(This is the one where I winced. Seriously. But this is a pure dialogue one shot. I've always wanted to do one.
Also, I updated twice because my sister begged me to. I am not kidding either.)
"Angel?"
A sigh. "What do you want, Kitten, still ticked about the hair dye prank?"
"No. Well, a little. It washed out. But uh... I need to talk to you about something."
"Shoot."
A pause. "Well... promise not to take this awkwardly or something?"
"Kitten, just spit it out."
"How did you know when you were in a part of the relationship when well... you could... have sex?"
"..."
"Great, now you want to hit me, don't you?"
"No, Kitten, I don't want to hit you. I'm just surprised you came to me for this."
"Uh, hello? You do have the most stable relationship."
"Thanks for the compliment."
"You still haven't answered my question."
Another sigh. "Frankly, I'll admit, Kyd and I got to that stage of our relationship rather early, almost too early. But its an important part of a relationship. I mean, in the movies and stuff, it seems that sex happens almost immediately. Even I have to say, that's a little bit lame. To give yourself to that person, its pretty serious. If your only filling the physical need, its not worth it. But if your really in love... its called lovemaking for a reason, Kit."
"Oh. Thanks, Angel."
"Your welcome, Kitten."
"One more thing: Don't use your toothpaste."
"Why?"
"It wasn't me... but it isn't exactly toothpaste."
"Who was it?"
"Gizmo and Cheshire teamed up."
"That sounds unlikely."
"Girl, I don't want to go into your bathroom. EVER."
"And Cheshire wouldn't obviously give a damn..." Smirk. "Wanna get them back?"
"Hell yeah!"
(A little bit of fun at the end, with a bit of seriousness in the middle. I like it.
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