100 Smashin' Ways
by AvidAkiraReader
Swear
To make a solemn declaration or affirmation by some sacred being or object, as a deity or the Bible
King Dedede swore that he would get revenge one day for the piece of strawberry shortcake Kirby had stolen from him on the first night of the Super Smash Brothers Brawl tournament.
It had been such a loud dinner, what with thirty-five Smashers and all stuffed in a school sized cafeteria and all. The noise level was akin to ten Captain Falcons shouting his special attack, and probably higher. And with the last course, a spongy, sweet strawberry shortcake, it was a cacophony of noise.
It still didn't beat the blue penguin's anguished roar at a certain pink puffball though.
Dammmmnnn. So I have four messages for you guys. One: Congratulations to MoD for winning first place at Souldin's Assist Trophy Contest! Two: Yeah, I knew ReBoRn wasn't the best thing I ever wrote, and all the time I wasted upon it was useless. Ok. So it got last place. But I feel happy it got near a six, and that's pretty hard considering I'm ** years old. Three: I am attempting a Toon Link oneshot near the future. Four: Enjoy the drabble!