Germany apparently has a few flaws - is shocked- .
*Germany*
As soon as it touched his hand Germany already doesn't agree with the list Romano gave him, but he reads over it anyways.
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1. You are not allowed to care for North Italy that is my job, back off…he hugs me first
2. Touching my brother in general is not allowed….but he touches me first
3. I doesn't CARE if he hugged you first…Damn it
4. You should stop eating so many damn potatoes …they're good for you
5. They make you so very fuckin' ugly…er…Why am I reading this?
6. And so fuckin' stupid…I could be doing something much more interesting
7. You are too damn muscular…Jealous
8. Therefore your dick must be small… ..I think, I really hate this guy
9. Your dogs are some ugly bastards…Your mom's an ugly bastard…sorry italy
10. So you cannot walk them in public places anymore
11. They scare the shit outta everyone…vomen love guys with dogs dummkof
12. And so does your fuck ugly face …That's not vhat your brother says
13. You drink beer too damn much…I do need to get 7 more 24 packs
14. You would quit if you knew the shitty things you did while drunk…oh shit
"What did I do?"
"36 left Potato Bastard can you hurry up, I actually have a life to get back to."
15. You have no style at all
15. Your clothes scream 'Fuck! There's nothing that can help me'…this is the dumbest thing I've ever read…besides Prussia's Christmas lists
16. You shop from a hobo's cart or worse, GAP…Vhat is gap?
17. Your hair style is so fuckin' ugly…better than having one horny cowlick curl
18. You don't even try, seriously what do you do get up and go?…yes, as a matter of fact I do, unlike you I don't spend 4 hrs in a mirror
19. You smell like a potato eating bastard…must resist urge, to Shoot Italy's brother
20. Which is not a flattering smell you bastard…urge resisting, become very hard
"Romano…"
"Shut up! Finish or I'll do it."
21. I know you love me but it's unrequited because you're a fashion wreck and are very stupid
22. I'm the best Italy, much better than Germany…vhat does that have to do with me?
23. Tomatoes are better than potatoes …their not even in the same food group!
24. Wine is better than beer…vhat, that's it, I'm shooting him
25. Italy is better than Germany ja, right, Italy can't wipe his own ass without me..wait didn't I just read this?
26. You look so fuckin' stupid with this mustache I'm holding up on your face …If I kill him…vill Italy be affected?…hmmm
27. Stop getting drunk then coming over to my house
28. I don't give a flying fuck that you're wasted
29. Don't cry on my pourch steps and yell 'Mein Italia' into the night, that shit scares my neighbor …No more Italian bars
30. I am an Italian god…und I'm the perfect German
31. You should obey me and go die…off to the gas chamber I go then, oh Italian god Romano…Italian idiot
32. Stop using my brother as an excuse to call my house
33. I doesn't want your ass ….thank Gott
34. Visiting South Italy is now forbidden
35. I don't give a fuck if you got lost and randomly appeared there
36. I will have my mafia kill your ass …are you kidding me, I am a big ass German man, your little mafia has nothing on my many German muscles
37. Wurst and beer is fuckin' disgusting and an idiots meal
38. I hope you choke on it, and die…likewise
39. Calling me, Italia, and then grabbing my shoulder is forbidden…honest mistake
40. I don't give a shit if it was an honest mistake…well the, fuck you to.
41. Romano is the better looking Italy, you dumb bastard…says who your mother?
42. Stop yelling at the damn world meetings
43. Your voice is too fucking loud, scary and ugly …Prussia said my voice is beautiful, so I don't care what you think.
44. And some of us can barely understand what the /fuck/ you're saying
45. I don't give a shit how loud the others are, you don't have to be dramatic..what is your notion of drama based on?
46. Kicking the chairs back and slamming fists on tables and shit is not needed.
47. Stop influencing Feliciano
48. I hate when he makes sausage for my dinner….Laziness must rum in the family
49. No I will not give you Feliciano's baby pictures stop asking…This one's a lie
"…I finished, so will you please put down the grenade?"
"Shut up potato bastard, do we have an understanding?" -grenade in mouth-
"…ja, I guess."
"Ve! Romano what's that" -pulls grenade from mouth-
"It's a grenade" the clip falls from his mouth
"…"Germany's mouth was catching flies.
This is when they all should have died, buy thankfully it was an Italian grenade so [BANG]…never mind that was German.
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a/n: Just read those reviews, T-T I don't deserve the awesomeness that comes from them, however I fully appreciate it and will do my best and thanks for the suggestions, I'll get to work on em' also I counted 15 twice and was to lazy to re write the numbers over...sorry.