bucket of water on himself. He cut the string and dodged the water spill.
Starfire screamed loudly and Robin ran towards the scream. "Star!" He opened the door and this time, he was covered in flour. Starfire looked up, horrified. "My hair..." It was also pink.
Robin could only think of one person in the tower that could do this.
"BEAST BOY!"
Robin walked into the changeling's room and discovered something quite amusing. "Mmph mm phh mmmmm!" Beast Boy was duck taped to his bed and a piece was attached to his mouth. Robin raised his eyebrows. "Uh... Beast Boy, what happened?" Beast Boy started growling again. Robin walked over and removed the piece on his mouth. "Dude, I don't know, but I can't shift either." There was a collar on his neck.
Robin removed it. "Oh. I get it." Beast Boy shifted into a mouse and back. "So... you didn't do this to my hair?" Robin said, pointing at his head. Beast Boy did a double take. "Didn't really notice... but this is HILARIOUS!"
Starfire walked nervously into Beast Boy's room. "If Beast Boy did not do it... then who did?"
A choked wail sounded through the tower and everyone ran to the garage.
"My baby... no..." Cyborg looked horrified. His car was soaked in an oily substance. "Dude, what is that?" Beast Boy asked. "Olive oil... man, this is totally going to ruin the paint job!" Cyborg said. "Sorry Cy... and... why aren't you turning around?" Beast Boy looked confused.
Cyborg reluctantly turned around. His front was covered in spray paint designs, and someone took a sharpie to his face and doodled a mustache, glasses, and smiley faces with their tongues sticking out. Beast Boy fell over laughing. "Hey, shut up! I thought you did this!" Beast Boy shook his head no. "Nope. I got duct taped to my bed. And someone spray painted my room." Robin blinked. "Oh. I didn't notice, it was too much of a mess."
Cyborg snickered and said, "He was probably too focused on his hair." Robin glowered. "Dude, what is on you, flour?" Beast Boy said, sneezing.
The group made their way up to Raven's room. Very nervously, Beast Boy knocked. Raven cracked the door. "I won't be coming out." She said shortly, shutting the door.
No one wanted to know what happened.
The remaining titans headed to the main computer. Cyborg booted it out. "Huh, that's weird. Says that you turned off the security about one AM." He said. "I didn't, I was sleeping." Robin said. "Hold on... video file opening?"
The video opened up, and Billy, Kyd, and Red X stared them. "Hi guys!" Billy said, waving. Robin growled. Of course, only the Teenage Syndicate was this crazy- and this well equipped- to do this. "Like the little surprises we left behind?" Red X said, obviously shaking with laughter. "No, we certainly did not." Starfire growled. "We left plenty more for you to find. Oh, and by the way, X rigged up video cameras... so we are watching this whole thing. Bye!" The video ended.
(hahahahaha! This was fun... even though I had to type like a granny because my parents were watching a movie and when I type fast, my keyboard clicks loudly.
By the way, any Hetalia fans: Red X = France, Billy Numerous = Spain, and Kyd Wykkyd = Prussia. Bad Touch trio?
Bye byes! Remember to review!)
