*Again, I no own anything!*
Sexting: Part II
Sexual Deviance
"Mom!" Alec was dying inside as he spluttered. "Mom, I swear I can explain!"
"It had better be good, Alexander."
"T-that…" His will shriveled under the (phoned) scrutiny of Maryse Lightwood, the dust of his dignity leaving only enough left for a hoarse whisper. "That was for Magnus,"
"Magnus?" His mother echoed with disbelief. "Magnus Bane, High Warlock of Brooklyn? That Magnus?"
"Well, yes," He rolled his eyes. "He also happens to be my boyfriend, y'know."
"That is true," Maryse conceded. "But Magnus is a High Warlock, not some sexual deviant."
Alec didn't really think now would be a good time to mention that the High Warlock had been sexually devianting him for a good three months now. Usually twice a day. Sometimes three. They both thought it to be an extremely healthy relationship. And, uh, it's a great way to stay in shape. (Totally awesome and random Family Guy reference!)
It was needless to say that Alec's face didn't return to a normal color for a full three days- and that was before his mother came home from Idris.
.~.
"So, you're saying you wanted to get payback by sexting? And you accidently sent it to your mother instead? Oh, my darling Alexander," Magnus's eyes flashed wickedly as he grinned, pulling the numb-faced Alec into his lap.
"Shuddup," He muttered.
Mr. Bane didn't appear to hear him. "It was a good plan, of course. I don't think it would be too professional to excuse myself from my whiny werewolf client just so I could start jerking it in comfort…" An inquisitive brow rose. "Just what did the text say?"
Alec buried his burning face into the warlock's shoulder, not answering. Magnus smiled evilly. He knew exactly where Alec's phone was, after all… His hand slipped into the Shadowhunter's back pocket, pulling out the battered device.
"No, no, no!" Knowing that the warlock could easily overpower him (using magic and the like, of course), Alec just covered his face, squeezed his eyes shut, and wished for it all to be over.
Magnus's slit pupils dilated as they scanned the screen.
Alec froze as something hard probed his bum.
"My, my, my, Alexander…" His High Warlock purred. "It was a very good plan indeed."
(And then they proceeded to do the nasty. Several times. Ahem.)
And that was the end to this terrible (but, admittedly, extremely fun) two-shot. Haha I assure you, I am not at all impressed with this, but it was so darn fun to write I don't even care. *Damn Straight*. Hope you had as good a time as I did! Thanks for reading!