(The Bad Touch Trio strike again!)

"Get back here you three!"

Robin was barreling down an abandoned road after Billy Numerous, Kyd Wykkyd, and Red X.

What had they stolen? The T-Car.

Cyborg was riding on Beast Boy's back (while he was in Pterodactyl form) and was yelling very violent things to Billy. "Give me back my car, you son of a-" "Complete that sentence, he will murder you, just a warning!" Red X yelled back.

Billy looked at Robin and winked. "Hey, birdie, have you ever been off road before?"

Before Robin could comprehend this, Billy turned off the road and began driving through the forest. "Oh man, you are gonna ruin the paint job, you bastard!" Cyborg yelled, shaking his fist.

Robin glared and said, "Cyborg, come on, we have to catch them!"

Robin turned off the road and began chasing after the three, Beast Boy turning his direction as well.

Billy grabbed the radio and said, "Any objections to country, guys?" Kyd Wykkyd shook his head no and Red X said, "As long as its not the old stuff, and not too twangy." Billy nodded and pushed a couple buttons.

It began blasting Dierks Bently's 'What Was I Thinking' and Billy sang along until Red X smacked him. "There are no chicks in this car. Stop it." He said.

Kyd Wykkyd smirked and vanished for a second, coming back with Kitten, Angel, and The Ravager. "Seriously?" Red X said, raising his eyebrows.

Kitten giggled and the car bumped up again. 'You asked for chicks, I brought chicks.' Kyd signed cockily. Red X placed his arm around Ravager's shoulder and said, "I'm not complaining, just wondering how you managed to do it."

Cyborg shot a cannon blast and said, "Gimme back my car!"

Kitten blew raspberries and said, "In your dreams, tin boy!"

Then Billy grinned and drove around a spot, turning off his lights.

Red X glanced over and asked, "Why did you do that-"

SPLOTCH!

Robin cursed loudly as his motorcycle ran into a gooey swamp.

The villains laughed and drove off, losing the titans.

"Robin, please don't be too angry." Starfire said, patting his shoulder. "They tricked me! I should've figured Billy was up to something." Robin said, slamming the table.

Then Raven walked in. "Guys, the car's back." She said bluntly.

All the titans dashed downstairs.

The car was back, and in one piece. There was one or two scratches, but the villains cleaned it up.

A note was attached, saying:

Gizmo told us this car was too good to waste.

Plus, Cyborg would pulverize us.

Talk to you later!

Billy, X, Kyd Wykkyd, Kitten, Ravager, Angel.

P.S. Nice crash Bird boy.

Robin seethed at the last line.

Teehee, I laughed too much writing this.

Bye byes, remember to review!