100 Smashin' Ways
by AAR
Opposite
Contrary or radically different in some respect common to both, as in nature, qualities, direction, result, or significance
It never hurt to play opposite sides, Lakitu noted as he pelted Mario's little, slimmer, and all together calmer brother with his pet spiky turtles. Oh he knew their specific name; little hissy scientists had actually given them a scientific one weirdly enough. But he liked his own name: 'spiky turtles.'
He was getting off topic though; playing both sides was actually quite. Contrary to most back-stabbers, Lakitu truly enjoyed the times when he was summoned by Mario to send his turtles out to harm Bowser.
'I'll never forget that look of utter surprise,' Lakitu thought, dropping off turtles quickly.
Author's Note: Don't comment on how stupid this one is; don't you dare.