Once upon a bad date, Gumball walked down the halls of Elmore Juinor High peacefully. He waved to the few students that passed by as he walked to his next class. The day felt great and he thought nothing would ruin this in any way whatsoever. He thought that it would be completely, one-hundered percent, by the gootch, impossible, to ruin this day.

As he walked to his class, he noticed a very beautiful and pretty girl standing by her locker. Her name was Penny, and she was Gumball's girlfriend. Her feet were on the ground and one was extend out further than the other, and she had a seducive smile on her face. She turned her head and looked at Gumball with fluttering eyes.

Gumball walked up to Penny and leaned on another locker and said, "Hey, Penny. What cha' doing?"

"Oh, not much, I'm kinda bored right now... If only someone could help me with my boredom," sahe moaned as she leaned on Gumball's shoulder. He nuzzled on her forehead.

"Well, what do ya wanna do?" asked Gumball.

"Oh... something like..." She floated and moved her mouth next to Gumball's ear.

"Making love..."

Gumball's ears perked up.

"...Y-you serious?"

Penny gracefully kissed Gumball's lips. Gently sliding her tongue across them. She pulled back and said with a smile, "I am very serious..."

"O-Okay then," choked Gumball. "W-where at?"

"The park. I know a special place just for us."

"A-alright then!" Gumball couldn't believe what Penny was actually sayian.

"I'll see you later, I got a class," said Penny as she floated down the halls. Gumball stood motionless with a giant smile plastered on his face. He skipped down the halls, knowing well what was going to happen after school ended.

'I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna do it!'

OXOXO

Gumball hummed to himself as he ate his lunch with his two siblings. Both eyed him wondering what he was so excited about.

"Something up, Gumball?" asked Anais.

"Oh ho ho, nothing at all." Gumball let out a small giggle. "Just big boy stuff."

"What big boy stuff?"

"Anais, this kind of thing is way past your understanding." Gumball bit into an apple.

"Would I understand?" asked Darwin, scooting closer to Gumball.

"Depends. What's the most mature thing you have done today?"

"Well... earlier today, P-..."

"..."

"I went to the bathroom?"

"Hold on a second." Gumball moved his face closer to Darwin's. He looked at him in the eye and tried starring into his sour, but couldn't.

"Did Penny tell you something?"

"...Uh, no, not really."

"Oh, okay!" Gumball continued eating.

"She more like, asked me something."

Gumball dropped his apple. Not looking at Darwin but still speaking to him, saying, "W-What did she ask you?"

"Uh... she asked me... Code Thirty-Four..."

...

"CODE THIRTY-FOUR?!" screamed Gumball. "SHE ASKED YOU THAT?!"

"Wait, what the heck is 'Code Thirty-Four'?" asked Anais, tilting her head.

"I don't know why she asked me, dude!"

"W-what did you tell her?!"

"...That's the thing..." Darwin rubbed his back. "She said if I didn't go to the park... she would do Code Nine."

"W-what?" Gumball was shocked.

"Now what the heck is 'Code Nine'?" asked an angered Anais, not being told anything.

"It means, Penny is gonna kill herself if me and her don't commence Thirty-Four."

"B-But she asked me to do Thirty-Four with her! Like, before lunch!"

"We gotta go ask her about it! Right now!" Gumball and Darwin left the table to go look for Penny. Anais sat alone lookind down at her food, thinking to herself.

'Thity-Four?'

Gumball and Darwin ran down the halls quickly. They tried cutting a corner but slammed into Tobias, knocking him, themselves and what he was holding on the ground. The two brothers jumped on their feet and helped Tobais up.

"We're SO sorry about that, dude!" exclaimed Gumball, dusting himself off.

"Yo, it's all good! I'm perfectly fine!"

"You are?" asked Darwin.

"Yeah! The day is still good! I'm fine, yo!"

Suddenly, something came up in Gumball's mind.

"Uh, what exactly do you mean?"

