100 Smashin' Ways
By AvidAkiraReader
Bound
Tied; in bonds
Wolf was bound to the mast, literally.
All of the Smashers had decided to reenact the Odyssey, where the crew had been forewarned about the beautiful, yet deadly, Sirens. They had a shortage of women to be said Sirens, so they pulled in the Assist Trophies and Stickers as well.
Oh, did I mention Wolf didn't want to be a part of this at all?
He was tied up, and they had actually put beeswax in their ears. And that's when the woman began—
Wolf choked with laughter.
Were they really doing that absurd style of singing?
They were rapping!
Wow...six day bre- ACK! *Runs out of the way from tomatoes*
**The following words are delivered by yours truly, Akira Hand.
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