Dean had to set out on foot to the kingdom of Dullard because his poor horse Impala got into a batch of mead they were fermenting and drank herself sick. Dean knew that feeling so he left his pretty lady to her hangover.

It was a lovely day, the birds were singing and the sun was shining through the tree branches lighting up the dark woodland path. If not for the butthole squirrels that seemed to have it in for Dean it would have been a very pleasant. They kept dropping acorns on his head and scolding him for disturbing their forest.

A blonde squirrel scampered up his back and sat on his shoulder, Dean put on the breaks and tried to brush the bright eyed cutie off, "Hey no hitchhikers."

The squirrel blinked his oversized blue eyes at Dean and if squirrels could smile he was pretty sure this one was at the moment. "Where are you going honey bear?"

"I'm off to save my human before Prince Adam deflowers him."

"My name is Alfie."

Dean tried to brush him off with a sweep of his paw but the squirrel only moved to another part of his body, "Good to know now bug off, I got important bear stuff to do."

"Oh goody can I help? We squirrels dislike the Dullards; Adam hunts in the forest and loves to shoot small animals. The squirrel looked around and then whispered in the bear's ear, "Sometimes he hunts naked and I'm not impressed with the size of his nuts."

Dean burst out laughing and gave the little guy a scratch behind the ears, "Hey you're pretty funny, ok you can join me in my quest."

…

It was almost nightfall and they were only half way to the castle so Dean decided to find shelter. When he caught the scent of fish frying his nose lead him to a camp full of huge Russian circus bears. One was hunkered down over a grill lined with fish.

Alfie let out a squeak and hid under Dean's shirt. One of the brutes straightened up as he sniffed the air, "I smell honey bear…come out little honey."

The leader was tall, broad and loaded with muscles. He had an impressive handlebar moustache and the hair on his head was shaved very close. He wore tight, torn jeans and a leather harness that complimented his pierced nipples very nicely. Dean knew this was a true Daddy bear even fiercer than John. The trouser snake coiled up in his pants looked so big it strained the denim almost to the point of ripping.

The bear's big brown eyes scanned the edge of the forest, his furry round ears twitched when Alfie let out a toot caused by terror. "I smell squirrel."

Dean whispered to Alfie, "Dude gross, what did you eat?"

"Old nuts…I'm scared Dean. I toot when I'm scared."

Dean bravely stepped out into the clearing and waved to them, "Hi, I caught a whiff of fish and my nose dragged me here."

The toot smeller waved Dean in with a hand full of vicious looking claws, "Come here little honey and share our dinner. My name is Bruno, my brothers and I came to perform for the festival."

One of them spoke to Bruno in a language Dean didn't understand, they all began laughing and Bruno patted a stump, "Sit and eat, tell us the story of why you're traveling with a strange yellow squirrel under your shirt."

Alfie poked his head out and shook a tiny fist at the bear that took dumps that were bigger than him, "I'm blonde not yellow you oaf!"

Bruno roared causing Alfie to leave a poop in Dean's shirt. Dean tore off his new flannel shirt and held it to examine the racing stripe the tree rat had left, "That's it, get the hell away from me Alfie, now I stink like squirrel nuggets."

He scampered up a tree where none of the bears could get him, "I tinkled as well."

All the bears laughed at Dean who didn't think it was funny at all. Bruno pointed to the edge of the clearing, "Beyond there is a creek, you can wash up there."

Alfie watched the big males with the lovely chest fur and they watched him as well wondering if the cute creature would make a good snack. All except for Ivan, he had other ideas.

Alfie tossed at acorn at Ivan hitting him in the forehead, "Stop staring at me."

Ivan gave the adorable blonde squirrel a toothy smile, "Tell me pretty creature do you have a master?"

Alfie dangled his little feet off the edge of the oak branch as he batted his lashes at the predator, "No, are you offering?"

Ivan grabbed his crotch as he leered at the prey, "Perhaps, if you know your way around a bag of nuts we might be a match."

…

After washing off the nuggets, toots and tinkles Dean sat naked by the fire drying himself off. He had a nice fat fish to eat and a bowl of mead to wash it down. Now sated, he shared the story of Sammylocks and their love at first sight. The other bears declared it all very romantic and Bruno offered to go with him.

Dean gratefully accepted the offer feeling the big, handsome man-bear would come in handy.

…..

Cas was prancing around the bed room, "Daddy its wonderful! Now that Dean has his very own room we can do whatever we like in here." He wore a silver babydoll nightie with marabou feathers around the bottom. It barely covered his dangly bits and every time the little cub moved John got a wonderful peep show. He lay against a pile of pillows watching his happy fiancée, "Bend over, I want to see that tight little ass of yours."

Cas was more than willing to oblige his owner, "I'm all bathed and pretty for you Daddy. I'm so excited for my first time ever. Will it hurt?"

John stretched out and patted his chest, "The first time it does. Come here and sit on my face awhile and I'll tongue that tiny hole of yours and get it loose so I don't split you in half."