"Well, if you must know, Penny asked me to-" Tobias stopped, remembering who he was talking to.

"S-She asked you too?" Gumball felt sick sayian those words.

"Wait, did she ask you?" asked Tobias.

"Well, she asked you, she asked Gumball, and she asked me... Who's she gonna ask next?" asked Darwin.

"Why on earth is she asking everyone?" asked Gumball.

"Could you stop using 'ask' and 'asking' all the freaking time?!"

...

"Why on earth is she asking everyone?" questioned little bastard who should keep his mouth shut named Gumball.

"Hey!"

"What did you say to her, Tobais?" Darwin raised an eyebrow.

"Well, Duh, yes! What else was I supposed to say?"

"YOU SAID YES?!" screamed Gumball.

"Oh, come on! I've been waiting for this moment forever! I've got my monster condoms, I've got a hundered bucks, I'm ready to plow!" Tobais showed both objects as he thrusted his hips forward.

"Okay, that's it!" Gumball got everyone's attention. "Has Penny asked any of you to commence Code Thirty-Four with her?!"

No one said anything, but Carrie raised her hand and floated over.

"A-A-Are you kidding me!?"

"Yeah, I didn't believe it when she said it either," said Carrie as she flipped her hair back. "But she is a fairy now, and I'm not gonna get this chance anytime soon... with being dead and all..."

"Wait a second!" Rachel walked over from behind a corner. "She asked me like, an hour ago too!"

"No..." muttered Gumball.

"You're not in this FanFiction..."

Rachel dissapeared into nothingness, never to be seen again...

"...So ima gonna go ba-jing Penny in her Waka-woo with my wig-wagger," said Tobias as he started to walk away.

"No, we're ALL going. And I'm getting to the bottom of this!" Gumball dragged Carrie and Dar-

"I'm a ghost, I can't be dragged by a living thing."

Gumball dragged Darwin and shouted at Carrie to follow him as they left the school and headed over to the park.

OXOXO

The four kids arrived at the park just as the moon rose into the sky. They were delayed by the writer trying to figure out if he spelled "Delayed" correctly without a spell-checker. They looked around but didn't see Penny anywhere.

"Did she leave?" asked Darwin.

"I think she did... Dangit, we're too late."

"Not yet, your not." Penny floated down from above and stood before everyone, still with a smile on her face.

"Penny," Gumball stepped forward. "Why?"

"Why what, Gumball?"

"Why did you ask these freaks?" Gumball pointed to Darwin, Tobias, and Carrie. "Why did you lie to me?"

"Gumball..." Penny moved closer to him. "I never said I was not going to do you, did I?"

"I-..." Gumball thought about it for a moment. She did indeed never say that. So everything must be better now.

"Okay, Penny." Gumball held onto her hands. "We can still make love. With everyone."

Darwin and Tobias 'aw'd' as Gumball and Penny sharred a brief kiss on the lips. Carrie just looked on with a blank expression on her face.

"You know how awkward this is going to be, right?"

"Yeah, but no one cares anymore." Penny giggled as she laid on the grass. "Let's get started!"

"Woo!" exclaimed Gumball as he took off his shirt. Darwin and Tobias shrugged as they, along with Carrie, dived in with Gumball and Penny to make love on that night. The five of them got close as the writer switched the text to 'bold' and started explaining himself for the horror he has now finished writing.

A/N GOD WHAT THE

Welp, this was something I wrote in one hour. God it's late and I'm tired, but I have some things to say.

This was just written out of randomness. I was in the sporadic mood and slapped this together. BTW, there's a refference to three shows in this and I'd like to see if you all know what they are.

Now then, some of you might be expecting something related to 'Chained' on another story. Well this is just to let you know it's getting there. I have to find the file still in my PC somewhere.

Finally, I must inform you all that I might be away for awhile. As of today, I am taking a music course on Jazz and have to give it my all this time. I didn't do so well the last time but I plan to ace it on this go!

Anyway, R&R and I'll see you all later!

- Water