Stage Fighting

Beck had gone to get me coffee, and I was sitting in the Asphalt Café eating lunch. Some guys had poured ice down that Emily chick's back, and now she looked mad. She grabbed her cup of water, and threw it. Shit! That's going to land on me! I threw my hands in front of my face, in order to protect my black eye makeup. Yeah, I know it wasn't a good thing to fake it, but this was putting my back on top. I had dumped coffee on Tori, she kissed Beck(AN: Each chapter is unrelated). We were even. But everybody knows Jade West doesn't play to get even; she plays to get on top. So now, Tori gets 2 weeks of detention, has to scrape food remains off a stage, and she loses her standing of the perfect girl who never hurts anyone.

I bounced back to reality and felt the water splash in my hair and down my shirt. Emily looked at me and gasped.

"I'm so sorry Jade! Please don't destroy me socially!" She pleaded. Don't count on it. I muttered a whatever, and pulled out my compact mirror to inspect my eye. It still looked real. Good.

"Jade! JAADEE!" I heard Andre call.

"What?" I snapped.

"I looked all over for you! So you know that play I wrote? I think you'd be the perfect lead!"

"Why would you look all over for me when we have Sikowitz's together next period!"

He looked deep in thought and said, "Good question. How's your eye?"

"It hurts really bad. I can't believe Tori would hit me. I was trying to be friends with her, but no. She has to whack me with a cane," I said, faking sadness.

"Aw, it's okay snow white. I can't believe Tori did it either; it doesn't seem like her. But she did, and I guess what's done is done," He said, shrugging as he walked off.

"One large black coffee, two sugars for malady with the boo-boo eye," Beck smiled. I grabbed the coffee and started sipping. I saw Tori approach us.

"Jade! I got 2 weeks of detention for something I didn't do! You know I didn't hit you!" Tori screamed, getting awfully close to me for my taste.

"Tori," I fake whimpered. "Please don't hit me again," I was considering fake crying, but my makeup would smear, and Jade West doesn't cry.

"I never hit you!" Tori shrieked, balling her fists.

"Tori! Get away from Jade! You already hurt her enough!" Beck screamed at Tori, and took me in for a hug. I saw Tori look at my face through Becks arm. No one was looking so I stuck my tongue out at her. Not very mature, but it had the effect I wanted. Tori stomping away and Beck kissing me softly. When we pulled away I smirked and he touched my eye lightly.

"Hey Jade?"

"Yeah?"

"You know I just yelled at Tori for no reason right?"

"What? She hit me!" I faked innocence.

"Well, next time make sure your makeup doesn't smear," he smirked holding up his hand which had purple makeup on it.

"Shit." I muttered.

"It's okay, babe, it'll be our little secret." He smiled. I kissed him hard. He was the best boyfriend ever.

The End! Okay, so I know Jade seemed out of character, but she was acting like a hurt girl with a black eye! So don't be mad! Next chapter is Jade dumps Beck, and since it kind of ends the way Jade wants it too, I'm thinking of doing what happens after Tori leaves…so you know what that means…LOTS OF BADEMANCE…anja(; haaha. Oh, and as I mentioned, each chapter is its own story. They are completely unrelated to eachother.

BlondeMascaraPrincess- two things. Well! I enjoy writing this story so I'm gonna try to update every day. Also, is your pen name like blonde mascara, or you have blonde hair, and you wear mascara….randdom thought ;P

Hazel Martinez- Ha, thankss. Smug. I like that word. Smugness. Smugilicious. Smugger. HA. SMUGSMUGSMUG. That just made my day. :D

DariousWOW- Ha. It's called victorious because of the Tori. But maybe, this can be called Vicjadeious. That is Spanish looking. Like Alejandro. Kinda. What's up with me and random comments today? My dad thinks I'm high. -.-

Beck and Jade- Creepy much? :D please don't hunt me down!

And always, R&R. Reveiws make me happy and get quicker updates.

~Sarah(: