"Hold still please!" Hiccup kept laughing as Astrid attempted to paint his face for the dragon races. "I can't it tickles." Astrid pouted and wiped his hands on a rag." Oh forget it." She rolled her eyes. Hiccup picked up the blue paint. "I think you missed a spot." Astrid's eyes widened as she looked in the mirror. "Where?" She turned her face and Hiccup poked a dot of paint on the tip of her nose."
"Oh so that's how it's going to be huh? Well I think you missed a spot too." She flicked a dab of orange paint at his flight suit."Hey! This is quality leather!" He complained. "This is quality nose." She tried to wipe off the paint. Hiccup smirked mischievously. He picked up the bowl of red paint poured it in her hood and pulled it over her head." Oh my..! Hiccup! Damn it Hiccup!" She giggled and dumped the rest of the blue paint in his hair. Before they knew it both were soaked in paint.
"Hiccup? Astrid? The races are about to start!" Gobber peaked in Hiccup's private workshop room to see Hiccup and Astrid making out on the table."Oh come on you two. That's not pretty." Hiccup yelped as she threw Hiccup on the floor."Uh, ouch." She winced. "Sorry." She pulled him back up to his...foot. Gobber rolled his eyes at them."Continue. I'll just tell them I couldn't find you." He backed out of the room but peeked his head in and winked."Pound it while it's hot." Hiccup threw a book at him."Why? Why does he always have to say that? Maybe that's why he's still single." Hiccup gestured to where Gobber had been complaining. "It's creepy." He laughed." He's just joking Hiccup. At least he's not trying to give you "the talk" like your dad did." Hiccup shuddered." Got that right. I'm never going to get that image out of my mind. Why did he have to use such detailed stories for example? Just why?" Hiccup buried his face in his hands. "Shouldn't have brought it up?" Astrid pat Hiccup on the back with a fake sympathy look on her face."No. No you should not have." Astrid fought back a laugh." Mood gone?" "Yup." "Wanna get something to eat?" Hiccup looked up and thought about it." Uh, sure. I could eat?"
I've seen a lot of stories with Hiccup and Astrid doing each other's racing paint and the "pound it while it's hot "joke. I just wanted to give my own version a shot. Now I have two reviews to respond to. First. This story is rated M because I plan on writing a fighting scene later on with some cursing and maybe some really adult jokes in some other chapters. And second. If you think my Astrid is annoying, I don't care. Go read something else if you don't like my Astrid. But if you don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything at all. Thank you for reading and please review.