Cas clung tightly to his Daddy's neck with his arms and his legs wrapped around the big bears waist, "Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!"

John was grumbling as he went over some pretty earrings for his cub, "Stop yelling in my ear, what is wrong with you?"

"I don't have panties on and bears keep pinching my buns and touching other things dangling back there."

John dislodged him and pointed to the earrings, "Pick some out." He stood guard over Cas' bare ass as the cub looked over the earrings. Finally after much consideration he found just the right ones, they were sparkly chandelier earrings. "I like these Daddy."

John paid and then pointed to a mead stand, "Sweetness, go buy me a nice tankard of mead." Cas frowned, "I'll be pinched."

"Humor me."

Cas shrugged and pranced off to buy the mead. Meanwhile John pointed to a tray of rings, "Quick, what size do you think he takes and what would be nice for an engagement ring?"

Charlie the Red Panda shook her long, bushy tail as she looked over the rings, "This one." John looked at the price and balked, "Are you crazy, this is a diamond!"

Charlie pointed to Cas who was busy entertaining a group of Russian circus bears by bending over to pick up a coin, "I would put a ring his finger PDQ if you want to keep him. He's adorable and someone will snatch him right up. Marry him and breed the cub because Pandas are very rare."

John scowled as a huge bear pinched Cas' butt, "Oh alright give me the damn ring."

…

Cas skipped over to Dean and gave him a big hug, "Daddy is going to marry me Dean isn't that wonderful?" He flashed his ring in Dean's face.

Dean grabbed the Pandas wrist and looked at the ring, "Come on dad, no friggin' way!"

John ignored him but noticed all the honey was sold, "Great job son, I'm proud of you."

Cas rolled his big blue eyes up at Dean and said sadly, "Why don't you like me?"

Dean suddenly felt like a big jerk because he didn't have a real reason to dislike the cub but he tried to come with something anyway, "Because you call him "Daddy" and you prance and skip everywhere."

Cas stared up at Dean with somehow even bigger eyes shimmering with tears, "I like calling him Daddy and I enjoy prancing and skipping."

Dean pointed to his clothing, "You wear weird, tiny Anime porno dresses and silk panties so ridiculously small that your little tan nuts hang out the side and half the time so does your smoky link."

John growled angrily, "Dean Ferdinand Winchester you apologize."

Dean patted the cub's shoulder, "Fine, I don't hate you or anything…you just kind of bug me sometimes but your growing on me. I'm still not calling you "mom."

Cas gave him a little smile, "Will you call me "friend"?"

The grumpy Dean bear rolled his eyes, "Don't push it."

….

Prince Adam paced the floor of Bobby and Jody's modest cottage, "How could your son vanish, do you know what this makes me look like?

Jody raised her hand, "An idiot…oh I know, a boring fool?"

Bobby chimed in, "Unworthy and only slightly attractive?"

The couple became excited, making a game out of it. Bobby came up with "useless as tits on a bore" while Jody countered with "the afterbirth from his mama's clown car." It was a draw.

Adam snapped, "When I find Sammylocks that boy will be my bride and have my children!" With that he stomped out and banged his head into a porch post falling on his bony ass.

Jody watched from the window as two of the Princes men helped him on his horse, "Sam better not have babies with that jerk or there is a 50 percent chance they would need protective headgear."

….

Dean tried to sleep on the way back to the cottage but all Cas did was chatter about the wedding. John agreed to everything his little cub wanted knowing he was finally getting Panda tail when they got home.

"Shut up!"

Cas looked back at Dean, "Sorry am I keeping you awake?"

Dean covered up his head with the blanket, "Does a bear dump in the woods?"

John glanced back then to the road, "No, we have indoor plumbing for honeysake, we aren't animals."

Cas yelped and then lifted his thigh, "I have a splint in my butt cheek." John pulled over, "Switch with me Dean so I can take that out, I don't want my cub having a sore butt…well not from a splinter at least."

Cas giggled, "Tonight Daddy."

Dean switched with them and tried to ignore the sounds from the back.

"I got it, wow that was a big sliver. Let Daddy kiss it and make it all better."

"Mmm…that feels nice…OH…oh that feels nice. Is that your tongue?"

John had a mouth full of Panda ass so he just hummed.

Benny's smoked salmon came up on Dean a bit listening to them so he took a swig of purloined mead from the fair he siphoned into his canteen.

…..

They pulled the wagon up to the barn, unloaded the empty crates and put their horse Impala back in the stable with food and water after a rubdown. As John approached the cottage he stopped and sniffed the air, a low rumble started in his chest as he pushed Cas protectively behind him.

Dean made a snuffling sound as he started to take in a faint scent as well, "What do you think it is dad?"

John stalked toward the cottage, "You stay here with Cas." Of course they didn't listen and followed him into the kitchen. Damn it Dean, you didn't lock the door or put anything away!"

Dean shrugged, "So, I forgot."

John looked at his bowl, "Some jackhole has been eating my porridge." Dean looked at his next, "Some bitch has been eating my porridge!" Cas checked his bowl, "Oh no, someone has been eating my porridge and they ate it right up! It must be because I don't put Tabasco sauce or whisky in mine…yuck."

