King Adam was holding court while sitting on Bruno's lap as the bear sat on the throne. Adam was actually impaled on his new husband's big cock by his own choice finding it the most wonderful place to be.

Half the people there found it shocking Adam married outside of his species and the other half were amazed Adam found a mate, male, female or otherwise. They wondered why the fully clothed young king was letting out little whimpers as the Royal Consort occasionally bounced Adam on his lap.

Bruno ran his tongue around the shell of his wife's ear causing Adam to shudder, "Make your announcement my pretty, pregnant pet."

Adam held up his hands and the court settled down. "I would like to announce that the ban on interspecies sex and marriage is lifted. My parents were wrong to impose such a thing on the humans and creatures of Dullard. No longer will unions have to be done in secret."

A stout man with a bushy silver mustache stepped forward and bowed his head, Adam gave permission for him to speak freely, "My King, your parents were killed in a freak wild animal attack and now your former fiancée Sammylocks is marrying a Mear. You are married and pregnant by that creature on the throne, have you no shame?"

Adam clapped his hands, "Sam is getting married? Marvelous, Bruno we must attend and bring a gift and I know just what to give him. As for your question of my shame, I have none. Guards, put this ass in the dungeon until he sees the light."

…..

Dean tromped around the cottage slamming drawers and growling at everything and everyone in his path. After he yelled at Cas who was nursing the fast growing cubbies and caused all three to cry John had enough. He lifted Dean up and slammed him against the wall, "You made your siblings cry not to mention my little sweetheart. What is your problem?"

Dean pointed to his pregnant fiancée, "He is my problem. Sam won't let me poke him in any of his three holes until our wedding night. I can't even get a hand job." Dean wailed, "I think my balls will explode!"

Sam waddled by, now looking more pregnant by the minute. He slurped the last of the melted Ben & Beary's Cherry Nuts ice cream down and wiped his mouth. For good measure Sam let out a loud belch just to irritate Dean, "I want it to be special Dean. A month without sex won't kill you."

It didn't help at all that Sam was walking around with his pretty, pink nipples stiff and proud and Dean couldn't ravage them. To add to the poor bear's frustration Sam was also wearing leopard print hot pants riding under his gut.

Cas forgot his crying when Sam bent over to tie his glitter high top. The cub poked a butt cheek hanging out the bottom and giggled, "Sam your rump is showing. Dean you are so lucky your honey has a lovely pink bottom. Firm, round, tight and now he even has a pussy cat!"

John let out a deep chuckle and patted his little panda on the head, "Honey, he has a pussy not a pussy cat."

Cas patted his step-son on the hand to comfort him, "Dean maybe you could get a pussy cat to play with for a month."

Dean roared his displeasure and stomped off to the forest to polish his pole in private.

…..

Alfie needed a break from parenthood and the cubby-kits crying. Miki was having a bout of postpartum depression over the pound she retained from the pregnancy. It was hard going from a carefree, bisexual squirrel to a faithful family man but he adored his giantess.

The cubby-kit triplets were named Alfonse Junior, Kirima and Meriwa. They were born the same size as their father, promising to grow much bigger than him but a fraction the size of their Kodiak mother.

Alfonse had blonde hair, a squirrel's tail and big eyes like his father but a bear type body. The two girls Kirima and Meriwa had sleek squirrel bodies with the silky dark hair of their mother and wicked little bear claws; they also had Miki's big, brown eyes. All in all the triplets were good looking children despite the odd combination.

This day Alfie escaped to the woods for a few hours searching for nuts and he found some big ones. Two to be exact, both dangling between the legs of Dean the Honey Bear.

"Oh boy, look at Dean going to town on his wiener! You are a bad squirrel friend for watching such a private moment. But I can't stop watching…this is exciting. I wish I had a camera, *mental giggle* Alfie, you naughty creature!"

Dean lay on the soft bed of moss with his legs spread wide as he happily jerked his cock, "Ooooh Sammy…oh baby ride it real good for Daddy Dean…my mountain mama. Damn baby swing that head of long, beautiful hair and then let me lick it…mmm…oh…oh…oh! Yeaaaaaah…nice." Deans big green eyes slowly opened and focused on Alfie dangling above him, "Damn it you tree rat! How long have you been watching me?"

