Beck Falls for Tori

Heh. Tori had to do a stunt. And she's a wimp. Things couldn't be better.

"I've been telling you people she's stupid but none of you ever listened." I said, looking at a piece of hair I wanted to snip off.

Tori rolled her eyes and pondered what to do. Beck was memorizing lines for a new play he was in, but wanted to be here in support for Tori. Unlike me.

"Should I get blackballed in Hollywood or break my face doing a stunt?" Tori asked, biting her lip.

I grinned.

"I say…you do both," I said. Tori glared at me. "Well that's not a pretty face."

Snip…snip…whoops. I didn't mean to cut my hair off that short. Oh well, it's only a strand. Beck slapped my wrist and motioned at me to stop cutting. I sat back in my chair bored. Tori was STILL rambling about how she didn't want to do the stunt.

"What's the stunt anyways?" I asked.

Tori sighed and winced as she said it.

"I have to…fall of a chair."

Beck sat up straight beside me and Sikowitz started laughing.

"You have to fall off a chair?" I stated.

"That's the big stunt you're worried about?" Beck said.

"You big baby!" Sikowitz grinned. I smiled. Tori stammered a few words and started walking to the chair a few feet away from me.

"IT could be dangerous, I'm not a professional stunt girl," Tori started. I rolled my eyes and picked up my foot and shoved it into her side. She flailed her arms and fell off the chair.

"Looked good to me!" I snickered.

"Jade!"

"You don't feel somewhat bad for her?" Beck asked me in the RV that night.

"No." I said bored, snipping at the sleeve of Beck's shirt.

"But think about it. She knows nothing about Hollywood, and she has a future ahead of her. She's about to ruin that future with this stunt job."

"Wonderful."

"Jade, I wanna help her!" Beck whined.

"Great, just leave me out of it you pansy."

"Pansy?"

"Yeah. Only Pansy's feel bad when people can't figure out their own messes."

"OR nice people."

"Nice people are Pansy's." I said, rolling away from him.

"Oh yeah? Andre's nice, Robbie's nice."

"Robbie is a pansy, and Andre has a huge dick to make up for being nice." I grinned.

"Andre has a…what? How do you know?"

I walked into school the next day alone. Beck had to come early to school to rehearse the play he was in and I didn't feel like waking up early so I drove myself.

I noticed Beck and Tori talking at his locker. They seemed to be into whatever conversation they were having. Tori's face was lit up and she seemed happy.

That needed to change.

I started walking over there and I met Tori's eye. Tori frowned and looked at Beck panicked.

"Thanks so much Beck! I love you!" Tori smiled, giving Beck a hug.

To which Beck hugged back.

Grr.

Tori walked past me with her head hung low.

"Remember, Cat will tell you when!" Beck said turning around. "Gah! Jade. When did you get here?" He asked.

"About the same time you hugged her," I said, taking his coffee and walking to Sikowitz's class.

"Jade, c'mon," Beck groaned.

"Beck I-" I started, but a heap of red hair flew in between us.

"BECK!"

"Hi Cat," Beck said, a hint of annoyance in his voice.

"Okay so I'm making you the dress in two periods…you are size…8!" Cat said, pointing at Beck's chest.

Beck looked bewildered.

"Uh…I guess."

"KAY KAY! This is going to be so much fun!" Cat giggled and ran off.

"Dress?" I wondered.

"You'll see." Beck grinned.

"Size 8?" I asked.

"Yeah…"

"You need to beef up." I said plainly, walking away from him.

Okay, so Tori had somehow convinced me to come watch her do her stunt.

Just kidding. I wanted to see her either A, chicken out, or b, smash her face. So here I was at the set, which is actually pretty cool. I had just clipped my visitors pass to Rex's dick (he has one... don't ask), and now I was watching Cat act like a spy in her costume.

She was actually kind of cute, if you looked past the annoying exterior. Which is veeerrry difficult.

Beck had just gone to the bathroom like five minutes ago. Where the hell was he? It doesn't take guys that long to pee, heck it doesn't take girls that long to pee. I probably could've peed, stuck a tampon in, fixed my pants, and fixed my hair in this amount of time.

I glanced over at Andre who was talking to Tori on the phone. I grinned at her.

"Please turn your phone off," a camera man said, walking past Andre.

Andre hung up the phone and I watched Tori nervously pace around the top balcony.

Where was Beck!

"Have any of you guys seen Beck?" I asked.

Andre and Robbie shook their heads. Cat giggled.

"Cat?"

"Beck's not here," Cat laughed.

"Clearly. Have you seen him?" I said impatiently.

"No, but I've seen Beckelina!" Cat giggled.

"Beckawho?" I asked.

"Beck's female alter ego!" Cat squealed.

Beck's…what?

"Wheres…Beckelina?" I asked, shaking my head.

"Behind the curtain," Cat said, pointing to the left.

Tori had found a way to stall the directors so ihad time to find Beck and come back and watch her fall.

"Beck?" I called.

"Not here!" A fake female voice said. I yanked the curtain down the see Beck with a purple dress similar to Tori's half on his legs.

"What the hell!" I yelled, slapping him hard across the chest.

"OW! I was helping Tori!" Beck said, rubbing where I hit him.

"You were going to do the stunt for her? You would never have been able to pull that off. Your body doesn't look girly!" I yelled.

"Jade, just let me try," Beck whined.

"No. Take the dress off now!" I said, crossing my arms.

Beck sighed. "Fine. Now get out so I can change," he grumbled.

I grabbed the curtain. "You act like I've never seen you naked!" I mumbled, closing him in.

After a few seconds Tori came running around the corner.

"Jade! Is Beck here? I don't know if he told you but we had a plan and…" Tori said.

"Sorry Tor. You're going to have to do the stunt yourself. My queen had forbid me from helping," Beck said, coming out of the curtains with his normal clothes on.

"But I can't!" Tori said, breaking into hysterics.

"Too bad…Bye! We'll be out there watching you!" I called, linking my arm to Beck's on the way out.

WE walked out and Tori appeared at the balcony. The director started the scene and I saw Tori take a deep breath and throw herself over the edge.

And she hit the floor and died.

Just kidding.

She fell on the air mattress nice and safe, but they didn't start the camera so she had to do it three more times before they got it on film.

The end.

Now leave.

Heerrre!

Next is Ice-Cream for Ke$ha, Tori Gets Stuck, and Prom Wrecker. After that is Iparty with Victorious, just FYI :D

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