John headed for the living room and spotted the empty bag of grub mix then crept to the bedroom next. He looked at his bed with the indent in the pillow and the porn magazine laying open to a spread of the cub of the month on his back with his legs splayed open.

"Someone has been reading porn in my bed and didn't appreciate it at all!"

Dean saw the sticky spots all over his bed and a well used issue of "Bears and Boys" plus the empty jar of beeswax, "Someone jerked off in my bed and used up all my lube!"

Cas pointed to the giant lump under the his puffy, rainbow comforter, "Someone is sleeping in my bed," he pulled back the bedding, "and my stuffed animals all sticky!"

Sam's eyes snapped open, there were three bears standing around the girly bed staring down at him. He rolled out of bed and scrambled for the door but didn't make it that far.

John grabbed him by hair and yanked him back, "Where do you think you're going human?" Sam was taller than him but the Grizzly was much scarier since Sam was sort of a big girl, "Hey sorry I'm leaving, I got lost after running away from home and I was tired and hungry."

Dean unrolled the reward poster given to him and held it up, "Holy crap it's you! Some jerk prince was handing these out at the Bear Pride Fair. I was wrong; you're even hotter in person."

Sam stood there frozen in place by the sheer beauty of the bear standing before him, he never considered letting a bear pop his cherry but all sorts of dangerous thoughts swam through his horny teenage mind. "You…you have a nice set of ears."

Dean gave him a cocky grin, "I do have pretty nice ears, wanna touch 'em pretty boy?" Sam reached out and ran his long fingers along the soft, blonde fur, "Oh they are soft…do you have a tail?"

Dean turned around and stuck out his butt shaking the blonde furry tail at Sam, "Yup, go on, take it all in." Sam got on his knees and grasped the tail in his hand stroking the length slowly. Dean let out a pleasant sounding rumbling, "Keep doing that and I'll have to change my pants in a minute."

Cas stood on his tiptoes and whispered, "Daddy is this what humans and bears do?" He lifted the front of his dress, "It makes my smoky link all stiff."

John wrapped a big paw around his cubs cock and squeezed it, "Lets hop in bed and I'll take care of that."

Just then tinny, cheap horns blared over the sound of horses tromping up to the house. It was Alastair A-hole, Prince Adams hunter who tracked Sam to the bear's cottage. He walked right in with two burly guards who grabbed the boy and put him in irons.

Alastair tossed John a bag of coins, "Your reward for keeping Sammylocks safe for Prince Dunderhead." Sam struggled all the way out the door, "Handsome bear please help me!"

Dean snarled as he barreled toward the guards, "Let go of the future mother of my cubs!" A tranquillizer dart hit Dean in the butt as he made a grab for his Sammylocks and the bear hit the floor like a ton of bricks.

…..

Cas was sitting on the floor between John and Dean making chuffing sounds of distress, he shook them both until first Dean, then John slowly opened their eyes. The cub cuddled next to his Daddy, "I was so worried, those bad humans made you both go to sleep with a nasty old dart."

Dean crawled to the window and pulled himself up, "My Sammy is gone, dad what should I do?"

John was sitting up now with Cas on his lap, "No human shoots a dart in our asses and gets away with it. If you want that smokin' hot pink piece of flesh then you will have him. Watch out Prince Dumbass, the Winchester bears are coming and we are far from sweet as honey!"

Cas got up and hurried to his bedroom closet, "Oh goody, I get to wear a new outfit for the rescue."

John gave his Banda a smile, "Good idea, how do you feel about being bait?"

Cas rolled his blue eyes toward the ceiling as he tapped his cheek with a finger, "Hmm…can I still were a new outfit?"

"Sure."

"Ok I'll be bait, whatever that is."

Dean protested, "No, I won't put you both in danger, I will save Sammylocks myself. You can do me a big favor though while I'm gone."

"What's that son?"

"Move my stuff into the spare bedroom and get me a bigger bed. When I get back I plan on banging that kid's sweet ass like drum." Dean rubbed his paws together and gave a dirty laugh, "But before that I'm going to smother his butthole in honey and eat him right up!"

John wiped away a tear, "Dean you are a true romantic just like your old man, it does a daddy bear proud." He cracked Dean on the ass and pointed to the door, "Go get your human boy and make all your dreams come true!"

….

The hood was pulled off Sam's head and he found himself in a luxurious bedchamber. Prince Adam was wearing a velvet maroon smoking jacket, ascot and no pants. He leaned against the fireplace holding a snifter of root beer, "Welcome to my boudoir darling Sammylocks."

Sam looked down at the Princes lacking bait and tackle, "Oh icky, you're at half mast."

Adam waggled his bits at the poor virgin, "Keep speaking to me in that disdainful tone and I will be at full mast in a minute."

Sam looked around for a bottle to hit him with but settled for a statue of Eros, "Back off, I'm spoken for I think."

Adam downed his root beer and approached his target, "You are spoken for by me, we will be married soon and I'll get to put all this up that tight butt of yours."

Sam waved the statue around, "Great, will you let me know when it's in there?"

Adam groaned, "It's so hot when you debase me."

Sam screamed as Adam…

TBC

A/N- I know, I'm evil.