Alfie flipped back up on the branch right as Dean took a swipe at him. "Long enough to see you just missed your eye with that load. What are you doing out here in the forest abusing yourself when you could have pretty Sammy do it?"

Dean's pleasurable moment was now soured, "Because I can't have any dick, pussy or butthole for a whole month until our wedding night."

The squirrel with the blonde pompadour shook his tiny finger at Dean, "You should be more romantic, refer to Sam's tender parts as flowers like I do for Miki. His butthole can be a rosebud and his pussy can be called an "O'Keeffe"."

Dean scratched his head, now very confused, "Uh, what the hell is an "O'Keeffe?"

Alfie looked at Dean as if he were an idiot, "Vagina flowers."

The pair went to the library located in the wise section of the forest; of course Dean had never been there. They entered and were greeted by a hoot owl named Garth; he was an odd looking creature but very friendly. Alfie told Garth about the book they wanted and the owl flew off to find it.

Dean sat at the library table watching the other creatures studying, reading and conversing quietly of important things. He didn't usually associate with such a crowd but he wasn't especially fond of hawks, crows, coyotes or badgers finding them all cocky assholes.

Garth whisper yelled, "Look out below," and dropped a book on the table. Dean flipped through the pages of paintings from this O'Keeffe human and did see vaginas everywhere. It was a real turn on; he checked the book out to look at during those lonely nights until the wedding.

…..

Sam was frustrated for a very different reason; he hated his wedding dress and didn't know how to break the news to Cas. The thought of those big blue eyes welling up with tears was just too much to take so Sam came up with a better idea.

The cub, now dressed in a ruffled, calico pinafore and nothing else, was busy working away on the finishing touches to the puffy monstrosity that was Sam's wedding dress. "Sam you will be the biggest, most beautiful bride in the world."

"Yeah, about that, I want to wear it on my wedding night instead. Dean said it was so sexy that he wouldn't be able to keep his paws off me at the wedding. Would you be offended if I saved it and used this stunning garment as an enticement in the boudoir?"

Cas got tears in his eyes anyway, "You…you think it's that beautiful? Oh of course Sam we can think of something else for you to wear."

Sam handed him a sketch, "Great, I have it all planned out."

…

Dean stood there with his arms folded watching Millicent Peabody the wedding planner dance around the garden as she talked human gibberish to Sam about bells, bows, goodie bags, bubbles, the food which sounded way too fancy and a naked ice sculpture of the couple.

Once she mentioned hoity toity music Dean put his foot down, "Ok that's it, I am not some fancy pants bear you know. My kin are down to earth and my friends a little rowdy, Sammy this isn't going to fly with me."

Relief washed over Sam's face, "Oh thank goodness, mom hired this woman and I can't stand any of her ideas. Lady you can go now, tell my mother that we are planning our own wedding."

Millicent stuck her nose in the air and sniffed, "Well I wouldn't expect good taste from either of you. I can't believe King Adam allows these types of unions in the first place." She gathered her things and left saying she had plenty of humans that wanted her services.

Dean told Millicent not to let the gate hit her ass on the way out.

Sam was stunned over the news, "Dean, can you believe it? Adam is on board with woodland creatures and humans marrying."

Dean bumped his crotch against his lovers. "Bruno must really be putting a smile on that pasty little creep's face these days. You know what they say Sam, once you go bear no one else can compare!"

Sam shuddered as he felt the erection rub against his own, "Oh really, that's what they say Dean?"

"Come on Sammy, let me get in there and stir the pot for awhile."

"No Dean, just a week more. We can do it."

Dean stomped around in a circle and then headed for the cottage. Sam knew he was going to read his flower book again and didn't understand why in the world it was so interesting. Sam looked through it and found the whole thing boring.

….

Dean was stretched out on the feather bed stroking himself to a picture from the book. It was overdue but he figured he would end up having to buy it anyway since the pages were all sticky.

Sam barged in to find out what he was up to and caught Dean once again staring at the pictures. He snatched it off the bed and found it open to a painting of a white lily with "Sammy's snatch" written under it. "What does this mean?!"

Dean was a little embarrassed over his flower fetish, "Alfie turned me on to these awesome paintings. Turn to page fifteen."

