(And here I go with a comic canon pairing again...)
Shimmer was dying of laughter. Private HIVE looked into the living room and said, "Selinda... are you okay?"
Shimmer looked up, rubbed a tear away, and said, "Fine... oh my gosh, read this though."
Private HIVE took the magazine away from Shimmer and looked at the page. "Okay, what am I- Selinda!" He looked at her and raised his eyebrows.
Shimmer shrugged. "Hey, its just so impossible! I mean, her and him? Its even more cracky than us, heck, even more than Johnny and Blackfire!" "What's more 'cracky' than me and Johnny?" Blackfire flew into the room and added, "And what does 'cracky' mean?"
Shimmer pointed at the picture in the magazine and explained, "Cracky is my term to describe what odds a pairing has of getting together. I love you babe, but the odds that we got together at all were going against us." She pecked the Private's cheek and he said, "No offense taken, Selinda."
Blackfire glanced at the magazine and said, "What the... is that The Herald and Bumblebee!" Shimmer nodded. "Apparently, those two are a thing." "Or they just went public... against their will."
Everyone jumped when Cheshire made herself visible. "Woah, Cheshire, warning next time!" Shimmer said. "Sorry. But they have been dating since the New Years Party at least. I saw them swallowing each other then... but that was partially because Speedy spiked the punch." Cheshire said, blowing black hair out of her eyes.
Private nodded, then glanced at the part of the picture that told the photographer and said, "Something tells me your little boy toy will be very dead. Check this out."
The name was: 'Speedy'. Cheshire nodded and said, "I knew." Shimmer blinked and said, "Really?" Cheshire chuckled and said, "Oh come on, Speedy needed someone a lot stealthier than himself to get a picture of The Herald and Bumblebee, considering how quiet they've been."
The others began snickering and Shimmer asked, "Where were they?" "Titan's East Roof. They never go out in public." Cheshire said, picking up the magazine. "I knew that pictures are said to be worth a thousand words, but this only says three." Cheshire said. Everyone raised their eyebrows. "Speedy is screwed."
Everyone just burst out laughing.
"BUMBLEBITCH, I DIDN'T SUBMIT THAT PICTURE, HONEST!"
"YOU ARE DEAD WHEN I CATCH YOU, SPEEDY!"
"AQUALAD, HELP ME!"
"Against a pissed off person who can shock me and a teleporter? You are on your own."
"Aquagirl?"
"You took a picture of them making out, Speedy. I'm with Garth on this one."
"... would it help if I told it technically wasn't me?"
"FOUND HIM, KAREN!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(I laughed too much when I wrote the last part. I'm a huge Bumblebee/Herald shipper though... I will admit, I am a canonist when it comes to most pairings.
Then single people appear, and crack pairings start poking me.
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