Sam was leaning over the toilet puking up his breakfast of scrambled eggs from the flock of rainbow colored chickens the Mears kept. Dean was trying to be empathetic but he didn't get the whole pregnancy thing. That was for girl dudes and Dean was all male.

"Guess you're knocked up then, awesome."

Sam looked at him bleary eyed with bits of food stuck in his long hair, "No Dean, I think it was the eggs from that gay pride chicken flock of yours. You can't tell me that eggs from a bright green chicken can be edible."

Dean plucked something that looked like ABC toast from Sam's hair and ate it, "The eggs were fine it's our cubby making you barf."

"Oh…oh geez you just ate…" Sam emptied out the rest in a glorious rainbow of barf.

…

Cas was busy nursing Orsen and Ursa. The cubbies were sucking hard on his little nipples and the cub was complaining to John who was giving him a foot rub. "Ouch! Daddy can't I bottle feed them like squirrels do with their babies?"

John ran his tongue between his pandas little toes. "You know squirrels are terrible parents. Mears always breast feed, what in the world would all our friends think at Octobearfest if they saw the twins being fed with bottles? Goodness, we would be no better than those tree vermin!"

Dean folded his arms and shook his head, "That's pretty racial dad, I have a squirrel buddy you know. Miki is knocked up and Alfie is doing a great job taking care of her."

"I think you mean racist and it doesn't apply to animals or hybrids Dean. Let's see how long that little blonde doofus hangs around after those cubby-kits are born. He's just there for the bear boobies."

"Yeah, Miki has a nice big rack. A squirrel could spend the winter nestled in that cleavage of hers."

Cas looked down at his sore nipples, "Maybe Miki could feed these two."

John licked the bottom of his little foot, "Nonsense, by your next heat I bet you're going to be an old pro at this."

"I'm not getting preggers again!"

John winked at Dean and they both chuckled at his adorable distress.

Cas took offense, "I'm not dumb you know, there are things on the market that you can put on your thing but I can't think of what they are called."

Dean said, "Condoms."

"Noooo…it's like stretchy stuff and it comes in flavors and colors…um…oh and some have bumpies and ridges for my pleasure!"

"Yeah, condoms."

Cas rolled his big blue eyes toward the ceiling and tried very hard to think of the word, "Peenie hats! Yes, that's what they are." He looked quite proud of himself for being on the cutting edge of birth control technology.

Dean was going to tell him he was wrong but John whispered, "It makes him happy, just go with it."

Dean gave his step-mom two claws up, "Sure, peenie hats. You're a smart cub!"

Cas stuck out his chin and smiled, "I'm glad you see that."

….

Sam laid in a lawn chair slathered in sunscreen wearing a lime green Speedo thong, an engagement gift from John and Cas. He thought it was sort of inappropriate but he didn't want to upset his future in-laws.

Cas was standing over him gently poking the teeny, tiny baby bump with his claw, "So you got a cubbie in there."

"Yes, I wonder what it will look like."

"Very cute."

Cas squirted lotion on his hand and started massaging Sam's belly. Dean was walking in from processing honey and watched for a moment, "that's pretty creepy Cas, don't be rubbin' on my human. Sam's my squeeze not yours."

Cas wiped his hands on the front of Sam's Speedo bulge then rubbed it. Sam asked what he was doing and the cub replied, "I'm rubbing your bulge for good luck!"

Sam pissed off Dean when he replied with a dirty smile plastered on his face, "I'm feeling lucky already."

Cas shook his finger at Dean, "You should pay more attention to Sam. Growing cubbies is serious business."

"Hey I'm working my attractive tail off trying to get the honey processed for the festival!"

Sam lifted his Jackie O sunglasses and smiled at his husband to be, "Remember my parents are coming over for dinner."

Dean looked down at his sticky clothes and overly long claws, "Dang it, that's right! He hustled into the cottage to get all cleaned up.

…

Bobby and Jody rode up to the cottage with their horse drawn wagon. They looked around the lovely, well manicured lawn, gardens and orchards full of honey bees working hard. Jody said, "What a lovely place for Sam to live, I can't wait to meet these Mears. What do you think they look like?"

John scared the crap out of them when he appeared at Jodie's side of the wagon and offered a hand with long, wicked looking claws, "Let me help you down milady."

She looked into his merry brown eyes and was quite taken with the handsome Grizzly, "Oh thank you, such a gentleman."

He grasped her around the waist and lifted her like she weighed nothing and set Jody on the ground. "I am John Winchester."

Bobby grumbled, "I would have helped her."

John waved toward the door and Cas came out in a grass skirt and a coconut bra doing a sexy hula dance all the way over to Bobby. He placed a colorful lei around his neck and kissed him on both cheeks, "You just got laid." He started giggling and did a wiggle back into the cottage.

"See Mr. Singer, no need to be jealous. I have that gorgeous creature to sleep with every night, who wants a human female with I can have a cub?"

Bobby tipped back his ball cap and watched Cas' grass covered ass disappear through the door, "Well he is pretty cute, what's with the get up?"

"We are having roast pig for dinner, sort of a luau and he's dressing the part."

Sam hurried over to his parents hugging them tight, "I missed you both much, I have so many things to tell you."

Jody looked at the little bulge starting in his midsection, "I suppose you do." Bobby clapped his hand on his sons shoulder, "I don't mind if you're getting fat, that just means their feeding you real good."

Jody was going to explain the bump to her husband but decided to wait until he had a few drinks in him.

…..

Dean was watching John, Cas, Miki and Alfie entertaining his future in-laws, "Aw man, I think Alfie just tooted. Bobby wrinkled up his nose. That squirrel has digestive issues."

Sam wrapped his arms around Dean's waist and kissed the top of his head, "The poor little guy is nervous. You know he gets gassy. So are you ready to meet them?"