Sam flipped to the page and saw a picture of a tight little rose bud with "Sammy's Butthole" written underneath it. "This is weird Dean, even for you." He watched Dean's furry ears twitching with apprehension not knowing if he was in trouble with Sam or not. Sam set the book back down and gave his mate a reassuring smile, "I get it now. I'm not mad just flattered."

Dean blew out the breath he was holding, "Oh good, I thought you were totally pissed off at me. Doing this is better than cheating right?"

"Don't ruin the moment Dean."

"Sorry Sammy."

…..

John clapped his hands to the lively music as the Country Bear Jamboree played for them. Dean was sold on the wedding band but Sam was skeptical, "Come on Sammy, these guys are great!"

Dean had already bent over backwards on everything else Sam wanted so he agreed to hire them for the reception. He cupped Dean's chin and ran a large thumb over his pretty bear's lips and smiled, "Sure baby, you can have your strange music."

Dean grinned up at his big, beautiful human, "Thanks babe, you are too good to me."

…

The day of the wedding arrived and their lavish garden were full of all sorts of creatures but mostly bears, On the human side there was Bobby, Jody and Sam's creepy uncle Lucifer. Sam called him Uncle Bad Touch and no one was sure how he got invited.

In the cottage Cas was fussing with Sam's locks getting the waves just so. He placed a wreath of thin willow, moss and tiny pinecones on the bride's head then stood back to check out his handiwork, "Sam you look like an angel."

Sam dimpled up, "Thanks Cas, you are the best. I'd like to think we have become great friends through all this."

The little panda clutched his hands over his heart, "Oh Sam that means so much to me. I don't have many friends." Sam gave the cub a hug, "Well now you have me."

…..

Dean fidgeted under the wooden arch covered in woodland materials to match the ones in Sam's hair. He was wearing just his birthday suit for the ceremony since that was how bears rolled when it came to formal occasions. No one seemed to mind at all that Dean's dangly bits were on display.

Cas was the Best Cub and was also nude. Again, no one seemed to mind at all. The cub placed little tea roses in their pubic hair for decoration. Dean said it was weird but then he caved in when Cas gave him the baby blues.

When Sam stepped out on his father's arm a gasp went through the crowd, he was a vision in flannel. Sam had a long maternity gown made for the wedding in a lovely green and black plaid. The dress had a plunging neckline and the train was made of denim.

Bobby wiped his eyes with his free hand as he handed Sam over to Dean at the archway then went to sit with Jody.

Officiating was Crowley the Skunk Bear, he was thankfully wearing a long, black robe for the wedding because no one wanted to see him naked. He told everyone to shut it then looked over at the County Bear Jamboree and growled at them to stop playing their hideous version of Ode to Joy.

Crowley raised his paws in the air and began, "Animals, humans and whatever falls in between, we are gathered here today in the sight of whatever you believe in to join this tasty human and Mear as permanent mates. It seems I'm just supposed to stand here and look pretty while they exchange vows they have written for one another."

Dean began first, "Sam the minute I laid eyes on your "Wanted" poster I was in lust. It wasn't until I actually saw you in the flesh that I knew I was in love. I was a slutty player banging everything in the forest…."

Giggles went through the crowd as Dean had screwed many in attendance. He shot them all an angry look and continued, "but you tamed me and now I'm head over heels in love, an ever faithful Mear and the proud father-to-be of our hybrid cubby. Sammy, you make the sun shine brighter, my heart beat faster and my nether region happy. You are the sexiest, sweetest, best human in the world and I am glad I'll spend the rest of my life with you."

Sam had tears streaming down his face; it was now streaked with mascara because Cas forgot to buy waterproof. "Dean, the day I escaped the perverted clutches of Prince Dullard and stumbled upon your cottage little did I know that my life would change forever. Once I laid eyes on you I was smitten. I gave you my virginity and my heart and haven't regretted a moment of being with you. Now I'm preggers and so happy that I have such a handsome fella as the baby daddy. You are smokin' hot, funny, a great lover, although I have no one to compare you to…"

Dean stopped him there, "Trust me, I'm the best."

Sam continued, "Well anyway here is to a lifetime of cubbies and happiness because we both deserve it baby, I love you!"

Crowley rolled his eyes and raised his hands in the air, "If there is anyone that thinks these two should not wed say something now or keep your trap shut about it forever after."

