A/N: Sorry I haven't updated for about a week! Hope you enjoy this chapter, it's not one of my greatest but oh well. BTW, Snape is extremely OCC in this chapter, and there are a few AVPM/S references in there. Hope you enjoy! :)

Chapter 7

*"Right, who's-"

"LUNCH EVERYBODY!" Mrs. Weasley's voice bellowed through the whole house, and everyone jumped. Hermione spoke.

"Right, let's continue this after lunch. And Sirius- don't forget your dare!"*

Everyone jumped up, eager for food. All the boys ran to the kitchen quickly so they could get at the food. When they arrived, they were all pleased to see that Snape was not eating with them.

"Mum, can we start?" George immediately asked as he sat down. Mrs. Weasley gave him an exasperated look.

"You boys, always hungry. Yes, tuck in," she told them with a slight smile. They all lunged for their desired food, and settled down quietly to eat their fill.

"Mr Weasley, are you feeling okay today?" Hermione asked politely.

"Yes thank you Hermione, I have to pop in to St Mungos tomorrow just to check that all the venom has completely gone, and then I'll be done." He answered her.

"Good, glad to know you're getting better."

"Harry and Hermione, do you need me to pick you up anything from Diagon Alley? I'm going over there later today, and was just wondering if you needed anything."

"No, Mrs. Weasley, I think we're both okay for things at the moment," Hermione answered without conferring with Harry. She knew his answer would be the same. The Weasley's were short of money without buying children who weren't hers extra things.

"Okay dea-"

"I HAVE A URINARY TRACT INFECTION!" Mrs. Weasley was interrupted as Sirius completed his dare, jumping up onto the bench as he did so. Everyone jumped, and then those who were in on the dare went off into peals of laughter. The adults just stood there open mouthed as Sirius looked at them all earnestly. "Thankyou for your attention." He said, and sat back down again as if nothing had happened. Everyone was still laughing, and Tonks and Lupin had joined in.

Molly looked concerned, and went up behind Sirius. Everyone stopped laughing so they could hear what she was going to say.

"Sirius, do you want me to pick up anything that could heal it?" They heard her whisper. They all promptly burst into laughter then, and even Sirius couldn't maintain a serious face.

"What's going on?" Molly asked, thoroughly confused.

"It was a dare mum!" Fred spluttered through his laughter, attractively spraying chicken everywhere through his mouth. Molly looked on disapprovingly, but all the other adults excluding Moody laughed with the children.

"Is that what you were up to this morning? Well, try to be a bit quieter this afternoon please," she asked of them, and they agreed, still giggling.

*~~HP~~*

"Okay, where did the bottle go?" Hermione asked, looking around.

"Do you think we should just forget the bottle and just ask whoever? It takes too long to spin the bottle each time," Fred whined.

"Alright, but everyone has to have a decent share of turns, and it can be truths, dares or double dares," Hermione decided.

"Okay, George Weasley, who do you fancy?" Ginny asked sweetly. George blushed a bit.

"Katie, Bell," he declared confidently despite his blushing.

"Ooh, Georgie, that's so sweet," Fred cooed. George threw a pillow at his twin.

"Right, I'm going to pick Hermione," said Harry. She looked at him expectantly. "I dare you to run around the house loudly singing 'I'm sexy and I know it,' you know, the muggle one that was released a few weeks ago," he told her. All the wizards looked confused.

"Well, it sounds like an interesting song, go for it Hermione!" George encouraged. She rolled her eyes and got up. She started a silly little dance and began to prance around the house singing very loudly.

"Girl look at that body! I work out! When I walk in the spot this is what I see, everybody stops they staring at me, I got passion in my pants, and I ain't afraid to show it, I'm sexy and I know it!" Everyone could hear Hermione from the living room, and they were all laughing at the words mainly. They heard a door open in the distance. Hermione had just passed the kitchen and Snape had opened the door, looking to see what the noise was all about. She stopped in front of the door, started swinging her robes around and singing,

"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, YEAH! Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, YEAH!" Snape looked furious. "I'm sexy and I know it!" Hermione finished.

"WILL YOU ALL KEEP THE NOISE DOWN!" they all heard Mrs. Weasley shout.

"What are you doing Granger?" Snape asked scathingly.

"I'm accomplishing a dare," she informed him.

"Does it not occur to you that it is highly inappropriate to be singing that when you are clearly not the sexiest person around here?" he questioned her incredulously.

"I'll bear that in mind," Hermione noted.

"It is I, who is the sexiest around here," he told her. Her eyes widened at this statement, and she stood there gobsmacked as Snape took over her dare, dancing around doing a Scottish jig with a few lunges for accompaniment. She gaped like a fish as she watched and then burst into hysterics. Everyone in the living was curious as to where Hermione had got to, so they tried to look for her. When they found her, they too joined in the laughter, as Snape begun to sing the song rather loudly.

"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, YEAH!" George managed to control himself enough to run back to the living room and grab the camera to take a photo of Snape doing his dance. He had still failed to notice that they were all stood there in laughter. He was throwing himself into it, and Sirius was on the floor in the state he was in; his old school enemy dancing around to a muggle song about being sexy? Snape only noticed he was being watched by a crowd when he heard the snap of the camera, signalling that George had taken a shot of him.

"That's absurd! You can't just take a picture of me! I'll tell Dumbledore and have you expelled!" George snorted.

"What kind of a reaction was that for Snape? Come on guys, let's carry on with the game, I have photographic evidence for threatening!" all of them, still laughing loudly, left Snape on his own with his own entertainment.

"That was the funniest thing I think I've ever seen at the hands of Snivellus," Sirius commented, still chuckling.

"Okay, well done Hermione, that was epic. Right, someone pick someone else," Harry requested as they took their seats in the lounge again.

A/N: Sorry, I know it could have been longer and better but I didn't want to keep you waiting for too long. Hope you enjoyed anyway, please review for me! :)

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