Dean looked back at his tall, girly boy, "No, I think I'm gonna toot from nerves."

Sam grasped Dean's tail and started stroking it up and down, "I know how to relax you."

Dean closed his eyes and sighed, "Oh Sam, you know that drives me wild when you get all perverted with my furry bits."

"That's cause you got the sexiest tail ever. Its sooo furry and thick," he murmured in Dean's ear, "Want me to put my mouth on you?"

"Yeah, can you put on the lipstick I got you first?"

Sam pulled a tube of cherry lipstick out of his pocket and applied it then shoved Dean on the bed and nestled his face between his Mears legs, "Look at all these pretty curls," Sam took a whiff of his fiancées musky crotch, "Mmm, now that is manly."

Dean was so hard it almost poked Sam's eye out, "Sorry baby, he wants to go spelunking pretty bad in that mangina of yours…hey why don't we try out your new fairytale vagina?"

Sam felt around under the mini sailor skirt Cas made for him and touched the newly formed slit, "No, it's kind of small."

Dean smacked him his the face with his cock, "I'm willing to risk it."

They heard a frantic series of chatters and squeaks then Alfie appeared and began bouncing around the room, "I saw it, ewww! Sam what is that under your nuts!?"

Sam snatched him out the air in mid jump, "what were you doing peeking up my skirt you furry peeper?"

His oversized eyes looked as if they would pop out of his cute little head, "I…I was looking to see if you had panties on. I tried those shoe mirrors but I don't wear shoes!"

He dropped a pile of nuggets on the bed and Dean got off it, "Gross, just forget it Sam, I've totally got a windsock here." Dean stuffed his quickly softening dick in his pants and they all went to have roast pig.

…..

Bobby was loading his plate with more pork and potato salad, "This is a fine spread you put on John. This pork melts in my mouth; you have to give me the recipe."

Dean began snickering, "I can give it to you."

John growled, "Dean shut up."

Of course that did nothing to stop him. "There is a neighboring village of wimpy fairytale characters and…."

"Dean!"

Dean yelled, "What, it was the one in the straw house, the pig had it coming!"

Cas frowned at the pile of roast pork on his plate, "I knew that guy….oh well, sucks to be him."

And the luau was a great success.

…..

Before Miki and Alfie left, Miki showed off her pregnant belly. She was a huge Kodiak bear and really it was hard to tell if she gained a few ounces or she had a belly filled with cubbie kits. Everyone made a big deal out of it anyway telling her how she was showing and how cute the babies would be.

Alfie strutted around on her shoulders with his chest puffed out bragging about how he blew his nuts and filled her full of squirrel seeds.

When Dean started snickering Sam elbowed his mate and whispered, "Stop, he's proud of his accomplishment and honestly so am I. Poor Alfie must need a miners helmet before he goes spelunking in that musky bait box."

The squirrel and bear waved goodbye and headed back to their happy home.

…

Alastair sat at the feet of the circus bear Sophia the Marsican brown bear as she groomed his hair with her long claws. He wore a collar like a good human and the jackass was now a Mear slave.

He figured it was a good gig, Alastair got all the sex he wanted and for a Mear, Sophia was very attractive. Plus Alastair wasn't exactly considered a good catch by female human standards and now he had a mate of his very own. Alastair also didn't mind being bossed around by a hirsute lady such as Sophia. There was a bit of a language barrier but they were learning.

On Sophia's end of it she actually found Alastair less repulsive every day and began to care a bit for him. It started as having a slave to pick ticks out of her fur and pick up her monthly allotment of Frontline Plus and generally do everything she asked. Now she liked his company and actually the sex was pretty good, she got laid on a regular basis and he was very orally inclined which the male Mears weren't always so eager to do.

It was a strange match but it worked out well, they traveled in the circus caravan and Alastair sewed her costumes for her belly dancing routine and fortune telling. They had one cubbie named Al Junior and lived happily ever after which was more than Alastair deserved.

…

King Crowley and Queen Abby waited for their son to enter the court with his fiancée. There was a buzz through the crowd with rumors flying of the Prince taking a Mear as a lover.

The tinny, cheap horns sounded and the huge plywood doors opened, Adam entered wearing a collar with a leash attached. Bruno was next to him holding the end of the leash and the pair walked up to the King and Queen. Bruno bowed with a flourish, "I am Bruno, the owner of your son Prince Adam or as I call him, "Princess".

Adam gave his creepy parents a big smile, "He also calls me bitch, snowballs, rosebud, bubble butt, and pinky starfish."

Crowley raised an eyebrow, "Welcome to the family Bruno. We thought he would never find a husband. Adam is a sort of special Prince, I think it was from all the times my hellion of a wife accidently dropped the idiot when he was a baby."

Abby gave her husband a wicked grin, who said they were accidents…now Adam, he was the accident."

Bruno whispered to his Princess, "Your parents are awful."

Adam nodded sadly, "They are horrible people."

Two months later Crowley and Abbadon died in an unexpected wild animal attack in their bed chamber. The people rejoiced at the crowning of their new King Adam and even accepted Bruno the Mear as the Royal Consort. Anything was better than what they had.

TBC

A/N- Next chapter will be Sam/Dean heavy. I had to give Alastair a happy ending even if he is a jerk.

The Marsican Brown Bear, also known as the Apennine brown bear, is a highly threatened, unrecognized subspecies of the Brown bear, with a range restricted to the Abruzzo National Park, and possibly the Montagne del Morrone in Italy. The population of the bear is estimated at between 30 and 40. The male Marsican bears can weigh up to 440 lb, with an upright height of 6 ft 3 in to 6 ft 7 in., while females are roughly 25% smaller. They are among the largest carnivores in Italy.