CH1 the graduate…
July 19th, 2557
Graduation day. *sigh*. The music was muffled by the walls we were waiting behind.
I looked to my right.
"Dude I bet I can drink more beer than you can!"
"Oh yeah, we'll see about that tonight!"
I looked to my left.
"Oh my gosh guys did I tell you about this funny video I saw? It's a guy mouthing the numa numa song."
"That sounds hilarious!"
I looked in front of me and started to tone them out so my ears didn't start bleeding and began to impatiently wait until this was over.
2 hours later
"I am so proud of you Anthony! I was so nervous I couldn't keep my hands from shaking while I was taking your picture!" my mom said to me.
"Ugh, what's the big deal all we're celebrating is the fact that I could tolerate twelve years of school without putting a gun in my mouth."
"Anthony! I don't like you talking like that. You should be very proud of yourself."
"Whatever, are we going home now?"
"Absolutely not! I'm taking my graduate son out for a celebration at a place of his choosing."
"No, mom can't we just eat at home?"
"If your not going to make this day special for yourself I'm going to do it for you!" I groaned.
Noodles n' balls. (Italian restaurant)
"Anthony, what's the matter isn't this nice?"
"It's nice mom I'm just not comfortable eating out in this town."
"Why is that?"
"Because all the workers are assholes I recognize from school."
"Anthony! Language!"
I looked around. "Ah, see like her." I pointed her out.
"That's Becky she's probably my school's alpha-tramp she's got more diseases then the entire cast of 28 days later."
"Anthony! That's not nice!"
"Oh God she's coming over here. Hope you got your vaccines."
"Will you stop?"
"Hello! Can I get you guys something to drink to start?"
"Tea please."
" Okay! How about you?"
"Uh just a water please."
A few seconds of silence passed then my mom said. "This is my son Anthony he says he knows you from school."
"Oh my god really? Oh yeah your that guy that plays games in the computer lab during lunch right."
"Uh yeah that's me."
"Oh cool what kinda games do you play, like super Zelda brothers or something?"
I remained silent. " Heh, your so quiet." I continued to stay silent.
"Well anyway I'll be right back with your drinks." "okay thank you."
"I think she's very nice you should ask her out."
"Ha yeah right she only dates jocks and she's got a new boyfriend every week, besides she's only nice now because she's on her work shift she's actually a total bitch."
"Anthony!"
After dinner
Thanks for dinner mom I sarcastically said in my mind.
"Oh, bye! What's your name again?" I heard Becky call from the entrance.
"Uh, Anthony."
"Bye Alan!"
"Bye!" Bitch. All of a sudden a girly looking warthog pulled up blasting heavy metal.
"Hey baby girl. Who's that a-hole?"
"Oh, I don't know one of those computer nerds from school."
"Ay yo, you hitting on my girl?"
"No."
"Well, that's good cuz' if you were we'd have a big problem. Y-you want a big problem?"
"No."
"Oh my god Chris leave him alone."
"No, no, it's okay we're just playin' around ain't that right?"
"I…guess?"
"Yeah, okay, buckle up baby girl we gotta go to the liquor store on the way to josh's party."
"Woo yeah! I love going fast!" he proceeded to do donut's all over the parking lot then drive away as fast as possible.
"Wow your so fast no wonder she's into you." I said sarcastically.
"What an asshole."
I got into the car and we started driving away.
"Was that one of your friends from school?"
"Hardly."
"Are he and that girl together?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, that's a shame."
"Yeah, I'm holding back the tears."
A few seconds of silence.
"At least they make a good couple."
"Well that's very nice of you to say." I smiled.
"I'm sure they'll have a fantastic week long relationship."
End of CH1