Cas settled down on Johns face, "Ok now what?"

He felt a long, wet tongue wiggle its way inside of him, "Oh…oh!" The innocent cub thought he would faint dead away when a hand was added to his stiff panda dick. This went on for quiet sometime until Cas felt a spot worked inside that drove him wild, "Lick it Daddy…oh, oh, oh!"

He bounced and wiggled smacking Johns chin with his furry balls, one black and one white. They were pretty adorable. He sprayed John's chest with cub come then he passed out.

John patted his loves face, "Come on sweetheart, wake up and show me those baby blues. I don't want to dip into your honey pot when you aren't awake to enjoy it."

Cas slowly opened his blue eyes and smiled up at him, "Daddy that was wonderful, what was that marvelous thing you were licking in my butt?"

John spread him open and centered his massive bear cock, "I'll call it your treasure. Relax now princess, I'm going in."

The screech that came from the cottage roused a flock of wild turkeys a field away. Poor little Cas had to sit on a pillow for days after that that but John assured him it would get much better with practice.

….

Alfie sat on top of Bruno's head clinging to a dark brown, furry ear in each tiny paw. "I see it guys…the castle!"

Dean quickly scaled a tree and let out a loud whoop of joy, "I'm comin' for yah Sammylocks, keep your ass protected until I get there!"

Bruno climbed as well, "Is this Prince Adam a fine looking human? I need a mate to train as my bottom. He must enjoy leather, toys and discipline."

Dean dropped to his feet and headed down the path, with Bruno at his side, "I don't know, it's hard to explain him. If he stood next to an average guy then yes he is very handsome but if you compare him any reasonable looking dude then he's not."

"Sounds confusing, is he smart?"

Dean stopped to think on that and again gave a vague answer, "Smarter than a village idiot but dumber than my horse."

Bruno shrugged, "I'll consider him, I always wanted a nice piece of royal ass and I love human males."

Dean chuckled, "Damn straight, there is nothing like a nice sweet piece of pink meat to hump."

They high fived each other and spent the rest of the journey regaling each other with filthy stories of sex with delicious, tender young men.

…..

Sam had managed to lock himself in a bed chamber to escape Prince Adam. Adam sat outside the door trying to persuade him to open it. "Sam I want to give you all of my sweet lovin'…please open up."

Sam stood on the other side holding a mace, "Gross, the last thing I want is your sweet lovin', besides you have a small set of genitals. You are boring, only slightly above average in attractiveness; you are clumsy, foolish and pompous and have low self esteem."

There was silence and then came a moan and the sound of someone spanking the monkey. Sam pressed his ear to the door, "Hello…what's going on out there?"

"Sam, tie me up and give me a sound spanking because I am such a naughty prince." The door began to shake as it was humped almost off the hinges.

Poor Sammylocks dashed to the window to escape the loon but the drop would have killed him."Dean where are you…how will I get out of here? This guy is off his nut! If only I had super long hair then I could fashion a rope from it and …oh that is another fairytale."

It occurred to him how he could buy himself some time, "Adam if you leave me alone until our wedding day I will consent to be your bride and…" there was a gagging sound, "have relations with you."

Adam was busy kissing his spunk off the door pretending it was Sam's, "Really? Ok deal!"

Sam opened the door still holding the mace, "I'll bash your head in if you touch me before the wedding you inbred little weirdo."

Adam nodded, "Yes of course I won't touch you before then. I have a dress maker coming and a florist, my chef will prepare the banquet and we will have the grandest wedding ever."

Just then a servant went running past with a broom chasing a cute blonde squirrel. The Prince yelled, "Get my squirrel killing stuff!" then ran after the squirrel and the servant.

Sam went back to the window and watched as his future husband entered the courtyard running in circles until he tired himself out much like a dog chasing its own tail. It was rumored Adam was dropped on his head as a baby and now Sam had no doubt.

A pebble hit the window and Sam opened it to see who it was. It was Dean with a huge bear. They were hiding in the honeyberry bushes eating a snack, Dean waved up at his beauty, "Hi Sammylocks, I'm gonna save you."

"Well hurry up, that idiot is already planning our wedding."

Dean turned and wiggled his tail for Sam, "This is all yours baby. When I get you to the cottage we are gonna bang like rabbits!"

Bruno corrected him, "Bears…you will bang like bears or bear and human." He looked up at Sam and waved, "Hello pretty human, I am also here to save you and get myself a mate and not necessarily in that order."

Dean chuckled, "I told him about Prince Dullard."

His huge companion shrugged, "I'm not so much into looks or intelligence. I just need a boy to train and mate with."

Sam pointed to the passed out prince lying in a puddle, "He's all yours buddy."

Alfie appeared out of nowhere and scampered up the ivy onto the window ledge, "I'm Alfie." He balled up his tiny paws, "I'm here to save you Sammylocks!"

It wasn't the rescue party that Sam imagined but it was better than nothing.

TBC