April Fools Blank

This was impossible. I had no idea what the episode was even about, so I just made up what Jade did on April Fool's day. (Jade and Beck are together in this chapter)

My alarm clock beeped and I groaned. 4 o'clock. Now why am I up so early? Because it's one of my favorite holidays. April fool's day. It was second best, next to Thanksgiving. Why thanksgiving? Because my uncle owns a turkey farm and the week before I get to go there and slaughter turkeys. But anyway, I was up at 4. I quickly got dressed and just pulled my hair in a messy ponytail. Beck was supposed to pick me up at 7 to go to school and there was no time to waste. First, I crept downstairs and opened the fridge to see my brothers already packed lunch. I reached in my dad's fishing bait and grabbed some worms.

I don't do gummy worms. Real worms. I put his lunch back in the fridge and started preparing my plans.

Robbie.

That one was easy. I'll just get Rex and he'll freak out.

Cat

I'll tell her that clothing stores ran out of pink clothing dye and she needs to squeeze whatever she can out of the clothes she already owns.

Andre

I'll put a broken guitar in his locker that looks like the one he has. He'll freak out.

Tori

This is almost the best one. This is the one I need time for. I silently got in my car and drove to Tori's house. I parked down the street and walked the rest on foot. I had half of my old wardrobe in hand and I crept to the side of her house. Trina's room was on the first floor, and she kept her window open at night because it 'relieves the mind' or something like that. I climbed through her open window and silently walked out into the Vega's living room. I climbed the stairs to Tori's room and slowly opened her door. She would probably wake up around 5:30 to get ready for school, and it was 5 now. I tip toed into her closet and slowly started pulling clothes off the hangers. I replaced them with my old, torn up, black clothes and took hers and put them in a trash bag I brought. I walked into her bathroom and threw all her makeup in with her clothes, along with her curling and straightening iron. I tiptoed out of the house and back out Trina's window in case the alarm was on.

I ran back to my car and giggled as I threw Tori's clothes in the backseat. I drove to the nearest Starbucks to have some coffee.

Now, you're wondering, what am I doing with Beck?

His is the best. Better than Tori's. I'm going to act like we broke up last night and he didn't remember. I sipped my coffee and finished some homework on the couch in the Starbucks. At 7 I got a text.

From: Beck

Babe I'm outside. I got u coffee. Xoxo

I ignored him and grinned as I sipped the coffee I already had. 5 minutes later I got another text.

From: Beck

Why arnt u answering the door? U ok?

I crossed my legs and pressed decline when he tried to call me 3 times straight.

From: Beck

Ur brother just answered the door and said u weren't in ur room…did u go 2 tutoring? I'm leaving 4 school. See u there babe. Xoxo

I smirked and got up to head to school. I drove in and saw Beck getting out of his car. He saw me pull in and ran over to me.

"Hey where were you?" He asked, grabbing my hand. I just glared at him and raised my eyebrow before turning on my heel and walking inside.

"Did I do something? What's up?" He asked. He followed behind me.

"Like you don't remember," I spat, and walked over to my locker.

"I honestly don't, just tell me babe," he said.

I rolled my eyes. "Is this some way to embarrass me? Get a life Beck. Leave me alone." I started walking to Sikowitz's and when he couldn't see me I smiled.

I'm such a good actress.

I walked into Sikowitz's classroom. Cat and Robbie were talking and I ran over to Robbie's bag where he had deposited Rex and grabbed him. I stuffed him in my bag and then walked over to Cat and Robbie.

"Hey Robbie. Leave," I said. Robbie left and I turned to Cat.

"I have bad news," I said nervously.

"Whaty?"

"They ran out of pink clothing dye. They need people to squeeze all the dye they have left in order to make pink clothes for the needy," I said.

Worry crossed over Cat's face. She grabbed her pink dress and started squeezing it.

"I'll help the needy!"

I sat in the front by some Eli kid, and there were no seats around me. Robbie, Cat, and Beck sat behind me.

"Where's Rex!" Robbie screamed.

"I don't know! But if he's wearing pink, squeeze the dye out to help the needy!" Cat said.

"What the hell? Today is so weird," Beck muttered.

Sikowitz started class, and it went smoothly, until Tori walked in. I grinned and turned around.

"I'm sorry Sikowitz, but my house got robbed last night!" Tori said. I looked at her. Her hair was messy and stringy, and she was wearing black head to toe.

"Good Gandhi Tori! What are you wearing! You look like you took fashion advice from Jade!" Sikowitz said.

I froze and smiled sweetly.

"These were the only clothes in my closet left! I don't know, maybe I bought them a long time ago and don't remember?" Tori muttered, and sat beside Cat.

"Have any of you seen my guitar?" Andre screeched, running in the classroom.

"Andre! Are you wearing pink boxers?" Cat asked.

"Uh…yeah, how'd you know that?" Andre asked.

"I didn't!" Cat giggled, "Squeeze the dye and save the needy!"

Andre gave her a confused look and turned to the class.

"There is a broken guitar in my locker and it is not mine! Who took it?"

The class was silent, and defeated, Andre slumped down.

"Why won't you tell me what I did?" Beck asked.

"What do you mean? You dumped me last night? Do you not remember?" I screamed, causing the attention of a lot of girls to perk up. Soon enough, Beck was covered in girls and I escaped from him and off to lunch.

"I can't find Rex!" Robbie exclaimed.

"I can't find my guitar!" Andre yelled.

"I can't find my clothes!"

"I can't squeeze dye out of this dress," Cat exclaimed, squeezing her now rumpled dress harder.

I walked over and sat down with them.

"Where's Beck?" Tori asked.

"He dumped me last night, why do I care?" I muttered.

Tori gasped.

"What?"

"Yeah. He said I'm bossy and demanding or whatever. Where would he get that from?" I asked.

Everyone awkwardly scratched their heads, and Beck walked over, now covered in lipstick and phone numbers.

"I never dumped you Jade!" Beck said, clearly frustrated.

"Are you trying to say you're sorry or something? Because this isn't the way to do it," I spat.

"I NEVER BROKE UP WITH YOU!" Beck screamed.

Everyone jumped at his sudden outburst, and I started laughing uncontrollably.

"What's so funny?" Beck asked, turning a bright red and looking around.

"April fools losers," I muttered, pulling Rex out of my bag, and a set of Tori's clothes.

"Cat, it's impossible to squeeze dye out of a dress, Andre your guitars in Lane's office." I said. Everyone's jaws were on the floor and I gave them a satisfied smirk. I got up and pressed my lips to Beck's.

"Idiots."

Yayy! Almost caught up! Love you guys, R&R. Follow me on twitter awsnapcheerio next chapter is Driving Tori Crazy and then I'm caught up! Until this weekend…

Did you hear? Bade's getting back together! PM me if you want details of how I know!

Sarah