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Today was really awesome. Birds were singing horrible music, the sun was giving everyone cancer for no good reason, hippies were stoned, yep, indeed. Shit was all up today.
Now in this house, Gumball, our main man of this story, was playing with his junk. No biggie. His pants were hanging on the couch as he yanked his junk around. His mother shortly came downstairs holding a basket (case,) full of clothes. She dropped them at the sight of Gumball touching himself on the couch.
"G-Gumball! Don't be doin' dat fuckin' dick waggin on dis here mother funckin couch, you blue cracker ass-"
Okay, um.
N-no.
That sounds too race-y...
Let me uh... fix this mess...
Oh, and sorry.
"G-Gumball! Fuck your mother now!"
Yea, that works.
To please the fandom, Gumball jumped on his mother and proceeded to bang here, right there and now. He was macking it happen, yo. He started moaningout loudly, grabbing the attenton of his father and sister upstairs. They both came (:D) downstairs and were horrified at the sight before them.
"Gumball! What the heck?!" yelled Richard before banging Anais because there's not enough of that on Rule...
No that sound's iffy...
"Gumball! What the heck?!" yelled Ricahrd. Anais then dropped dead.
Soon after, Gumball had started to glow around his body. He then turned into a twenty-year-old hunk of hot man-cat. His father and mother found this so attractive, they started yiffing up the place like there was no tomorrow.
Upstairs, Darwin sat on that hoe-
No... No...
On that now-dead rabbit's bed. He looked down at his shoes and kicked them around slightly. He couldn't engage in such physical acts with his family as he was too young to. He could hear their moans, shouts, and everything they were saiyan downstairs. He sighed, laying down on his back.
"No one understand my lonelyness..."
He starred up at the roof. He thought he heard some tapping, but shrugged it off as nothing. However, a tiny hole cracked open from the roof, and shortly after,something began to slip out and hang above Darwin.
"...Hello hello? You there kid?"
"...Huh?" Darwin sat up and looked at the roof. "Who are you?"
"Oh, me? Um, my name is Docter Worm." The tiny bug held out a tiny hand to Darwin. He shook it. "Good morning."
"Um, are you uh..." Darwin had no idea what to say. He'd never seen a worm like this. "Are... you like, a real doctor?"
"Oh, no, I'm not really a doctor. It's just a stage name."
"Stage name?" asked Darwin.
"Yes, I can play the drums." Dr. Worm smiled. "I'd say I'm getting pretty good at it."
"Oh, that sounds nice." Darwin smiled. He felt a bit better.
"Would you like to come to my town? It's a lot of fun there."
"Oh, that sounds so nice, Dr. Worm!" Darwin looked back up at the tiny hole Dr. Worm had crawled out of. "But I can't fit in there."
"Oh, you don't worry about that!" Dr. Worm pulled out two tiny drumsticks and tapped them together twice. Slowly, the hole emitted a rainbow light and shined over Darwin. Dr. Worm crawled in as the light grew and completely covered Darwin's body. Like a powerful vaccum, it sucked Darwin inside, his shoes falling to the ground as he shrunk in size before going in the hole.
The place around Darwin was dark. He stood alone in an empty room, unaware of where he was. He looked around, but couldn't find Dr. Worm anywhere.
"Dr. Worm! You there?" called out Darwin.
"Oh, give me a second to turn on the lights."
"Wait, what lights? Where am I?"
...
The lights lit up the world around Darwin, and,
Holy fuck it was so fucking awesome. A giant town with rainbow-colored buildings all bouncing up and down to the music coming out of a large clock tower in the center of them all, swinging side to side in the air. Different creacures, objects and people danced around as the auttum leaves blew through the air around them. The sky was as blue as it could get and confetti and suger danced in the air with each other. And to top it all off, the text was now centered, bold, AND TILTING ALL IN ONE GO.
Fucking awesome.
Darwin screamed and began dancing around with everyone. They gave him hugs, ballons, candy and just love overall. Dr. Worm played with a band to the music playing as the clock tower grew legs and began dancing around the town with other buildings.
They were MAKING IT HAPPEN.
"THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!" screamed Darwin out of joy. "I HOPE THIS NEVER ENDS!"
~X~X~
Gumball walked in the room slowly. His body naked, covered in fluids, and now reverted back to his normal age. He saw Darwin with his face on the floor and his shoes off. HIs feet were covered in ice cream and he made muffled noises.
"...Yo, dude, you okay?" asked Gumball as he shook Darwin. He rolled over and looked up at his brother with wide eyes.
"Sunshine... Do you have sunshine?"
"Dude, what happened? are you okay?" Gumball held Darwin's fins. "Buddy?"
"Do you have sunshine?"
"D-Darwin, what are you talking about?" Gumball began to cry.
"I-I got sunshine..."
"...W-what?"
Gumball leaned in closer to his brother. His ear right next to his mouth.
"Sunshine...
"In a bag."
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH after they both banged.
The End.
A/N Bubububbubbububbro.
So, this one was slightly... uh...
At least it's done. Sorry for the grammar. This was uh, updated on an Xbox 360 console and the spell check is not doing to work on this here. I'm not even sure what these are trying to prove... Anyway, there's some more refs here and there.
Two refs are for two completely different songs. Both I think are good.
The last ref is a bit diffcult to find, but if any of you guys read a certain web comic that's been around for ages, You'll pick it up in no time. And if not, don't stress about it too much, yo.
Now, last chapter. I said there were three refs to some other stuff, and I will name them all out here.
The Code 34 joke you all probably understand.
The part where Tobais mentions banging Penny and speaks of his Condoms and Money is a ref to a show called Sunny in Philly (Can't spell the whole thing right now, just search that.) which is a really good show.
The Sayian typo I made a few times was intended. It's a ref to Dragonball Z in which a few of the main characters are an alien race called the Sayians.
The part where Rachel dissapears is a ref to a CN show called "Chowder" in which a character dissapears in practically the same fashion.
WHEW! That was a lot to go over...
Welp, I'll see you all when I update this next time.
OR NOT!
Yes, You might see my other story called "Perfectly Not" when you clicked on the archive, probably updated a good twelve hours after this update. If ya can, give it a read, as I put much more effort into that than these fics.
...so... yeah, that's it. Goodnight kids.
- Water hides within another fandom hinted in this chapter.