100 Smashin' Ways
by AAR
Music
An art of sound in time that expresses ideas and emotions in significant forms through the elements or rhythm, melody, harmony, and color
Palutena, the Great Goddess of Skyworld, tapped her fingers impatiently, scowling at a Centurion. Behind her, a harpist played clumsily, fingers tripping and plucking too loudly on the metallic strings.
"What do you mean, 'We have recruited your commander'?" growled Palutena, green tresses shadowing her eyes. "And what is this, 'I have sent compensation in return'?"
Another Centurion, a little plumper than the one in front of her, rolled in a stereo. His stubby finger stabbed a button, and music about love being a drug turned on. Drily, the Centurion said, "This is Kesha, or as Earth knows her: 'Ke$ha.'"
The joke was made last year, when Ke$ha was all the rage, alright?