100 Smashin' Ways
by AAR
Soldier
A person who serves in an army; a person engaged in military service
He breaks out of the cell, of course, in a matter of no time at all. The soldier helps incapacitate the blue figure as well, along with a few other Smashers he's met, and he can't help but think that this is all a little anticlimactic. Because they've spent a tedious year inside the Subspace, Snake believes that Tabuu's death should've been much more dramatic than him echoing 'No!'
But hey, he doesn't complain out loud, because there's currently a very beautiful woman he's holding in his arms, and then there's a flush of red on his and her cheeks.
Author's Notes: The end is nigh!