No one said a word and Crowley pronounced them Mear and Wife. Dean dipped his pregnant giantess and laid a big, wet tongue kiss on Sammylocks. Everyone stood and cheered for the happy couple.

…

At the reception King Adam and Bruno showed up but not before the rich sound of trumpets announced the VIP and his consort arriving. Bruno had insisted on an upgrade from the tinny sounding garbage Adam's parents used to have. Dean was busy trying to molest Sam right out of his plaid wedding dressing before the toast when they arrived.

Sam pushed Dean off him and stood up spotting Adam and his husband moving toward them plus two men behind then carrying a large, wrapped gift. Dean and John began to growl and Cas tried his very best to be menacing but it was Cas so he ended up being adorable as he worked his little black claws in the air. "Grrr, back off because my Daddy is mad!"

John roared, "You have some nerve showing up here you little twit!"

Bruno roared right back and the two big bears squared off. Before chaos broke out Sam yelled, "Stop!" Everyone froze while the big, round bride waddled over holding his belly, "Get lost Adam, I'm a married boy now and you can't have me."

Adam hugged up closer to his husband for protection, "You have me all wrong Sammylocks. I brought a gift for your husband as a peace offering. Bruno has trained me to be a good wife and a good king; I'm changed!"

Bruno scooped Adam up and held him, "Yes, he still enjoys pain and humiliation but to a lesser degree. I counter that with love and tenderness afterward. I'm pleased to say my human bitch is also pregnant as all pretty males should be. Dean you know what I mean."

They winked at each other and both started to laugh, Dean gave him a high five, "Preachin' to the choir here brother. Human boy bitches should be barefoot and pregnant." Sam would have something to say about that later.

The huge gift was presented and when it was unwrapped Dean was tickled to see it was the giant painting of Sam as The Birth of Venus. "Oh wow, thanks! Sammy you look great, all nude and hair flowing. How did you find a shell that big?"

Sam flicked the back of his new husbands ear, "It's a painting not a photo!"

Dean was now stooped over trying to see under the hair covering the fun parts, "Whatever it is you are super yummy."

…..

At the reception the honey wine and strawberry ripple flowed along with cold beer and loads of food enough to feed the forest. Dean was three sheets to the wind and having his first dance with Sam as a married couple. After Dean ground his erection against Sam and then did a jig with his cock bobbing joyfully, John made him put on a pair of pants because even he had his limits. Everyone was disappointed.

Sam had a dance with Alfie, actually he just swayed with the drunken squirrel on his shoulder. After that Cas had a go and if Sam wouldn't have been pregnant he would have let Cas sit on his shoulder as well.

Sam even gave a dance to the King as creepy as he still found Adam. Bruno and Dean stood on the sidelines eating smoked salmon and drinking beer. Dean nudged the bigger bear. "So is he any good in the sack?"

Bruno gave a toothy smile, "Oh yes, he was a virgin which I found delightful and once I had his lily white ass busted in and branded, Adam was a very fast learner and eager student. He is very flexible as well. What about Sammylocks?"

Dean puffed out his chest proudly, "It takes a real male to pleasure that big boy but I'm more than up for it. He's put me off for a month though so once we go on our honeymoon that kid won't walk straight for a week."

Bruno purred in Dean's ear, "Mmm…where are you going for this honeymoon?"

"Just our bedroom, cubbies are expensive and we are saving up to build us a little cottage of our own on the property here so I'm near our bee biz. That's ok; anywhere is a honeymoon as long as Sammy is at my side."

…..

During the cake cutting Dean smashed Sam in the face with a big chunk of chocolate raspberry layer cake with white butter cream frosting. Everyone started laughing as Dean bathed his wife with a long, wide tongue. Sam thought it was so funny that he did the same to Dean. That got even more laughs.

Pretty soon the pair was covered in cake licking and groping each other and not for laughs. John announced the couple was heading off for their honeymoon then handed Dean an envelope, "Congratulations both of you."

Sam and Dean looked at each other and then to the envelope, Dean opened it up and it was reservations for two at the Two Doves Inn. Now they could have the romantic Honeymoon Sam always wanted and Dean could finally get some O'Keeffe.

TBC

A/N- The Skunk Bear is another name for a Wolverine. They have glands that emit a musk but it contains none of the compounds as the musk sprayed by a skunk.