-if you don't want to read another Germany one, just skip this-
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Germany's all right just in the hospital. On the bed he decide to make a list of things, just a list of things
1. I cannot leave the world meetings because everyone is annoying
2. Planning to not show up and go walk my dogs is not allowed
3 It should be'they are at least, civilized
4 Hiding beer in the house is useless
5 Prussia is a beer magnet
6 However, switching the labels from beer to soda throws him off
7 Sex lines are also impossible
8 Prussia has ears like a dog
9 And usual tends to want to join
10 Which is so awkward for me
11 Meeting up with Romano by myself in a pizzeria is not allowed
12 Meeting up with Romano anywhere by myself is not advised
13 Something is wrong with that kid, I should just stay away from him
14 Agreeing to meet up with strange nations is dumb in it self
15 Hence, Romano is now at the top of that list, second is Russia
16 Inviting Italy over to my place is a waste of breath
17 He practically lives here now
18 Don't leave Italy alone in the house
19 He tends to forget he's not allowed to walk outside naked like he does in Italy
20 Or feed the birds cooked pasta while naked in my yard
21 Or do any thing naked while in my yard, like mow the law for instance
22 Telling Prussia to move out isn't working
23 I must find out how he gets spare keys to every lock I change
24 So far I have a lead…it's Gilbird
25 Do not invite Austria over and let him bring Hungary
26 She tends to wonder around looking for nonexistent ' sexual evidence'
27 Or fight with Prussia.
28 More the former
29 Russia is an arseloch
30 I must stop him from hitting on my brother
31 Never go shopping with Italy for swimsuits
32 He tends to take my clothes while I change
33 And leave bikini underwear for me to change into
34 Must find a new place to hide porn
35 The roof is no longer safe
36 Italy sunbathes up there, in the nude…who knew
37 Under the floorboard won't work either
38 Gilbert hides his pictures of Hungary and Gilbird's poo under there…at least he's trying
39 Musical battles with Austria are pointless
40 Unlike Austria I don't need to practice every day
41 I have the fingers of a German piano god
42 And I practiced with Beethoven
43 Must get dog food before they attack children, again
44 Or worse, my potato garden.
45 Need to remind Japan not to use my car ever agian
46 I've heard thing about his driving from Italy
47 America, and England
48 Though America's comments were stereotypes
49 Like how we Germans know Americas are fat and obnoxious
50 Must trim pubs…looks like pasta mass down there.
"Ja that will do it for now." Germany looked up from the paper to see his visitors had arrived
"West, what cha writing!" –grabs paper-
"YAY! Germany wrote us a story!" Italy looked over from his hospital bed next to germany
"Ah, German-san and Italy- san I hope you both recover quickly."
"WEST! I am Not! a beer magnet…chick magnet yes.. Beer doesn't run up to me asking for autographs, beer doesn't run up to me wanting to see my awesome five meters…blah blah beer blah blah blah awesome. "
Prussia began to read the list out loud
Germany could feel yet another aliment coming on..
Japan wondered if this could turn into a Doujin scene
and Italy hit the 'call nurse' button, He wanted pasta to eat while Prussia read him Germany's "Story"
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a/n : Hi readers, I missed you all. I was stalling, I needed a beta but I couldn't wait any longer to find one anyways exams are over. Next up Prussia's Christmas list! Because some awesome reviewer would like to see it, and so would I XD _ I had a hungary one to go up before this but I lost in (on paper) So I need to dedo it but it shall be made...eventually