Hey guys! If you have read ANY of my multi chater stories today you know that tomarrow is the first day of my vacation and I will not be updating for a week. So to hold you guys over I updated ALL my multi-chapter fanfics today and I'm also writing as many one-shots as possible to hold you guys over! (Though I JUST fiquered out how to update from my iPod.) So I hope you guys enjoy! (Who heard Matchbox Twenty's new song and immedently thought, SEDDIE!)
~She's So Mean~
I Know A Girl Who Gets What She Wants All The Time
'Cause She's Fine
"And then I was just like, 'Hey I want medium fries' and the guy behind the counter was like, 'That'll be 11.95' but I only had ten bucks so I just bat my eyes and said, 'Please?' Long story short I got medium fries for the price of a small one, 5.95." Sam said. She was still chewing on a fry that she got for half price just by flirting with the cashier.
"You know what I just realized? You get what you want all the time." Freddie said, going to sit next to his girlfriend.
"I know. It's because I'm hot." Sam said.
But for an angel, she's a hot, hot mess
Make you so blind
But you don't mind
Sam woke up in the morning by a text. She looked at the screen. It was from Freddie. Of course Freddie would be the only one to text her at 3 AM.
Morning
What?
You know, for an angel you're a hot, hot mess.
I'll make you blind...
I don't mind
Cause she's an uptown, get-around, anything-goes girl
"Wanna go see a movie, honey?" Freddie asked, wrapping his arms around his girlfriend. Sam caught sight of a carnival and pushed Freddie's arm off of her shoulders.
"THERE'S A CARNIVAL! Give me money!" Sam said.
"You know, I wouldn't expect you to like carnivals." Freddie said.
"Hey, I'm the 'anything-goes' kind of girl. Give me money!" Sam said. Freddie sighed and opened up his wallet.
She's a hardcore, candy-store, give-me-some-more girl
"So. You have sex with Sam right?" Gibby asked. It was guys night and the guys had gotten together at Gibby's house.
"GIB!" Freddie screamed. He started blushing.
"OHH! I knew it! So what's it like?" Gibby asked.
"She's a hardcore, candy-store, give-me-some-more girl." Freddie said, crossing his arms.
She'll make you take her to the club,
But then she leaves with her friends
"Thanks for taking you to the club, baby." Sam said, kissing his cheek.
"Am I alloud to come in?" Freddie asked.
"No. I'm here with my friends." Sam said, slamming the door closed.
She likes to stay late at the parties
Cause the fun never ends
"Sam it's 9:00. You want to go home now?" Freddie asked.
"You go home. The fun will never end with me around." Sam said, winking.
And all her clothes are on the floor,
And all your records are scratched
"SAM! ARE YOU GONNA CLEAN UP YOUR CLOTHES?" Freddie yelled from the bedroom that he and Sam shared.
"NO!" Sam yelled back. Freddie smiled.
She's like a one-way ticket cause you can't come back
"Why don't you just break up with her?" Gibby asked.
"She's like a one way ticket cause you can't come back." Freddie said.
Sayin' yeah, and you want her
But she's so mean
"I want you so bad baby." Freddie said to Sam.
"Well you can't have me." Sam said.
"Why not?" Freddie asked.
"I'm too mean." Sam said, getting up.
You'll never let her go
Why don't you let her go?
"Dude, you should just break up with her?" Gibby asked.
"I don't know." Freddie asked.
"Dude, you'll never let her go." Gibby said.
You know that if you don't shut your mouth,
She'll freak out
"Sam I'm not going to get you a coffee." Fredddie said. Sam started screaming. Freddie waited 13 minutes and then went to go get a cofee for his girlfriend
You better get your shit together
Cause she's bringing you down, now
"Dude, get your shit together, because she's bringing you down." Gibby said.
She's got a wicked sense of humor
Can't believe what she says
"Did you seriously just say that?" Gibby asked Sam.
"Yep. I got a wicked sense of humor." Sam said.
She drinks Bacardi in the morning
'Till it goes to her head
"Sam should you really be drinking that in the morning?" Freddie asked.
"Proablly not." Sam said, taking another sip of her bacardi.
And all you want is just to hold her,
But she don't go for that
"Sam can't I just hold you?" Freddie asked.
"I don't go for that." Sam said, turning over in her bed.
She has a hard time coming when she can't hit back!
"Sam can you please come to the awards ceromony?" Freddie asked Sam.
"No." Sam said.
"Why not?" Freddie asked.
''Because I can't hit back." Sam said.
Every now and then she makes you just a little bit crazy
"Uh, Baby you make me crazy!" Freddie said.
She'll turn the knife into your back and then she's calling you 'baby'
She turned a knife on his back. "If you ever touch my cheetios again I will kill you." Sam said. She kissed Freddie on the cheek. "Love you baby."
YAY! It's over! I hope that you guys like this! Sorry I won't be here next week (NO I'M NOT! FINALLY A BREAK!) So if you want to see more of me this week please follow me on instagram I'm gotmyheadintheclouds. BYE!
Review!
Juli