100 Smashin' Ways
By AvidAkiraReader
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Situated, placed, or occurring not far above the ground, floor, or base
Andross had realized long ago he was rather useless as an Assist Trophy, and was considered one the top three 'useless' trophies. He spat out platforms. What else can he do? The stupid floating limb had taken away more of his useful powers, and for that, Andross had grown incredibly bitter during the long months of the tournament.
His memory was like a hard-drive. It took in all the useful stuff willingly, and it destroyed the rubbish that Andross didn't care to remember. And Andross continued to delete the memory of the Top Three Useless Trophies from his expansive mind.
Yes Andross...I deem you to be one of the Top Three Useless Assist Trophies...