(After making four rules for the one shot, I decided to make more.
Oh dear Azar what have I done?
Also, I'm pushing it with some of the rules, just remember that.
Bold will be the rules, which See-More made.
Italics will be written comments from various members.)
1) Money dues are every week on Wednesday.
Billy Numerous: But what if a new video game comes out?
Blackfire: Do you WANT him to turn off the power again?
2) You stay in jail for one to two weeks, then I'll send Kyd Wykkyd to pick you up.
Johnny Rancid: … please, tell me your joking.
Kyd Wykkyd: Hey, I don't like having to bail you out three times a week. Learn a lesson in there.
Johnny Rancid: What, not to get caught?
Kyd Wykkyd: Already learned, what a surprise.
Johnny Rancid: Shut up.
3) No civilians on base. PERIOD.
Punk Rocket: Damn it, not fair.
Angel: Punk, it is fair. Civilians have no idea how to keep their mouths shut.
Punk Rocket: … what if I don't want them shut?
Billy Numerous: TMI, dude.
4) Please be quiet when your intimate. No one wants to hear that.
Johnny Rancid: You know, you could just say sex...
Gizmo: Oh please someone just shoot me.
5) Don't steal other people's equipment.
Blackfire: That means leave my body armor alone!
Billy Numerous: Think he's actually more pissed about the fact I ran off with his helmet...
6) Don't make a mess. Red X.
Red X: Why the hell are you blaming me!
Cheshire: Let's think, how about yesterday's exploding soda war?
Red X: Hey, that was just as much as Mammoth and Gizmo as me.
Angel: You started it.
7) Don't blast that certain song in the living room. You know which one I speak of.
Cheshire: Feels so good being bad, there's no way I'm holding back.
Shimmer: Now the pain is my pleasure, cuz nothing can measure.
Blackfire: Love is great, love is fine. Out the box, outta line.
Ravager: The affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more...
XL Terrestrial: STOP IT!
Kitten: Cuz... oh wait, never mind.
See-More: Thank you, Kitten.
8) Stay out of Gizmo's lab. Things tend to blow up.
XL Terrestrial: It wasn't my fault.
Kyd Wykkyd: Then who's fault was it?
XL Terrestrial: Well, not ALL my fault.
9) Prank wars are allowed, unless someone gets severely hurt.
Punk Rocket: Please change this rule to people's objects!
Johnny Rancid: You hide my bike, I blow up your guitar. Got it?
10) Don't watch 'R' movies around Gizmo, please. He's only twelve.
Gizmo: I'm thirteen, snot eater.
Angel: I'm still not letting you watch Zombieland.
11) Most of you guys have video game systems and TVs in your own rooms. Stop fighting over the main one.
12) If something of yours is broken, wait until the next day EARLY to show it to Gizmo. Or just fix it yourself.
Red X: I don't trust the little guy with anything of mine.
Gizmo: Gee, thanks.
13) Unless we have a job to do, keep the noise down after 11 and stay shut up until at least 7.
Blackfire: Change that to nine. Please.
14) Rule 8 also applies to Kyd's room.
Billy Numerous: Yeah, Cheshire.
Cheshire: How the hell was I supposed to know that there was a sex change potion in there?
Private HIVE: You weren't. And can someone please change me back!
15) No strip Bologna Sandwich unless Gizmo is either out, in jail, or sleeping.
Gizmo: THANK YOU!
Shimmer: Aw, but I like it.
Private HIVE: This wouldn't be because you keep cheating and I keep losing, is it?
Mammoth: Didn't need to read that.
16) Holo-rings are for going outside for civilian stuff ONLY. Don't use it to disguise yourself.
Kitten: That means you, Billy.
Billy Numerous: But it was informative, pretending to be Angel.
All the girls other than Kitten: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE.
17) Energy drinks are a privilege, not a right.
Angel: You take away my energy drinks, you will die.
18) Unless you are invited, stay out of people's rooms.
Cheshire: Damn.
19) Stop trying to put a halo on Angel.
Shimmer: But its funny!
Kyd Wykkyd: If that's funny, then so is teleporting you into the bay at three in the morning.
20) Stop trying to put horns on Angel.
Gizmo: Spoilsport.
Angel: And if I find whoever replaced my clothes with white robes...
21) Please be decent when you come out of your rooms. And no, boxers/lingerie are not decent.
Johnny: Hey, I wasn't complaining.
XL Terrestrial: Neither was I.
Angel: … I was. I did not need to see that, Johnny!
Kyd Wykkyd: Just WHAT did you see?
22) Malchior is not our mascot. Do not call him one.
Kitten: That's a no duh. Spooky is!
Malchior: He was actually referring to Billy, Red X, and Kyd Wykkyd.
Billy+Kyd+Red: Its not our fault he doesn't have a sense of humor!
23) No more pirates and ninja wars.
Red X: Besides, we all know ninjas are better.
Ravager: Honey, I'll disagree with you on this one.
