100 Smashin' Ways
by AAR
Beautiful
Having qualities that give great pleasure or satisfaction to see, hear, think about, etc
"Aren't you hilarious," remarked the faux-Adam, before abruptly walking up to her and patting the top of her helmet.
Samus stayed silent and replied scathingly, "Aren't you a ray of sunshine." Beneath her breath, she grumbled, "I'd really like to wake up now and not face a dead man anymore…"
"Then wake up."
Her senses returned.
Strong hands were gripping her armor and trying to unlatch the complicated pieces when she heard a voice, "Oh c'mon, I know you're awake, beautiful. Now unlatch your armor so you can actually breathe some real air instead of the filtered stuff you get."
Author's Notes: Don't. Don't even comment on the dialogue. I was into that cheesy stuff, so shut up. D: