Wi-Fi in the Sky

A/N: Pretend that Beck's "Cheerleader Friend" is 16, blonde, and flirty. :D

"Aw, what's it now? Is it your cheerleader friend?" Tori said through video chat. I straightened up and smiled. Beck was a dead man.

"Come in!" Beck shouted.

"Yeah, come in!" I screamed. Beck closed my eyes. I heard the door click and Amanda walked in. She was blonde and slutty. The type of girl I hated.

"Hey Beck!" Amanda grinned at my boyfriend. I stood up.

"Hey Amanda, I'm Jade, his GIRLFRIEND," I said, leveling up to Amanda's height. Let me give you a good description of Amanda. She's 5'9, extremely…curvy, has blonde hair that was pulled back into a ponytail, and had long, muscular legs for cheerleading. She arrived in her skimpy cheerleading outfit which consisted of a short skirt and I top that was low cut and revealed her belly button. I was a good 2 ½ inches shorter than her, but made up for it with my scary face. Beck sighed and stepped in between us.

"Amanda, here is Sparky," Beck said, handing her the dog. She took him and set him down on the floor.

"Thanks for taking care of him," she said, tilting her head and smiling. Beck smiled wearily. I raised my eyebrow.

"Okay, Amanda. You have the vermin, now LEAVE!" I yelled, wanting this chick to be gone.

"Well, I wanted to know if Beck was up for a movie night tonight, like we usually do every Friday, but he was busy this Friday," Amanda said. Beck squeezed his eyes shut again. Movie night. How come I wasn't aware of these Friday night movie sessions? Now it was Beck's turn to get the eyebrow raise.

"Every Friday?" I questioned.

"Jade, it's not what you think, I-"

"So you wanna break up with me?"

"Jade! No! Amanda's my friend!"

"Well can you please tell your FRIEND to get the hell out of the RV because we're busy," I said, glaring daggers at him. He sighed.

"Hey, Beck! Really! We gotta finish the script!" I heard Beck's computer call. We all turned around to see Tori looking at us with expectant eyes.

I rolled my eyes and waved goodbye to Vega before I shut the laptop.

"Now. Amanda, out." I ordered.

"Does Beck really want me to leave?" Amanda said, running her finger down my boyfriend's chest, his stomach, lower and lower…he grabbed her finger right before she got a little far. She smiled at him. I was fuming. This chick OBVIOUSLY didn't know me. I stomped in between Beck and Amanda.

"What the hell do you think you're doing? Beck is MY boyfriend. I know for a fact that worthless sluts like you don't have a chance!" I snapped.

"I think he'd choose a slut over a dark bitch any day!" She retorted. I rolled my eyes.

"Really? Cause I think the dark bitch is his girlfriend and the slut is about to get kicked out!" I screamed, giving Amanda a shove.

"Amanda, don't call Jade a bitch," Beck said. Amanda looked angry but got over it. She turned around to where Sparky was. She bent down, using only her hips, and her panties peeked out under her skirt. That did NOT make me happy. I glanced at Beck who couldn't seem to tear his eyes away. I lifted my foot and kicked Amanda (hard) where her panties where showing. Amanda screamed and yelped back in pain. She whirled to face a smirking me.

"You did not just do that," Amanda seethed.

"I believe I did," I said calmly. Beck smiled beside me.

"Beck! Control your girlfriend!" Amanda yelled at him.

"She's already under control. You should see her when she's not in control!" he said laughing. Amanda looked at me in disbelief.

"Fine. I get it. But Beck?" She said, saying the last part in a sugar sweet voice.

"Uh, yeah?"

"Do you like boobs?" I scrunched my eyebrows and Beck's head snapped up and looked at Amanda.

"He's a 16 year old boy. That's a rhetorical question," I scoffed.

Amanda rolled her eyes and walked to Beck so her legs were pressed against his knees. (He was still sitting on the bed)

She lifted her shirt to reveal a lacy red bra. Her boobs were…huge. But fake. You could tell she had surgery. I walked over and shoved Amanda out of the way.

"Dude! MY BOYFRIEND! Get over it!" I said, slapping Amanda. Amanda smirked.

"I think someone's jealous that their soon to be ex-boyfriend as drooling over another girls body."

"Please. I don't see why I should be jealous of fake tits when I get to do this," I smirked. I wasn't going to be the jealous one in a few seconds.

I jumped on Beck's lap and kissed him. He seemed taken off guard at first but quickly wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled me closer. I grinded on him until I managed a soft moan to escape his lips. He leaned his head back.

"Jade, stooopp!" He moaned. I smiled and hopped off of him and smirked at Amanda who was upset. She changed her face quickly.

"Well I still have the better body," she exclaimed proudly.

"Do you now? Maybe they should put you on one of those commercials for the before and after major cosmetic surgery. That way you can show your body to EVERYONE!" I said sarcastically, "And me, I can sit here and make out with Beck while he feels up my natural tits."

"You're natural B cups?" She smiled.

"D cups sweetheart. Looks like someone needs fake eyes too! Then we can package ya up and sell you to some 4 year old who's always wanted a Barbie doll!" I laughed. She grabbed her dog and stormed out of the RV. The door slammed shut and I heard Beck's phone ring. I lunged for it before him and answered.

"What?"

"Uh, hey Jade, is Beck there? I just landed and wanted to tell him how I finished the script!" I heard Tori's voice say.

"He can see it tomorrow," I said before hanging up. I turned around to see Beck staring at me.

"What?" I snapped.

"D cups?"

"I was bluffing a little bit," I blushed and sat beside him. He was laughing.

"Please! It's not like I exaggerated too much! I'm a C!"

"Jade?"

"Would you like to check!" I snapped.

"Yes I would," he smirked and walked over to me.

WEEELLL! :D TADA! Thank you too all my reviewers! I love ya! Next chapter is Beck's Big Break!

~Sarah (: