a/n: apparently this fic is hazardous to some people's health? like, apparently it's not okay I leave half of you in a mild state of arousal and all needing a cold shower? oh no, how EVIL and UNTHOUGHTFUL of me ;) ;) mwahahaha.
okay, no sexy times but somehow, plot? in this chapter but it's gunna mildly prepare you for something I have in stall for these two...
Happy reading! Emma xo (ant1ers. tumblr. com) x


We had a cute morning if you classify Regina having me on almost every single surface of my house in a matter of hours, cute. The woman was insatiable and I was totally okay with it. Regina had happily stated that she was 'mine' but the marks she left on my pale clearly suggested that I was in fact, her little bitch. There's only so much I was capable of covering up with long shirts, trousers and concealer. How the hell we were going to be able to control ourselves at school was beyond me.

It had reached 2 in the afternoon before Regina half-heartedly proposed the idea that she'd untangled herself from me. I was meant to pick Henry up in an hour and I was unable to locate the whereabouts of my trousers. We had made it to my bed, of all places, which was a fucking miracle. Regina was splayed out across my partially clothed body, her chin resting on my chest, her wide brown eyes staring up at me.

"I'm sure Ruby wouldn't mind waiting for a little while longer,"
"You said that two hours ago," I muttered as she kissed down my abdomen.

"Yes, but you are mine and I will do as I please," she slurred into my navel as her fingers knotted themselves in between mine.

"Not before I get to have my way with you," I groaned as Regina kissed the skin just above the hem of my underwear and wiggled her way back up my body.

"Did you not achieve what you wanted this morning and last night?" She nibbled at my bare neck,

"Babe, that was just a taste of what I'm capable of,"

She moaned, "And what exactly are you capable of dear?" Regina breathed hotly into my ear and snapped her teeth together; the shiny enamel of her front teeth grazing my earlobe.

"Do you remember that frightening afternoon in your office where I borrowed your shirt?"

"Mm," Regina agreed as she nuzzled her face against my skin and pressed a kiss to the tip of my nipple.

"Remember what I said about rope and whipped cream?"

Regina pulled back, her eyes wide but almost completely black, "I beg your pardon?"

"You heard me,"

"I…I, yes, but, wait what?"

I giggled at her reaction and planted a chaste kiss to her cheek as she mulled over what I had just said.

"Sweet Jesus Ms Swan," Regina purred as she visibly clenched her thighs.

"But I'll save that sweet little gift for some time special,"

"Well good thing for you my birthday is soon,"
"Oh, is it now?"
"Yes indeed,"
"I wonder if you'll last that long Ms Mills,"
"Says you," Regina glared at me,

"Excuse me, I have the perfect amount of self-restraint Regina," I smirked as she rubbed her head once again into my chest like a cat would while waiting to be fed. She was hungry…but not for food.

"Are you sure?" Her lips fell onto mine hungrily. I felt her tongue push its way into my mouth. Well shit. She was good, I'd give her that. Once again my legs were weak and my hands instantly went to grab the back of her thighs.

"I'm…sure," I gasped as the flat of her tongue run down my neck,
"Sure, you're sure?"

"Regina…"

But she wasn't listening. She guided her tongue skilfully down to my clavicles and suddenly her damn hand was cupping my boob, "Regina…"
"Mm," Regina nipped at my neck, "yes dear?"

"Stop,"

"No,"

"Regina!" I said a little more forcefully. She pulled back and glanced at me curiously,

"What? Isn't this what you want?"

"Yes…yes but no!" I stumbled over my words as her hands trailed down my stomach, stopping at the waistband of my underwear.

"But this is what I want," She purred as she hooked her finger over the edge of my panties and pinged it against my skin. Once again, she smashed her lips onto mine and pushed me quite painfully into the mattress with all her might. Possessive Regina was hot, that's for sure, and I was melting like a cube of butter in the hot sun that was Regina Mills. It was taking every inch of willpower in my body not to throw the woman onto her back and have her right then and there.

"I'm sure Ms Lucas wouldn't mind having Henry for just a few more hours, don't you think Ms Swan?" Before I could answer, Regina ran the flat of her tongue up over my slight Adam's apple and hooked my calf over her hip, grating her fingernails down the bare skin of my thigh. I needed strength…I needed willpower…I needed Regina one last fucking time.


It took a great deal of strength to remove the fantastic Regina Mills from my house but it was necessary as I had a son to pick up and she had to do some kind of last minute write up for a stupid school fundraiser or some shit. I wasn't really paying attention.

