Author's Note: Hi everyone! Just a short little one-shot today before the new episode, inspired by a tumblr post that suggested Maya and Lucas would play good cop/bad cop in trying to help Farkle.

Disclaimer: Still don't own Girl Meets World, but I found a dollar on the floor...or is that snake?


"What would I do without your smart mouth?
Drawing me in, and you kicking me out
You've got my head spinning, no kidding, I can't pin you down"

-All of Me, John Legend


"Hey, Sarah." Lucas smiled warmly at the brown-haired girl as he and Maya stepped in front of her. "Can we talk to you for a second?"

"Actually," Sarah replied, glancing between the two of them anxiously, "I have to get to music class right now, and–"

"He wasn't asking," Maya interrupted authoritatively.

Sarah frowned, confused. "But he said–"

"Sit," Maya ordered.

Sarah complied immediately, dropping into the front row desk nervously. "What's this about?"

"We just want to ask you some questions," Lucas explained calmly.

"And you're going to answer them truthfully," Maya added, glaring down at the girl stonily. "Understand?"

Sarah gulped and nodded her head quickly.

"Great." Lucas smiled at her charmingly, and sat down at the desk beside her. "Now, you know Farkle wasn't in class today. It turns out someone said some not-so-nice things about him, and we were wondering if you know who it is."

"It wasn't me!" Sarah said quickly, shooting a fearful glance in Maya's direction.

"No one said it was," Lucas remarked soothingly.

"I thought it," Maya muttered. "For like, a second," she added defensively at the look Lucas shot her.

"Sarah," Lucas said gently, turning his attention back to their questionee. "Do you know who said those things about Farkle?"

"I don't think so," she replied hesitantly.

"She's lying!" Maya declared, slamming her hands down on the desk loudly. "Who are you protecting?"

"No one," Sarah squeaked timidly. "But…"

"But?" Maya prompted impatiently.

"It's okay, Sarah," Lucas said softly. "Take your time."

"Yeah, we only have a heart-broken boy whose self-esteem is on the line," Maya added sarcastically.

"Alright." Sarah bit her lip thoughtfully before answering. "Tori told me she overheard Mike telling Farkle his turtlenecks are stupid, and that he isn't cool enough to hang out with you guys."

Maya and Lucas looked at each other sadly, thinking of the pain their friend was going through.

"Thanks, Sarah," Lucas said after a moment. "We really appreciate you telling us."

"Don't go too far!" Maya called out as Sarah walked out of the classroom. "We many have follow-up questions!"

"Well, now we know who bullied Farkle," Lucas remarked, coming to stand in front of Maya.

"Yeah, but it won't make Farkle feel any better," Maya pointed out.

"I think I might have an idea to help him," Lucas said thoughtfully. He paused before smirking at Maya. "We make a pretty good team."

"We do," she agreed, grinning mischievously. "Now let's go find Mike and teach him a little lesson."

She turned and took off out of the room speedily, smirk widening.

"Maya, wait, no!" Lucas ran after her hurriedly, trying to catch up to the cunning blonde before she inflicted any serious pain on her target.

Poor Mike had no clue what–or who–was coming for him.


A/N: Please review! Thank you :)