Cheshire: Hiya!
Punk Rocket: Avast, me hearties!
24) The above rule applies to aliens, cowboys, vampires, and werewolves too.
Angel: The vampire/werewolf one isn't even funny.
Kyd Wykkyd: Hey, he didn't choose demons!
25) Also with demons.
Kyd Wykkyd: Damn. Loophole closed.
26) DON'T give Gizmo or Billy caffeine, we can't repair all the damage.
Gizmo: But... it keeps me awake.
Billy Numerous: That was just ONE vase...
27) Whoever the hell is writing fanfiction about ourselves, just STOP.
Angel: Seriously. Its getting kinda creepy.
28) If anyone is caught trying to send'The Evil Overlord List' to Brother Blood ever again, you will be punished. Severely.
Ravager: From what I have heard, he could use the tips.
29) It may be as funny as hell, but kidnapping various titans and torturing/annoying them is no longer aloud.
Johnny Rancid: Aw, man. You should've seen the look on Hotspot's face when I played that video of Punk and Argent though!
Cheshire:... does sexual torture count?
Kitten+Angel: CHESHIRE!
30) Anime marathons are now forbidden. This includes hentai!
XL Terrestrial: But... but...
Angel: Don't you dare try separating me from my anime!
Malchior: … what's hentai?
Red X: Awkward.
31) In addition to the above rule, anything remotely pornographic is not to be viewed on the main TV.
Johnny Rancid: Why?
Angel: Johnny, I think Gizmo is STILL scarred for life.
32) If anything blows up in the microwave, clean it up.
Red X: It wasn't my idea to have the peep wars!
Malchior: True. But it was your 'peep' that blew up.
33) Anything alcoholic must be in a clearly marked bottle... and don't put it in a pop bottle. Ever.
Malchior: I wondered why my soda tasted bad...
34) Stop abusing the poor list.
Angel: Even I know that won't work.
35) If Gizmo has any sort of sugar, please take it from him and hide it.
Gizmo: NOT FAIR!
Billy Numerous: Very fair.
36)Stop taking other people's clothes and replacing them with something else.
Angel+Kitten: That means you Cheshire!
Cheshire: You guys seriously need to take a joke...
37) The Teenage Syndicate does NOT need a theme song.
Punk Rocket: But I'm almost done writing your verse!
Red X: I think he's on a power trip.
38) Glitter does not suit everyone.
Red X+Billy Numerous+Kyd Wykkyd: It suits Mally just fine!
Malchior: I'm going to fly you up in the air, drop you, and see how brave you sound falling.
39)Malchior is not Shruiken and you guys are not Eragon/Arya/Saphira.
Billy Numerous: Well, damn. I thought it was pretty funny.
Malchior: Its not funny.
40) Rule thirty nine also applies to Hiccup and Toothless.
41) Any references to the number '69' will be promptly tied up and handed over to the titans.
All the boys: Aw, man.
Angel: Thank you, See-More.
41) The rules will be loosened in the event of a birthday party/holiday.
Everyone: YAY!
Johnny: Not everyone said yay. I didn't say Yay. I don't say yay.
42)Sword practice is restricted to the gym only. Ravager.
Ravager: Is this one pointed at me for a reason?
Blackfire: You nearly took my head off!
43) Karaoke night is once a month on a Tuesday. Attendance is required.
XL Terrestrial: Is playing required?
Angel: For blackmail purposes, yes.
44) If I hear the 'Badger, Badger' chant, the one spinning leek song, or anything with the Annoying Orange/Charlie the Unicorn, you will be in trouble.
Kitten: Ooh, Nyan cat is still allowed!
Shimmer+Cheshire+See-More: !
45) If you want to move in, talk with me first.
46) THAT SONG is not allowed!
Cheshire: Hey, I like S&M!
Kitten: TMI.
Cheshire: wha- not like that! Well, also like that...
See-More: Someone brain bleach me.
47) Don't try to get stuck in Kyd Wykkyd's middle verse thing on purpose. Its a pain to get you out.
Cheshire: But Kole's crystal sticks are still there... and its fun dancing in them.
Kyd Wykkyd: It may be, but I don't like teleporting you out.
48) If you start wobbling and crying 'I love you, man!', you've had enough alcohol. No more.
Billy Numerous: I wasn't that drunk!
Red X: Billy, you hugged the giant moth thing and called it your 'squishy, and it shall be your squishy.'
Billy Numerous: Damn.
49) The Hunger Games is not our life. Stop quoting it.
Angel: Happy Hunger games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!
Shimmer: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
Cheshire: And it was decreed that each year, the 12 districts of Panem should offer up a tribute of one young man and woman between the ages of 12 and 18 to be trained in the art of survival and to be prepared to fight to the death.
See-More: WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
50) … just stop being a pain in the ass. Just. Stop.
(And that is completed!
By the way, watch/read the Hunger Games. Thank you.
Bye byes, remember to review!