I flicked a quick text to my best friend slash impromptu babysitter as I pulled out of my driveway, tugging awkwardly at the scarf that I donned quickly after Regina's departure. Ruby responded immediately with her address as I stopped at the lights. Of course she lived in the swanky part of town, damn it.

Her house was one of those new flashy single storey houses in a new estate just outside of town. It literally looked like something out of one of those good living magazines. There were still a few bulldozed allotments around her home as I pulled into her pebbled driveway.

I knocked loudly on the white washed front door and waited awkwardly with my hands shoved in the back pockets of my jeans. There was a bit of fumbling before the miniature male version of Ruby heaved open the door,

"Hey Ms Swan!" he beamed,

"Hey there Tom, is Ruby in?" I toed off my converse shoes and stepped into the tiled hallway of Ruby's house of wonder.

"Yeah sure, hold up," he turned on his heel and sprinted down the hallway, "Ruby, Ruby!"

"What?" Ruby chimed from somewhere down the other end of the house. I padded awkwardly through my co-workers house, eyeing off each room as I went past it.

"Ms Swan's here!" there was a crash and a bit of cursing from Ruby,
"Swan! Get your arse into the kitchen now!"

"If I knew where it was, I would," I yelled back.

"Christ, it's not that hard Swan, follow the hallway to the end and turn left. You can't miss it,"

I did what I was instructed and entered the part-kitchen part-dining room.

"Fuck Ruby, how can you afford something like this?" I gazed around in amazement. Ruby, dressed in a red plaid shirt and black jeans, just shrugged as she popped some dirty dishes into her dishwasher,

"Perks of having like two rich ex-husbands,"

I gaped at her, "what? Seriously, two ex-husbands before you're even thirty?"

"Yeah, both were fucking weird arse old men," She shuddered dramatically, "ten out of ten, do not recommend,"

I wasn't going to push the topic any further, "talking about weird as men, where's my son?"

"Playing the Xbox with Tom in the lounge room," Ruby threw a dishwasher tablet into the machine and clicked on. It whirred away loudly as she opened the fridge and pulled out a bottle of wine.

"Yes!" I groaned before she even asked me. Ruby lifted an eyebrow at me as she scooped two wine glasses from the cabinet.

"That bad, huh," She giggled as we went outside and sat down on the patio.

Ruby twisted the top off and filled my glass to the rim.

"It wasn't bad Rubes, it was fucking glorious," Ruby drank heavily from her glass with both her eyebrows up in her hairline.

"You sound shocked," she cleared her throat and tucked her feet underneath her, settling in for the long chat.

"I am shocked,"

"Literally, how are you shocked? We both knew she'd be a goddamn goddess when it came to sex,"

"Yeah but…not this good,"

Ruby choked slightly, "what? She's that good?"

"Ruby, we had sex fourteen times in the space of twenty hours; eight hours of that was spent sleeping,"

"Jesus fucking Christ, how are you still able to walk?"

"With great difficulty,"

"If you say it was all in the bed, I will smack you upside the head," She glared before breaking out into a wide grin, "come on Swan, spill the details,"

"Twice on the couch, three times on the kitchen counter, three on the floor, twice in the shower, twice up against the wall and twice in bed,"
"Well fuck me, that's impressive," Ruby puffed out her cheeks and leaned further back into her chair.

"Cheers," I took another gulp of my wine.

"So, now what,"

"What do you mean, now what?"

"Well, are you guys just going to be fuck buddies or are you going to mature this relationship like a Frenchman would do to a piece of fine cheese?"

"I'd really like to cheese it," Smirking at her dairy analogy,

"Cheese it is," she raised her glass up in toast and downed the rest of the alcohol like it was a shot.

"But how does one, 'cheese' it?"

"I don't know man," Ruby shrugged, pouring herself another glass, "just be your cute adorable self and like, surprise her with gifts and intense make out sessions in storage closets and stuff,"

"I'm so bad at this, I swear," I made a mental note of finding out Regina's favourite flower.

"Nah, it's not. I promise. Actually…" she quickly unfolded her legs and sprinted to the kitchen; "hold on Swan," Ruby searched frantically through the drawers until she came out again holding a spare piece of paper and a pen. She scrawled 'Project Regina' at the top and slammed the pen down on top.


"Okay man, we've got all afternoon and night until we're back at work tomorrow and back to the hot piece of ass you call your fuck buddy, now," she underlined 'Project Regina', "has she said anything or suggested anything she'd like you to do?"

"Like, sexually or relationship wise?"

"Either,"

"Um," I wracked my brain, "wait yes,"
"Hit me," she eagerly pressed the tip of the pen to the paper. Ruby had her tongue poked out slightly to the side, "hit me with your best shot," she sung.

"She said she wants me to parade my finest, um, underwear around in her office at work,"

Ruby just nodded and scribbled down a shorthanded note.

"What else,"

"Uh, Regina likes to power play…" Ruby rolled her eyes,

"Duh, thank you Swan; everybody knows that,"

"Well, maybe, I don't know, I could abuse that…"

Ruby eyed at me before leaning back into her chair, "hmm, is little innocent Ms Swan suggesting what I think she is?"

I could feel the blood rushing to my cheeks, "maybe,"

"You'd play submissive and dominant sex games with Regina?" Ruby's eyes twinkled mischievously.

"Yeah,"

"Cute," Ruby giggled and wrote down the idea.

"And her birthday's coming up too," the Art teacher looked lost for words,

"That's fucking perfect, holy shit Emma, this is brilliant," she scribbled down the word 'birthday' in large letters and circled it.

"Why? How? What?"

"Clearly, you're awkward with the whole 'sexual power play thing'" she made air quotes as she wriggled her butt into her chair, "so, that could totally be her birthday present. It'd be the best fucking birthday present in the existence of birthday presents,"

I wrinkled my nose at it, "like I'd be submissive?"

"Hell yeah," she gasped and clapped her hands enthusiastically, "oh my god, we could totally go shopping for this! I know the best sex shop; it's just down near…"

"Ruby, stop please!" I raised my hands up. Ruby pouted dejectedly, "I love the idea, I do, but I feel uncomfortable, you know, about this,"
"That's cool, I totally understand," She smiled genuinely, "sorry, I'm just a little bit enthusiastic about it,"
"Clearly. But I think I could do it, subtly…"

Ruby scoffed as my brain worked at a million miles an hour, "Oh and how the hell are you going to go sex shopping subtly?"

"Dog collars and leads can be bought at those cheap and nasty dollar stores right?"

Ruby's eyes widened, "shit, perfect. Oh my god, wait. We have a baking fundraiser coming up and Regina is doing the shopping for it. Totally go with her, then hit up that dodgy looking dollar store in the main shopping centre and just…hint at it, shit, yes!" She clapped again and started laughing, "Holy shit this is going to be brilliant," she exclaimed. Here I was thinking Regina was going to be the death of me, but the devious Art teacher sitting in front of me was coming in as a close second.

"Mum!" Henry exploded out the back door and barrelled into me, throwing his arms around the back of my neck.

"Hey kid! Have a good time?" I beamed up at the boy. He clearly hadn't washed his face, brushed his hair or hell, even brushed his teeth.

"Yeah, it was heaps good. I totally ate a whole pizza to myself and kicked Tom's butt at Halo,"

"Jesus kid," I rolled my eyes as he peeled himself off me almost immediately after Ruby giggled.

"Stop getting me in trouble with your Mum Henry," Ruby whacked Henry lightly on the arm and Henry smiled,

"Sorry Ruby," he mumbled before turning to me, "so how did the house inspection go yesterday?"

Ruby's head appeared at Henry's elbow, glaring at me,

"What? Oh right, house inspection. Yeah, we're good for another month," I squeezed his hand as Ruby dramatically rolled her eyes at me.

"Sweet; are we going? Because I've got to get my stuff together,"

"You and Henry more than welcome to stay for dinner if you want Emma, I've got more than enough food and I have to drop Tom off at my parents at like 8, so,"

"Really, I mean, yeah, sweet, cool," I grinned at her, "as long as you don't try to kill me then we'll be good,"

Ruby poked her tongue out at me as I called for Henry, telling him to have a shower because we'd be staying for food.


a/n: *starts dancing around in a circle, clapping* who knows what's gunna be ah-happenin'? ;) aw yeah,
hope y'all signed up for some freaky deeky power play shit because Regina's birthday is soon (and by soon, I mean in a couple of chapters, NOT THE NEXT ONE, REPEAT, NOT THE NEXT CHAPTER) and little Emma wants to please the Head Mistress...
SLEEP WELL MY LITTLE DARLINGS ;)