*America*

America was bored and decide to finally read over the list his boss and all the other nations got together to make years ago. Well actually, he was stuck in five o'clock traffic and needed to keep his mind off of the Wac Donald's burgers he'd been craving and found this sticking out of the dashboard ,if he had his psp it would still be there.

1. You am not allowed to bring super sized Big Macs into Japan -says Japan-

2. or any other nation without permission. -says Everyone else -

3. You're not allowed to eat burgers at the world meeting anymore. -says your boss-

4. Even if England volunteers to bring the snacks for the meeting. -says England-

5. If everyone else is being courteous about England's food then so should you -says Everyone else-

6. You am not allowed to say you can do anything you want because you're America -Says your boss-

7. Especially not when you're in other countries -Says Everyone else-

8. You are not allowed to pass Canada off as your double when you feel like it -Says France-

9. Doing so will lead to Canada being offended by most everyone -Says Canada-

10. Calling Russia a commie is not allowed anymore -Says Russia-

11. Asking Romano to make you a mafia member is not allowed -says Romano-

12. Quoting Scarface while beside Romano is not allowed -says Romano-

13. Saying 'Say hello to my little friend' in Italy is definitely not okay -says Romano and Feliciano-

14. You can say it at the urinal though-Says everyone else-

15. Asking Japan for games before they are released is not allowed -says Japan-

16. Asking Japan for yet to be invented items, like the Play Station 7, is not allowed either -says Japan-

17. Calling China a cool chick is not allowed -Says China-

18. Or Mr. China chicken wang -Says China-

19. Bribing Germany to organize your file cabinet will not work -Says Germany-

20. Especially not with American beer -Says Prussia-

21. Gilbird is not tennis ball -Says Prussia-

22. Or any toy in general -Says Prussia

23. He should not be used for entertain when at meetings, while Prussia is not looking -Says Germany-

24. Hitting on Liechtenstein is wrong -Says Vash-

25. Even though you just asked where she got her ribbon from -Says Lili-

26. Switzerland will shoot you for talking to her -Says Vash-

27. No, You cannot eat Mr. Puffin -Says Iceland-

28. He is not a chicken -Says Norway-

29, And probably doesn't taste like one, so stop assuming -Says Iceland-

30. Being nice to Finland will not get you extra presents at Christmas -Says Finland-

31. Being mean to Sealand may get you less -Says Sealand-

32. Calling Finland Sweden's wife may get you none -Says Finland-

33. Calling Ukraine's assets, huge jugs or knockers, is not allowed -Says Canada, Ukraine, Belarus, and Russia-

34. Also, urging Canada to 'tap that' is not allowed either -Says Canada-

35. Bringing up 'The Boston Tea Party' in front of England is never a good idea -Says your boss-

36. Asking to be a part of Eurovision is stupid and not allowed -Says European nations-

37. You can however, watch Eurovision. -Says European nations-

38. Telling England he has a funny accent is forbidden -Says England-

39. Telling Australia his accent is as funny as England's is forbidden -Says Australia-

40. Kumajiro is not a pony, ridding him is not allowed -Says Canada-

41. Getting England drunk on purpose is not allowed -Says England-

42. No matter how much more fun he is drunk. -Says France-

43. Drunk England tends to fuck up a lot of things -Says Ireland-

44. And in turn becomes your responsibility. -Says your boss-

45. Which you suck at taking responsibility -Says England

46. Hamburg Germany is not made of burgers -Says Prussia-

47. Germany forbids you from going there and licking buildings, again -Says Germany-

48. Jumping off the Empire State Building will not prove you are a hero -Says Canada-

49. It is however, not forbidden, go for it -Says England-

50. Scratch that last one, it is forbidden. -Says Canada-

"Okay so this isn't' important." -Spits old gum into paper and balls it up-

Pulls up next to Wacdonalds

"what do you want japan?"

"I would like a small water." America laughes loudly at this and turns to the magical voice box

"I want Two big wacs, two large fries, three apple pies, two double cheese burges, and two diet chokes"

"Would you loke to supersize that sir?"

"HELL YEAH!"

"America -san what are you doing?".

"Relax man, I got you a diet choke, it will all balance out the other stuff."

What japan said. "Okay America-san"

What Japan was thinking. "Are you insane! Are you trying to kill me. I don't want to die, You must want to die. Who can eat all that. My poor asian stomach! I'm going to be shitting for days."

Okay that Japan's thoughts are OC but how would you know if they really aren't like that?

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