Robarazzi

(A/N: I'm sorry, but my lack of creativity has made this a bad chapter. This takes place when they are in the Beck's car and Jade talks about the tuna fish thing.)

"Jadey, c'mon, we haven't done it in like 3 weeks!"

"Beck, I'm not in the mood," I whined. Today had been bad. All because of Tori, Robbie started a Robarazzi thing, and I was pissed off. I love Beck, but for me, we have to do it when both of us are in the mood or else it's not special.

"It's a beautiful night, and we're all alone in the car," He begged. I rolled my eyes.

"No."

"C'mon! Let's just go. It'll be fun," he smiled.

"No." I whined.

"Why not?" He said.

"Because I didn't shower and I had tuna fish for lunch," I said, and it was the truth. I turned to the backseat. There was a 9th grade Robarazzi kid in the backseat, "There's a dude in the backseat!" I shrieked. Beck turned around.

"What the- hey man! What are you doing?" Beck yelled.

"Get OUT!" I screamed.

"This is my car! Are you out of your mind?" Beck shouted.

"What's Robbie doing? Yeah you better run! I'm going to kill you!" I screamed as the kid ran off.

"Can you believe him?" I yelled to Beck.

"I just don't get it," Beck said, running his hand through his hair.

"Don't get what? It's all Tori's fault!"

"Babe, we both know this isn't Tori's fault," Beck said, trying to calm me down.

"Yes it is. They were about to kick Robbie off the slap and then she went ahead and gave him ideas to film about our lives. Now that's going up online, probably by tonight. That kid was headed towards Robbie's house, and we're going to be embarrassed!" I shrieked.

Beck sighed and sat back in his seat. He rubbed his forehead, and after a few seconds he spoke. "Okay, there's not much we can do about it now. On the bright side, the whole segment on us splitting up isn't true," he said, giving a small smile.

I sighed. He was right. At least now flirty cheerleaders would know Beck was mine. But now everyone would think I'm a slut.

"Ok. Let's go back to your RV and see if it's up," I sighed, and we drove off from the drive-in movie we were seeing.

10 minutes later…

I practically ran through the door of the RV and grabbed Beck's laptop before doing a very not graceful ninja roll on his bed. He sat down beside me and I logged on the slap. I never thought I would do this, but I clicked on Robbie's blog and looked through all the Robarazzi posts. On the top there was a new one.

New! Is Beck or Jade the dirty one in this relationship? (A/N: I thought that was clever of me (;)

Beck tensed up beside me and I smirked.

"Now it's a big deal right?" I mocked and he rolled his eyes. I clicked on the link. Robbie appeared in a room with the 9th grader.

"You got what?" Robbie asked.

"I got Beck and Jade in the front of Beck's car begging for sex then Jade is dirty and, you've got to see this!" the brat said.

Sure enough, there was me and Beck in his car.

"C'mon. Let's just go," I saw Beck smile and turn to his right.

"No," I heard my own voice say, and then the camera turned to me.

"Why not?" Beck asked.

"Because I didn't shower this morning and I had tuna fish for lunch…THERES A DUDE IN THE BACKSEAT!" I had shrieked.

Then it showed me and Beck on our rampage getting the kid out. I sighed and shut the computer.

"This is Vega's fault." I gritted through my teeth.

"Jade, no," He said as I whipped out my phone. I dialed Tori's number.

"Who are you and why is your number blocked?" I heard Tori call through the phone.

"You idiot it's Jade and there are probably numerous reasons why my number's blocked." I seethed.

"Jade?" She asked through the phone.

"Yes Vega. Listen. Me and Beck found a dude in our back seat and now what we were talking about is on Robarazzi. Why Tori did you do this?" I yelled.

"Wait, wait! Jade, I didn't-"she started. I cut her off

"Yes you did!"

"Why are you screaming at me?" Tori asked.

"Because it's your fault Robbie put us on his blog!" I yelled.

"How is it my fault that Robbie-"

I groaned and cut her off again, "Just watch it!"

"Jade!"

"Are you going to watch it?" I said in a warning tone.

"Yes! I'll go watch it!" She yelled.

"Now?" I asked.

"Right now." She said, hanging up.

I rolled over and looked at Beck.

"And how did that solve anything?" He asked.

"I got to blame Tori for something and make her jealous when she sees you asking me for sex," I said, and gave him a light kiss. "Now…" I said, pulling away and grabbing my phone again. "I threaten Robbie." I muttered.

"Jade, I don't know if this is the best idea," Beck said quickly. I ignored him.

"Hello? Who is this?" I heard Robbie ask.

"This is going to be your worst nightmare if you don't listen to me. This is what you do Robbie, got it?" I said, using my scary man voice.

"Y-Yes," he whimpered.

"You take the video of Beck and Jade off of the slap, and make another pimple bit on Tori. You can even do one on Andre or Cat, or I heard Angela Grey is pregnant so do I bit on that, but take everything related to Beck and Jade off, or I will sneak in your house in the middle of the night and-" Beck slapped my thigh. "Just do it. You have 10 minutes." I gritted and hung up.

"Jade, what have I told you about threatening people?" Beck asked lightly.

"It's mean and can ruin my chances at making new friends," I muttered.

"Good girl. Now, we have 10 minutes before we check if Robbie removed it, so how about we take that shower you didn't have this morning?" HE grinned.

"Okay. You're officially the dirty one in this relationship," I teased as I walked to the bathroom.

He followed.

10 minutes later…

I wrapped a towel around me and threw one at Beck. I walked over to his laptop and went to Robbie's page. The new bit was gone, and all of the old ones including us were too. I sighed in relief as I looked at the new top headline.

NEW! Angela Grey, gained weight or pregnant?

Ok guys, I know this was very uncreative and bad, so don't leave any bad reviews, because I am aware of it already. The next chapter is survival of the hottest, and I have a good idea for that, but ideas are appreciated anyway, thanks. R&R.

~Sarah (: