100 Smashin' Ways
by AAR (because I'm too damn lazy to write my entire name)
Father
A male parent
Saki snorted at his cup of coffee while his gray-green eyes glinted with amusement at his best friend. Frank Jaeger was slowly deteriorating into one of those guys. "Frank." Saki said bluntly to his hyperventilating friend. Isaac was off at the counter trying to get chocolate chip cookies; something about being a shock reliever of something.
"Oh God Saki what if it's something remotely like Roy?" The famed and legendary Gray Fox worried over his own cup of Joe with horror glazed gray eyes.
Saki drawled as a response, "Impossible, with you as the father. Oh look, the cookies are here."
I was on a roll finishing up with the last of the official characters in the SSBB character list when I hit a roadbump. The Pokemon Red has. How am I supposed to incorporate them into the words, dammit?