"There was an order.. but I forgot it T-T requests will come at random, I also finished most of the other requested. coming soon."
*Poland*
"Poland…?"
"nomnomnomnom"…He's eating pocky, the universal awesome food.
"Poland!"
"nomnom what nomnom"
"I think it's time we got some ground rules down since we'll be living together from now on."
"Like…nomnomnom…what are 'ground rules' Lithuania nomnom?"
"Just listen please."
"Like, okay."
1 Poland, you are not aloud to eat the food in the fridge labeled with a 'T' that means Tori's . "I like, totally knew that, I'm not stupid Liet."
2 If you do, you have to replace it, although asking would be nice "Why would I do that there's all kinds of stuff labeled T"
3 Your pony is not aloud in the house. "…Where else can he go…outside…as if."
4 Or in my bedroom "That was a totally accident, I said sorry like so many times, just because he ate your plants doesn't mean he's like evil, or something."
5 It can stay in the yard though. "But, it's like to cold out there for pony sometimes!"
6 but if I step in it's size bread loaf feces again while in the house, it's going to the glue factory -gasp- "You're like, so heartless Lithuania, pony loves you!"
7 No I do not want my own pony, stop asking please. "Totally no cool Liet, you know you want a pony! Like mine"
8 Waking me up at 4am to go shopping is not okay
9 I don't care about sales that end at 12pm. "What do you care about? Obviously nothing!"
10 Pouring a bucket of ice cold water on my crotch while I'm a sleep is not allowed. "I was totally sleep walking."
11 Using 'I was sleep walking' is not a good excuse, I know for a fact you don't. "…Like I was sleep drinking then, you should totally look it up, not my fault I dropped it."
12 Organizing my closet is not allowed
13 Fall being in and spring being out does not matter to me. "Like, a fashions nightmare is totally in your closet"
14 Wearing dresses to the world meetings is not allowed. "But it's like so comfortable! Liet, you should wear one too!"
15 Removing all the close from my closet, and replacing them with dresses, is not allowed
16 No I will not wear a mini skirt with lace "Because you like have no style!"
17 Or a thong. "…That was totally a joke right?"
18 Threatening to enact Warsaw rule for the last cookie in the jar is not allowed. "I should enact it now."
19 Threatening to enact Warsaw rule on innocent civilians at the supermarkets is not allowed. "That's it"
20 Stop threatening people with Warsaw rule for simple things like 'amount of time in the bathroom' "Stop reading before I go all solidarno on you "
21 Threatening Russia is okay, but not advised. "He's totally scared of me."
22 Coming out of the bathroom with your face mask on is not allowed
23 I don't care that your pores need to breath. "Like I DON'T THINK SO my skin needs to be perfect and flawless Liet, next."
24 Coming out of the bathroom naked is not cool. "God, you act like you've never seen it before."
25 Please stop asking me to paint your house neon pink. "I only ask that, twice a day, would it like, kill you to do it?"
26 No I will not go get a mani pedi with you. "That's why your nails totally look like Russia's face, totally grody and jank"
27 That does not mean my feet are hideous and I'm ashamed "You should be."
28 I will /never/ go get a waxing kit with you again, ever! "Fine, I didn't want to hold your hand anymore anyways."
29 Whether or not I shave my pubes is personal! "You like so don't, do you, come on tell me!"
30 I will not carry over 20 bags on each arm when we go shopping together. "Like what about, 19."
31 I will not carry all of your bags either. "Well I won't either."
32 Using my credit card to buy me things is not allowed "Can I buy me things then"
33Nice gesture, but not appreciated "I'll take that as a total yes!"
34 Using my credit card to go on a shopping spree is not allowed "Liet your such a kill joy!"
35 I know you look good in your new clothes bought with my money but, "I know, I look totally good to "
36 Using my credit cards with out permission is not allowed "What about your cash."
37 Stay away from my wallet "How am I supposed to get nice things?"
38 I do not give massages stop asking. "Like you give the best ones, this list is jank!"
39 No I don't need you to scrub my back while I'm bathing
40 Don't use the toilet and talk to me while I'm in the shower. "There are 3 bathrooms in this house and when I'm near one I just like, go, what do you want from me…an apology for my body functions?"
41 Stay out of the bathroom when I'm in the bathroom! "But I like looking at you play with the bubles, you look so happy"
42 No I'm not looking at porn, I'd just like some me time okay. "Like…okay that was unnecessary I never even thought that. Except for that one time I was s sure though, who knew you took long craps Leit."
43 I am not bleaching my hair blonde. "We could be twins, you should totally do it!"
44 Or dying it black. "Black is not your color, someone else must have suggested that, they should totally be shot."
45 Or deep conditioning it "But you have so many splits!"
46 I don't care how many split ends I have "I know, and it's totally killing me!"
47 Don't paint my nails sky blue while I'm asleep
48 Don't put ribbons in my hair while I'm asleep
49 You should only come on my room at night when there's a fire, or something. "What if I have a nightmare again! About your fingers, then I'll need to check them. Remember the one I told you about when pony had the face of Belarus and she bit your fingers off, that was like so scary"
50 Please stop saying 'like' and 'totally' over and over. "Like no, those are the best words evah!"
-agitated- "Poland!"
"Like what?"
"Stop commenting, you were supposed to listen!"
"Like, come on read some more I've got nothing to do for a hour before my appointment with Fernando,…you totally ought to come! He'll totally do a miracle with that hair that you called styled, then we can go shopping! Your treat."
-sighs deeply, drops list and walks off-
"Were are you going?…Okay see you in a…." -Spots dropped wallet of Lithuania, picks up and opens to platinum and gold cards. "…Laterz dude, shopping spree, like, here comes Poland babe, Liet, don't wait up!"
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#20 solidarno- It's what he said in the 1st episode of hetalia, you know because his accent was so thick noone knew what he said it's polish and I didn't take the time to look it up, some people say it's a weapon some say social status blah blhab bhla
reads over comments to make list...ZOMG I have a fans =spazims= -regain composure- "ahem, sorry about the wait, but if you want faster updates, come burn my school to the ground." jk I'll try as hard as I can to update faster.